Nerf's Lols At 5:05

Ugh... all this free-will... who's got the time?  Time to Let Go and Let Government! 

Brains in the US are getting hard to come by.  What if you're a zombie?  What then HUH?  HUH!?! 

Classic LOL about the fast way to having giant pumpkins. 

All the horrors the Centennial State has to offer.  

Is your Rapture not moving like it should?  Clogged, Stuck Raptures need Roto Rapture! 

How LITTLE can you do for your halloween decorations?  Also, what's REALLY going to scare some people? 

As is tradition in Colorado around October 1st everyone decorates their Subaru for Halloween.  Yes EVERYONE! 

Happy Halloween!  Stay at the Motel 666.  Any similarity to an actual business is wholy imagined by you. 

Elon finds himself on hard times.  He needs YOUR help to get back on top... won't you please give to his GOFUNDYOURSELF... er. GOFUNDME? 

We take to the streets to see what people are thinking about the Broncos squad this year.  

Nothing is more adrenaline packed than this Colorado outdoor pastime... is it speed skiing? Downhill mountainbiking? No... it's LEAF PEEPING!! 

Your kid is WAY addicted to screens... I have no idea where he gets it from... 

So, Mom and Dad, maybe your child's problem is that they're a demon from hell. 

Only those of the highest moral character get in?  Sounds like a good way to go out of business in 2025.  Bad is IN!  Everybody is welcome in Heaven 2.0! 

What do you use for cyber security?  Why not use the #1 Defense in the NFL!? 

The Colorado Department Of Transit... THAT name needs a makeover, how about CDOT +!? 

WAY more than you needed to know about La Junta. 

LOL From 2009.  Makes you think about how much you should spend on expert advice, and staplers. 

We take to the streets to hear what people's Oktoberfest plans look like.  

Feel like the dating pool is too small?  Maybe you should cast a bigger net, and try Mermen!