Michael Oldroyd - Comedy Podcast

Mike talks about Happy Gilmore 2, someone trying to pick-pocket him on the train, the Paramount merger & and Trump's attempt to influence their voice, South Park pushing back against it, and much more!

Mike talks about consensual domination and the difference between bowing out of reverence vs whatever P. Diddy is accused of... he also talks about his awesome summer where he's been posted up in NJ/NYC for the last month... He also shares some thoughts on the new Superman and the upcoming release of Happy Gilmore 2

Mike talks about the completion of his early summer mini-tour and sucking his own financial d***... plus other things, including a special bonus audio clip from a conversation that took place with a lady friend where neither knew they were being recorded.

Once again, Mike is too tired after recording this episode to write a description that does the episode justice. If you love Trump, ignore the first segment of what's going on in the world... or don't ignore it and let me mold your political opinion.

In this episode, Mike talks about... how about you just listen to it & find out for yourself?!

Mike honors mom's on Mother's Day and has his own mom as a guest on in the final segment of the episode

Mike records from NYC and talks about how he's been there the last few weeks doing damage.

Michael (aka me) is tipsy right now and thus, I do not feel like writing a description, nor do I feel like asking Chat GPT to do my work for me because I'm honest and I treat my AI better than you treat your employees!

Mike talks about everything from personal updates to politics, comedy, and deep thoughts on life. He starts with the cold weather, and how Valentine’s Day also marks his rent’s anniversary (and his conception date). He also touches on the Super Bowl, from Seal’s commercial to Kanye’s, and recognizes Black History Month before diving into Apple’s massive $500 billion investment in the U.S. The podcast also includes the market’s recent dip, and AI's fast evolution, with Deep Seek AI, Grok3’s take on Musk, ChatGPT, and Copilot making waves. More topics include Trump’s executive orders and Trump Coin, including some of the biggest issues—immigration, Guantanamo Bay’s expansion, the Israel-Palestine conflict, and Trump calling Zelensky a dictator. There’s also Elon Musk’s whatever you wanna call it, lawsuits pushing back against his/their moves, and a government whose bureaucracy looks like what Musk calls balls of worms. Meanwhile, media networks are shifting, with MSNBC leaning more right, and Trump likely aimin

Mike talks about his new years reflections whilst wearing a butt plug.

"Mike dives into a festive blend of heartwarming updates, comedy highlights, and personal reflections. As we celebrate the season of Christmas and Hanukkah, he touches on some uplifting world news, including the hopeful 90% progress toward a peace treaty between Israel and Palestine, as well as changes in Syrian leadership that could have significant implications for the region. Avoiding heavier topics too much, he focuses on positivity, including trending holiday movies like Gladiator 2: Bonhoeffer and Moana 2, along with Netflix’s romantic comedy, Hot Frosty and other seasonal favorites like Nut Crackers and Dear Santa. On the comedy front, we talk about viral laughs, including a German Shepherd’s hilarious reaction to a green bean and the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, showcasing adorable and funny animal moments. He also reflects on some of his own comedy milestones. The episode takes a heartfelt turn as he shares stories from the recent trolley shows, where 90-minute tours of twinkling lights and so

Mike tried using ChatGPT to write a summary because he's in a hurry to get down to Florida right now, but he hated the summary. So just listen to the episode!

Mike talks about the New York Comedy Festival and the lead to it. It's pretty insightful he says in the 3rd person.

Mike flogs himself as punishment for taking so long to put out a new episode, gives it up for Boris Johnson's hair, talks about driving his Tesla through cemeteries on Halloween and the suitcase murder, talks about hiding in a coffin on halloween at a single mom's house to hide from her kids per her requirement/request. He also talks about the erection, I mean election (forgive the asian in me), SNL, Jim Gaffigan's comedy about the election, upcoming shows in Clayton, MO and NYC, him headlining his own show at the 2024 New York Comedy Festival, a recap on his shows in Florida last month before the hurricane, how vagina is more powerful than a hurricane, his trip to Vegas for a wedding and the comedy stuff he did while there, dealing with a stripper from Spearmint Rhino, Eureka Football, his birthday this week, and more + the loving memory of his friend Sean Hoch.

How fun would it be not to need a description and to be an adventurer? I dare you to listen without a description.

In this episode, Mike talks about your mom!

Mike talks about Elon Musk & Trump blowing each other & nothing else. That's not true, but just listen because Mike is too tired to write an episode description in the 3rd person at 2:13 am because he put all his energy into making a stupendous episode for you!

Mike talks about returning to football practice at the University of Missouri over the weekend to reconnect with old teammates and see the new renovations and facilities. He also talks about Missouri's athletes in the Olympics. He builds on last week's discussions of the connections he has to the Olympics and with the football world today. This includes Missouri's legislature that benefits Missouri high school athletes who commit to Mizzou. His old teammate, Kurtis Gregory, has helped get laws passed to favor this which appears to be a mutual benefit for both athletes and the University of Missouri. He also talks about seeing a large group of Pro Palestine protesters in downtown Columbia while in town, as well as going out to Harpos.

Mike talks about getting pegged for the first time. That's not actually true, but he/I felt the need to say something catchy to get your attention... Did it work? (rhetorical question) Anywho.... just listen to the episode you freaking butt pirates!!! Why? Because he/I am/are too tired and lazy to write up a description. I blew my load creating the episode, putting everything into it, leaving nothing on the field, not even the ability to write a description to lure in listeners... The ironies of life, AMIRITE????Ok, fine!!! Self imposed guilt may or may not have led me to coming back to write up a flimsy ass description: I talk about a typhoon, ingrown hairs on my knutsack, the 33rd Olympiad, my experience running Track & Field, how slow my fasting is going, the irony of a Republican that doesn't want tighter gun control getting an attempt on his life with a gun, how Japanese chicks are freaks in the sack, AI, the bachelor party I attended recently in Tahoe, less distractions leading to less masturbation,

Mike talks about how summer is here and he's back in NYC! It's the best trip to NYC he's had in a while & he explains why. He talks about handing out flyers in NYC with one of his best friends, reconnecting with Dom Leonelli, and creating content with the NYC sketch team. He talks about going to the Comedy Cellar. He talks about how he considered meeting a prostitute for coffee but not for sex because it's interesting. Enjoy the fruits of Mike's life...