Team Objection Podcast

The guys read through horrifying stories of kids (and parents) gone bad, including murder over karaoke and violence over orange juice. Also, Chris stumbles through his cartoon memories, Dave commits a crime during the song break, and Shaun finally snaps at the end of the episode.

The guys unveil a rich new sound with new equipment, and use it to figure out why someone would marry their dad or have sex with a ghost. Also, Chris is bitter about the Chili Peppers concert, Dave struggles with more first-world problems, and Shaun unveils his new chicken sound effect.

The guys talk about the NFL's referee fiasco, discuss all the ways ninjas could be useful enforcers, and reminisce about board games in Buzzkill. Also, Chris keeps trying to get rich quick, Dave suffers a horrific knee injury while sumo wrestling, and Shaun might be a racist at work.

The guys talk about their home state in not-so-glowing terms, fight off poisonous and expensive scorpions, and fulfill one of Dave's wishes in Buzz Off. Also, Chris gets bitter in Buzzerbeater, Dave gives Shaun some relationship advice, and Shaun decides he doesn't like Arizona.

The guys join the revolution by fighting for a man fired for a joke from the 60s and a 5-year-old kid wearing dresses, and answer mail in Buzz In. Also, Chris reads lavish praise from colleagues, Dave tries to be the biggest playa of the group, and Shaun worries about a Ross Perot mech.

The guys decide whether fat people and babies should be allowed on airplanes and discover that people like being naked at airports. Also, Chris is upset about Michael Clarke Duncan, Dave thinks Mr. Miyagi is Mr. McGuy, and Shaun thinks an elephant makes a noise like a cow.

The guys try to stop pregnant mothers from drinking, tell off an insecure crazy woman, and make truthful lists in Buzzcut. Also, Chris recites bits from A Few Good Men, Dave hates those who abuse the legal system, and Shaun asks if anyone wants to shave his ass.

The guys dip into the nostalgia pool for an entire school episode, try to beat third-graders at predicting the future, and introduce a newish segment that sounds familiar. Also, Chris enjoyed hurting other kids, Dave had a sad breakup in seventh grade, and Shaun had the worst childhood ever.

The guys discuss the risks of movies coming to life, applaud the choice of music for a gymnast's routine, and bring back a forgotten segment in Buzz Off. Also, Chris becomes a wrestling announcer, Dave leaves for the beach mid-show, and Shaun wets the bed.

The guys sift through some baffling news, like boys having sex with cows and people trading babies for trucks, and run through another big collection of letters in Buzz In. Also, Chris tries to figure out why Aladdin was emo, Dave makes steak out of a bad situation, and Shaun screws up the definition of hooking up.

The guys try out karaoke, throw Buzz Off into the lead segment because they can, and finally unveil a new sound effect in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris unloads some grocery store bitterness, Dave hates being ganged up on, and Shaun invents an imaginary Irish grandmother.

The guys welcome contest winner Nick Fiala as a special guest, figure out which drinks will kill them, and put together the perfect(?) boy band in Buzz Questions. Also, Chris puts his streak on the line, Dave channels his inner Eminem, and Shaun says his dream is to be struck by lightning.

The guys wonder if kidnapping is the best way to meet girls, sing a Tim McGraw song, and plan out the perfect death in Buzzcut. Also, Chris breaks one of the Genie's quid pro quo, Dave turns Buzzerbeater back into a lightning round, and Shaun says all nicknames for money suck.

The guys wonder why everyone's so high on bath salts, introduce a new segment about weird searches on Google, and throw away antiquated ideas in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris laments the death of newspapers, Dave laments the death of Steve Nash, and Shaun laments the death of the Academy Awards.

The guys celebrate making it to 50 episodes with a new intro, new music, singing cats, an entirely live show and the biggest Buzz In you've ever seen. Also, Chris is ready to recruit a hot girl on Craigslist, Dave treads on dangerous waters with his fiancee, and Shaun almost kills someone at a funeral.

The guys discuss Adele's magical powers, talk about the hottest new trend -- pheromone dating, and finally discuss one of the best games of 2011 in Buzzkill. Also, Chris proposes scratch-and-sniff websites, Dave forms a brief alliance with Shaun, and Shaun continue to workshop his accents.

The guys highlight the weirdest female stories in the news, give their favorites for what they like in a girl, and try not to alienate half their audience in Buzz Off. Also, Chris says most women don't need makeup, Dave becomes the first person to hate the DMV, and Shaun says the longest sentence in recorded history.

The guys welcome back Gary Sundt to talk about crazy stories now that we're six months away from the end of the world and try to survive without air conditioning in Phoenix -- which leads to a very strange Buzzcut. Also, Chris takes on the instant internet era, Dave can't stop being a hipster, and Shaun is possessed by a vibrating ghost.

The guys recount Shaun's miraculous skydiving survival, discuss the logistics of a real-life cat helicopter, and decide which conventions of society make the cut in Buzzsaw. Also, Chris gets stuck with a bad order at Subway, Dave wins a prize he never wanted, and Shaun decides on a nickname for his penis.

The guys find fingers in their sandwiches, inject super glue in people's butts, and blast through the reader mailbag in Buzz In. Also, Chris makes everyone uncomfortable, Dave successfully references a movie, and Shaun prepares to die when he goes skydiving.