Thoughts, Rants & Cold Coffee

GOP’s alternative to the Affordable Care Act helps insurance companies, Film School Rejects claims it’s time to bring back the Muppet Show, and Bill Hemmer compares the missing plane to Noah’s Ark.

Reince Priebus is reshaping the RNC, the Southern Baptist Convention is looking to do away with terms that “oppress” the unborn, and why is KISS mad at the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame?

Cancer specialist recommends nudity and coffee for a longer life, the NYPD has discovered using Stop and Frisk less has helped their popularity, and John McCain calls Russia a gas station?

Oklahoma State House warns of the dangers of tongue piercing, a Michigan woman bites off part of her boyfriend’s ear, and President Obama gets to view Game of Thrones before the public?? Not Fair!

Fox News’ Howard Kurtz calls out Stephen Colbert, the guy who had sex with a Hot Pocket gives suggestions, and autographed copies of Mein Kampf sell for nearly $65,000.

GOP candidate says masturbation is Satan’s plan to erase the Church, marijuana is making its way into weddings and Rush Limbaugh is mad at…Girl Scouts??

AZ Governor Jan Brewer strikes down Arizona’s Anti-Gay bill, a school child in Texas brings a beer to school, and a court ruling in California allows police to conduct warrantless home searches?

A spelling competition in Missouri ends in a tie after 60 rounds, Disney’s Magic Kingdom significantly raises admission prices, and Arizona’s Anti-Gay bill.

Kristen Powers says Fox News has gotten her out of her liberal bubble, Christine O’Donnell claims she’s a victim of the IRS, and Tennessee lawmakers propose an Anti-Sex week bill amidst outrage over sex week happening at the University of Tennessee.

The bass player from 3 Doors Down gets a DUI, A lawyer is suing Paramount Pictures over “The Wolf of Wall Street,” and an update on the spanking bill in Kansas.

New study shows a positive correlation between crime rates and Wal-Mart, Joe Biden refers to an airport as a third world country, and top NFL prospect Michael Sam comes out as gay.

Funeral and casket displays are now setting up in Malls, Clay Aiken is running for Congress, and Brigham Young compares masturbation to warfare.

A new study on legalized medical marijuana and suicide, Paul Begala on Fox News and RadioShack will be closing 500 stores nationwide.

John Elway on being Republican, Super Bowl 48 was the most watched televised event in US history and why does SNL makes fun of Republicans more?

A Chris Christie aid resigns amidst state subpoena on the bridge scandal, Bill O’Reilly interviews Obama before the Super Bowl, and some people were offended by the Coca-Cola commercial?

Obama says some large companies are committed to helping with joblessness, Anthony Weiner offers Congressman Grimm advice and Rand Paul wants guns in post offices.

Tucker Carlson claims the losers in the Obama economy are men, Sen. Jeff Session quotes Lady Gaga as evidence for dangers of marijuana, and a classic radio station in Denver bans Seattle music for the week.

Sen. John McCain calls Richard Sherman a ‘loudmouth,’ a self-published author makes 30K a month on Bigfoot Erotica, and the government is spying on those opposed to what?

Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, CPAC 2014 speakers, and Barbara Bush on Bill Clinton? Why is that in the news?

Justin Bieber’s odd addiction, Elisabeth Hasselbeck misrepresents Ann Coulter, and Florida is looking to loosen the Stand Your Ground law?