Johnny Kielbasa's Sausage Hut

Friday night doesn't really mean much this week...so lets pour a few stiff drinks at home and let the funk take us away for a minute. Crank it up. Hang in there, America, and subscribe to The Sausage Hut. The Fireside Hut is here for y'all! Tell your friends! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! You got nothing better to do. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny is back with everyone's favorite encapsulation of everyone's favorite game show, the legendary The Price Is Right! This episode from March 12 (didn't get to do today's episode because of news interruptions) features a special $20,000 bonus from Publisher's Clearance House to the first pricing game winner. We also get to see such classic games like That's Too Much, Hot Seat, and Cover Up. No one gives play-by-play of TPIR like Johnny K. Hang in there, America, and subscribe to The Sausage Hut. The Fireside Hut is here for y'all! Tell your friends! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! You got nothing better to do. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

After a quick discussion about The Price Is Right and Plinko being overrated, Johnny and Kowski proffer tips for those of you new to working from home. The boys offer tips on important concepts like: working around the screen saver that IT won't let you change, changing your email and IM alert sounds so they are loud enough to wake you up from a nap, how to talk to your boss about your workload, and not turning in work too fast. Then they touch on exercising at home, tennis, Tom Hanks in Spring Break, Super Nintendo, Super Metroid, NHL 94, Mario All-Stars, dragon bone armor in Skyrim, Oppressor MKII in GTA Online, conquering Ghosts 'n Goblins, and more! Hang in there, America, and subscribe to The Sausage Hut. The Fireside Hut is here for y'all! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! You got nothing better to do. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

As our new normal sets in, Johnny talks about the abnormal, yet normal world of Tamriel in Elder Scrolls online. Johnny - and high level sorcerer with dual wield and destuction staff experience - talks about his preferences in delving into dungeons and delves, finishing the Elsewyr chapters (no spoilers, don't worry), running away from enemies whenever he can, hoarding armor and weapon sets, enemy jurisdictions, filling soul gems, and the casino in GTA Online. Hang in there, America, and subscribe to The Sausage Hut. The Fireside Hut is here for y'all! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! You got nothing better to do. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

We are all in this together, y'all. Johnny Kielbasa offers a momentary respite from our current struggles to gargle some vinegar and proffer some audio that can keep you from losing your shit during The Great American Self-Isolation Festival. No virus numbers here, just Johnny flexing your eardrums with a little High Pitch Erik/Lancel Lannister Funk and a free ride on the Clavinet/Organ Express. Then Mishy divebombs in after his great re-location adventure while Johnny slathers us with bass butter. And there is some talk about Paul McCartney and Wings' first album and the song Jet. Hang in there, America, and subscribe to The Sausage Hut. The Fireside Hut is here for y'all! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! You got nothing better to do. Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

We kick things off with a bonus live Fast Food Review with the legendary Wack Packer High Pitch Erik! Then Johnny and El Choppo head into the Australian outback for a didgeridoo lesson from acclaimed didgeridoo player, David Hudson. Then El Choppo recounts a tale of mashing buttons in Babe's hot tub and accidentally turning down the water temperature, much to Babe's dismay the next day. El Choppo was then banned from using Babe's hot tub by himself. Johnny asks El Choppo if he's prepared to get dumped. Then El Choppo reviews his new pressure cooker and the steel cut oat diet he's on now. And the boys touch on oat cakes, lembas bread from Middle Earth, the new series Hunters on Amazon, and much more. This week's Cholesterol Report: designing efficient hot tub buttons. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

The Meat Master kicks off his vacation trip with a stop by The Sausage Hut to weave yarns about living in an 11-man house, unsuccessfully stealing ash trays, I seen vs. I saw, living in "the penthouse", semi-retirement, 10 cent beers, and much more. Then The Meat Master gives a rousing pre-game speech while Johnny finishes you off with a massive double input organ/clavinet jam for the ages. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and El Choppo venture into the haunted forest to reclaim the coffee table that El Choppo built for Babe. Of course, he is very proud of his creation and will go to any lengths to acquire and safeguard this beautiful castor-riding double-decker coffee table. After a tangle with the coffee table troll under the bridge, our heroes are able to fast travel back to a potion shop. Then El Choppo sings about his coffee table to the tune of The Love Boat Karoke, and the boys shout out their affection for The Guild of Ambience from this potion shop. This episode's Cholesterol Report: Finding the right spell for your own coffee tables. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Juice Bag Hero stops by the Hut to celebrate quitting smoking after his epic trip to Mexico. Then JBH recalls his Mexican adventure of big waves, micheladas, stepping on urchins, pelicans, whales, and more. Then JBH and JK discuss bartending at a college bar that serves $5 Long Island Iced Teas, kids with fake IDs, Juice's new knife, favorite crayon colors, Call of Duty, Juice gets a TShirt, and much more! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

