Before You Were Funny

Two thirds of UCB supergroup Convoy join us for Gay X-men, an open letter to Hollywood, and weed protest songs written for a singing computer. Guests: Alex Berg (Hellbaby, artistic director of UCB LA) Todd Fasen (FX’s Terriers, Reno 911!). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed, produced by Eric Martin. More at www.beforeyouwerefunny.com

Love in a mental hospital, Bob Dole hosts a Variety Show, and The Hand That Rocks The Dreidel... which is exactly what it sounds like. Guests: Scott Chernoff (Conan, TV Guide Letter Theater), Eric Martin (This American Wife, True Tales of Lust and Love). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed, produced by Eric Martin. More at www.beforeyouwerefunny.com

The head writers of Cracked.com join us for pickle fouls, stripping to scare away bullies, and a little accidental racism titled “Magic Johnson Feet.” Guests: Dan O’Brien and Michael Swaim (co-writers of the New York Times Bestseller You Might Be A Zombie, Streamy Award winning writers of Agents of Cracked). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed, produced by Eric Martin. More at www.beforeyouwerefunny.com

Olmec gets married, big brother bobby lays down some brotherly advice, and we return to Planet C*ntington when the rest of Good Neighbor pops in for an ep. Guests: Beck Bennett (Arrested Development, Axe Cop), Nick Rutherford (The Office, Pretend Time). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at www.beforeyouwerefunny.com

Dolphin poetry, breakfast advice for freshmen and a 15 year old girl’s darkly personal fan fiction. Guests: Erin McGathy (This Feels Terrible Podcast), Tim Simons (HBO’s VEEP), Joe Wengert (Kroll Show, How To Live With Your Parents). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed, produced by Eric Martin. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

The serious one act play “Utopia Untitled,” a college visit from Jesus, and Prego jars full of sheep. Guests: Rachel Bloom (Robot Chicken, Allen Gregory), Emily Maya Mills (Children’s Hospital, Parks & Recreation). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

The hat-wearing dudes of Team Tiger Awesome drop in for what turns out to be the most offensive episode we've ever recorded. Featuring terrible Leno impressions, a decent Bullwinkle impression, and an unshot segment from Movie 43 centered entirely around vaginas. Guests: Clint Gage (Funny or Die Presents, CollegeHumor), Nick Mundy (Conan, Happy Endings), Michael Truly (Funny or Die Presents, Cracked). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at www.BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Robert Downey Jr. movie parodies, the origin of the Kit Kat jingle, and the most generic skewering of Fox News imaginable. Guests: Hal Rudnick (Community, The Midnight Show), Eric Moneypenny (The Eric Andre Show, The Midnight Show). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at www.BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Bad Dudes save the President, a sad window into Jacob's personal life,and a bonafide Two and a Half Men spec. Guests: Scott Gairdner (Conan, Funny or Die), Nick Wiger (NTSF:SD:SUV, The Onion). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at www.BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Geisha pimps, Little Mermaid songs, and a middle school review of the 1995 movie Powder. Guests: Alison Becker (Parks & Rec, Kroll Show), Matt Jones (Breaking Bad, The Office), and Echo Kellum (Ben & Kate, Comedy Bang Bang). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. Recorded live at the Upright Citizens Brigade in Los Angeles. More at www.BeforeYouWereFunny.com.

It's Couples Month on BYWF! Featuring Eurotrash high schools, crab dribbling, and a way-too-dark Apple Jacks commercial. Guests: Patrick Carlyle (The Newsroom, Suburgatory, Couple Time) and Allyn Rachel (Workaholics, Weeds, Couple Time). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com.

It's Couples Month on BYWF! Featuring Batman parodies, The French Revolution, grandmas falling, and a love song about constipation. Guests: Matt Gourley (Superego Podcast, Channel 101), Amanda Lund (The League, Ghost Ghirls). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at www.BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Live from SF Sketchfest! Oedipus Rex, the guy who cries poop, and a play set inside a milk bottle. Guests: James Adomian (Last Comic Standing, Comedy Bang Bang), Mary Lynn Rajskub (Mr. Show, 24), Daniel Handler (A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Believer). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. Recorded live at The Dark Room in San Francisco. More at www.BeforeYouWereFunny.com.

Bad accents, evil janitors, and sketches written by Casey Wilson’s dad for SNL. Guests: Rob Delaney (Key & Peele, Twitter), Matt Walsh (Veep, The Hangover), and Casey Wilson (Happy Endings, SNL). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. Recorded live at The UCB Theatre in Los Angeles. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

It's time for Maximum Fun as the hosts of Jordan, Jesse, Go! join us for handjobs, Supreme Court makeouts and homeless Maya Angelou. Guests: Jordan Morris (The Daily Habit, UCB's Up Up Up) and Jesse Thorn (PRI's Bullseye, The Sound of Young America). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Amish lesbians, stand-up jokes where the punchlines are optional, and a Hansel & Gretel meets Law & Order mash-up. Guests: Erin Gibson (InfoMania!, Funny or Die, Parks & Rec) and Bryan Safi (Ellen, Funny or Die, That’s Gay). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Termite raisins, roommate horror stories, and a cry for help from Gaylord’s tower. Guests: Mookie Blaiklock (Don’t Trust The B In Apt. 23, Hung, A Kiss From Daddy) and Dave Horwitz (Dealbreaker, How to Live With Your Parents For the Rest of Your Life, A Kiss From Daddy). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Mad/bad scientists, hair cave people, and a 2004 skewering of TheFacebook.com. Guests: Dominic Dierkes (Conan, Workaholics, Derrick Comedy) and Shelby Fero (The Midnight Show with Pete Holmes, Cracked). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

Time capsules, unnecessary musical numbers, and a beach pimp who keeps calling people Tony Roma's. Guests: Lennon Parham (Best Friends Forever, Accidentally on Purpose), Neil Campbell (Comedy Bang Bang, A Kiss From Daddy), Jordan Morris (Jordan, Jesse, Go!, Up Up Up). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. Recorded live at the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com

The boys of Cream Comedy (and 3/5 of Hip Hop Penguin) stop by to share some biting Hollywood satire, an all-breastfeeding sketch, and a screenplay that goes where no screenplay has gone before... chronicling the life of of a lazy 20-something. Guests: Sergio Cilli (Happy Endings, InfoMania!, Wordgirl), Casey Feigh (The Comedy Garage, UCB's John Velvet), Jacob Womack (Key & Peele, UCB's John Velvet). Hosted by Justin Michael and Jacob Reed. More at BeforeYouWereFunny.com