Keith And The Girl Comedy Talk Show

Like only a best pal would, Hollywood Craig Klein recorded Keith on acid. The trio dissects the voice memos.

It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and things get heated! First off, 50% of KATG listeners have done acid? The fuck? The duo also reviews the elaborate prank show Jury Duty to discuss if the mark is a goddamn idiot. The two then review Bill Maher’s Barbie review.

Liz Miele joins the trio to help discuss Donald Trump’s third indictment, Rudy Giuliani’s $10 million sexual abuse lawsuit, Chemda’s second COVID attack, and Keith’s first (AND LAST!) time on acid. Chemda finally saw 2014’s John Wick, and the anti-child trafficking movie Sound of Freedom’s producer Fabian Marta was arrested for child kidnapping. You don’t fuckin’ say!

Am I the Asshole?’s Danny Vega is joined by his new co-host Shannon Dee. Together the group discusses Chemda’s positive COVID test (and voice), the death of Pee-wee Herman, Chemda’s review of the Barbie movie, and some tantalizing Am I the Assholes.

Fan favorite Lucie Pohl returns to KATG to discuss relationships, break-ups, Prince trying to hurt Sinéad O’Connor physically and emotionally, Mitch McConnell shitting his pants in front of the press, and the United States’s UFO coverup.

Rojo Perez arrived back in the U.S. from Puerto Rico only to get immediately dumped by his girlfriend. The trio discusses dating, being let go, finding closure, and being part of stupid break-up talks.

The Black Guy Who Tips’ Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the phenomenon of Barbenheimer and the conservative men who are shitting themselves over the Barbie movie. Men are saying they aren’t as fragile as Ken depicted them to be, then they fight each other in a movie theater for calling each other a “little boy”. The trio also discusses the oh-so-brilliant move of Elon Musk changing the name Twitter to X and the new fact that you’re not liable for calling Donald Trump an official rapist.

IT’S ANOTHER BRAND NEW GUEST! Liam Nelson teaches us all the (literal) highs and lows of Marfan syndrome: being five feet tall in kindergarten, living in a world not made for you, aggressive masculinity, surgeries, hooking up at Marfan conferences, and meeting Chewbacca.

Keith reviews Mission: Impossible — Dead Reckoning, Part One; Keith and Chemda cover the latest in celebrity breakups; and, and the duo discusses the man that tried to date a woman at gunpoint. Also, the man behind the black and blue/white and gold dress tried to kill his wife.

New KATG guest Dave Merheje joins KATG to discuss Dating vs. Comedy, his armed robbery, SAG-AFTRA joining the WGA strike, and the 2023 Emmy nominations.

New guest Felicia Gillespie jumps in the deep end. The trio discusses Felicia catching a boyfriend cheating when he butt-dialed her while he was having sex, various odd jobs, and Bummer News Corner featuring studio executives waiting for writers to lose their homes, Bank of America being fined $150 million over ripping off customers, and Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has receiving payments from lawyers that presented cases to the Supreme Court. YAY!

After over a decade, Ben Roy returns for his second visit to KATG. We cover his personal changes, his growth, and Jonah Hill weaponizing therapy talk.

Is it Keith’s birthday?! New guest and improvisational rapper Chris Turner joins the duo to rap (yes pun) about improvisational rap, Keith finally watching Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Olympic gymnastics doctor and child rapist Larry Nassar being stabbed 10 times in prison, and The Dad Emails.

Your favorite podcasting duo returns after Independence Week to discuss Jim Caviezel, Mel Gibson, Joey Chestnut, and Elon Musk’s Twitter vs. Mark Zuckerberg’s Threads. Hey England: Fuck tea.

Christian Finnegan has been on Keith and The Girl over 50 times, and he roasts Keith like only a true friend can. What a blessing! The gang discusses Christian’s year of sobriety, Madonna’s ICU visit, her new head, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson daring you to call him ‘cis’ to his face, and Jonathan Majors winning his domestic abuse court appearance.

New guest Dave Stone joins KATG and seamlessly fits in as the trio revisits the viral Roseanne Barr and Theo Von clip, Ryan Seacrest being the new host of Wheel of Fortune, and everything you wanted to know about living in a van and being a police officer.

New guest Geoffrey Asmus joins KATG, and the gang discusses studying religion, nocturnal emitting, and losing your virginity at 26. They also cover Roseanne Barr denying the holocaust ever happened with Theo Von, and the follow-up with OceanGate.

Keith and Chemda discuss billionaires, from Elon Musk declaring that ‘cisgender’ is a bannable slur on Twitter to the rich dying in OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan.

Carmen Lynch returns as the gang discuss dating people with children and how Rick and Morty are dealing with changing the voices of Justin Roiland’s characters. Keith then informs Chemda of the OceanGate Expeditions’ Titan submersible and its inevitable doom.

Keith and Chemda recap their Juneteenth weekend and share the news on Meghan Markle’s fake podcast interviews, legal Special Olympics gambling, more dead people coming out of coffins alive, and Pat Sajak’s final year with Wheel of Fortune. You’ll also learn how to properly apologize.