First, Johnny butters up the bass and drops cumulonimbus clouds of funk from the outer reaches of the galaxy. Then Johnny lumberjacks through 11 strings of perniciousness until his cheap-ass pick melts into goo. Then the sax juice gets loose. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and Kowski are giddy with anticipation as they make preparations for Kowski's Super Bowl party. We go in-depth into the intricacies of bacon explosions. This party marks 12 years since Johnny started making bacon explosions. This year's explosions: jalepeno bacon, salame calabrese, kielbasa, cheddar, and mozzarella on one and green chili bacon, italian sausage, cheddar bratwurst, prosciutto, mexican cheese on the other. Kowski makes meatballs, bacon, hanky panky, and sausage dip. The boys also recount sniping bar seats at a busy steakhouse. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny, The Vegetarian Butcher, and Mishy get together to tell Super Bowl party stories and prognosticate about this weekend's championship of professional football. All prop bets for a standard $100: National anthem: Johnny/Butcher over 2 minutes Will Demi Lovato forget a word? Butcher/Mishy: yes The word, "brave" lasts over 5.5 seconds: Butcher: over First team to score: Butcher/Mishy: Chiefs KC DTD: Mishy/Butcher: yes Niners DTD: Mishy: yes Sack or TD first: Butcher/Johnny: TD Shortest FG: 26.6 Butcher: under JLo wardrobe changes: Butcher: over/Johnny: under/ No Mishy Largest lead over 13.5 points: Mishy/Johnny :over Will Troy Aikman talk about his SB Experience: all yes First commercial after coin flip: Johnny: Coke Color of Gatorade: Johnny: orange, Butcher: green, Mishy: red Over/under: Butcher/Mishy: over, Johnny: under Will Andy Reed get lifted off the field: Johnny/Butcher: no Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! How about giving us a rating and review while you're at it? Follow Johnny on Tw

Johnny, El Choppo, and Patty Links converge to talk about Super Bowl food but end up recounting their morningtime adventure roaming about the area killing time. Johnny and El Choppo went to exchange a pair of shoes, had a wonderful rustic breakfast, then hit a bar before Johnny had to leave to go get a haircut. There's talk of exchanging shoes, the Sesame Street classic, "The Sign Said One Way", oppression of decaffeinated coffee drinkers, and a quick hello from Sweet and Spicy Smokie. Then Patty Links gets down to the finer points of the cheese festival she hosts for the game every year. Fromage, charcuterie boards, gherkins, Instagram moments, the xmas jamon, truffle gouda, pulled pork, bacon explosions, air fryer cauliflower, chicken and vegetable stock, pizza ordering, vintagerecipecards.com, and much more are in store! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny dollops a live Fast Food Review for Checker's Baconzilla and Bacon Roadhouse burgers. Lots of bacon and cheese, BBQ sauce, and onion crumbs for the cowpokes out on the dusty trail. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny proffers a live Fast Food Review for Church's new Handheld Pot Pies. The Pot Pie Paradox is finally solved. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and Kowski sit down in The Hut to pontificate on the upcoming NFL Championship Game and Kowski's 12th annual Super Bowl party. The men discuss the ending of Johnny's month of no booze and no meat, eating copious amounts of Polish (cassata) birthday cake, prognostications on the upcoming game, the folly of drafting linemen in the first round, NFL linemen highlights, Jedi: Fallen Order, designing your own light saber, and the last gasps of Christmas ales. Then Mishy divebombs right into the middle of the discussion to give a little preview of what to expect come Super Sunday, the greatness of NFL Films' treatment of Super Bowl VII and VIII, favorite facemasks in NFL history, Larry Csonka, Scott Player, sushi buffets, bacon explosions, hot toddys, organs, horns, and much more! Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny Skywalker straps on the axe for a wah pedal cotillion laminating all the boogie and most of the woogie you will ever need to get through your day and evening and night. Then he swan dives straight into a cookie dough swimming pool of thickness-bumping delights surely to warm up your most important muscles. Then Johnny debuts an arcade jackpot dance fandango potluck of funk to get your cardio sesh off to a throbbing start...and finish. And finally, a crescendo of wah pedal madness stretching across the boundaries of space and time and funk. Crank it up and enjoy! Then binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Marketing Guru Nad Vaculette returns to The Sausage Hut after not being able to record his own podcast, so Johnny has to take time out to interview him because of some podcast consultation contract he unknowingly signed. Nad Vaculette tells us that he was recently transferred from the marketing department to the HR department, and he's really excited! Then he shares insights into ideas his HR team had to boost morale and maximize the business. Such great ideas as employees posting positive phrases on sticky notes and putting them on a wall near the HR department and a complimentary baked potato bar served by the executive team are discuessed. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny and El Choppo record live on location from Babe's basement. El Choppo gives the epilogue of the toilet clogging saga and how another man got the bronze statue for finishing the job. Then the lads commence to shooting an epic stop motion minute on Babe's pooltable (look for the video on Johnny's Instagram in a week or two). Babe's cat bites her finger, El Choppo gets his afternoon beer, and a good time is had by all. King Kong Bundy dances with an electric fairy, Mean Gene Okerlund presents pool balls and Minions, and the electric fairy rides a drill on a wave of pine shavings. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks

Johnny gives a live Fast Food Review regarding Taco Bell's lastest trio of Double Stacked Tacos: chipotle cheddar, nacho crunch, and reaper ranch. If you listen closely, you can hear El Choppo planing wood in the background. Binge away on The Sausage Hut Podcast! Follow Johnny on Twitter: @JohnnyKielbasa Check out our awesome videos on Instagram: johnnykielbasarocks