The Team Tiger Awesome Show

On a very special Christmas edition of the Team Tiger Awesome show: the very best Christmas icons of all time battle it out to be known as the ultimate in a knock-down, jam-fist, slug-out, ball-stomp, rip roaring, tip-tizzing bracket. The following questions are also posed and answered (albeit sometimes poorly: Is Kevin Mcallister's murder aptitude such that he could destroy a mythical being such as Santa Claus? How is Tim Allen's the Santa Clause legally binding and what precedent does it set if I slip in a walmart? Is the Grinch a terrorist? Does Mundy know his own name? A solid gold guarantee you've never heard Jim Caviezel said more times in one hour.

In today's episode, the you'll be Tis'ing the Season as the TTA Boyz breakdown all the new movie trailers that came including the most important trailer of all time, The Fate of the Furious. Why is Dom a bad guy? Is he robot or from the Multiverse? Who knows? We also have our special guest, Gwyneth Paltrow (Hesley Harps), join us to discuss which holidays gifts we should get your friends and family that you feel obligated to get something for. It's a great show! (You just got gaslit!)

In anticipation for Rogue One, we invited Collider's resident Star Wars nerd to talk all things the Force as well to help us create our very own Star Wars characters. And don't worry, the guys made the some of the most awful, despicable Star Wars characters, this side of the Outer Rim. They also discuss why Destin, Florida is better than Rogue One and why Star Wars might not be special anymore. Or Mundy is a dick. It's one or the other.

This week Nick does his best to convince Clint and Truly that he's a real life, honest to God American hero by sharing 3 stories worth of Mundy-branded justice. Are you automatically a hero just because you get hit by a car? What's going on with Clint's butt in metal detectors? Who still buys DVD-R's? Did Robocop scream before he was blasted into meat? We answer these questions and many more! Like what is a Bandito Fuego? Are cargo shorts a red flag for identifying sex traffickers? How much grace is too much grace when it comes to jumping around like Spiderman? Those questions get answered too, along with several others!

This week we're talking: Space Jam 2 and who's famous enough to carry it? What Obama and Adele's cameos look like in it. Why we're worried for Bill Murray. What Je ne c'est quoi really means and how it relates to an athlete's ability to get hard. The politics of cartoons in our world and why Nick is already prepared to be racist against them. Also is Cool World too sexy? I'm asking for a friend.

The Team Tiger Awesome boys get ready for Thanksgiving the only way they know how by discussing about Truly's ham licking addiction and shitting on every holiday they think is worse than Thanksgiving. The guys also fight for your right to have a mustache and not be called a pervert... even though it's probably true. And finally, they tell Mother what for!

In today's episode, Team Tiger Awesome celebrate the birth of their friend and boss, Chris Jericho. They try to figure out what to get the man who has everything and naturally, that leads to a discussion on who would be the best murderer? Would it be Clint, Truly or Mundy? You tell us! Finally, the guys discuss the best punches, ball kicks and murders in movies and television. It's a very cathartic conversation about scum-sucking bad guys in movies paying for their crimes via dick punches and has absolutely nothing to do with current events in the news.

In this episode the TTA Boyz do a deep dive on what masturbation and pornography might look like in the future and how Westworld, Quantum Leap and Sliders will influence this potentially scary and sexy timeline. They also discuss how the new Nintendo Switch commercial is ruining democracy and how they would individually handle the apocalypse. Hint: They would become evil tyrants.

In today's episode, Cracked.com and Last Week Tonight's Daniel O'Brien, author of the book 'How to Fight Presidents,' joins us to create our ideal fictional President of the United States. We discuss the important attributes that make a great president, including their scandals, who would play them in a movie, which band would sue them for using one of their hit songs at a rally and many more. We also do a deep dive into Daniel's podcasting wardrobe and discover that he has beef with Team Tiger Awesome.

In today's episode, Team Tiger Awesome celebrate their favorite holiday, Hanksoween. Yes, Hanksoween! That time of year where you gather with your friends, family and bosom buddies, make some strawberry margaRita Wilsons, and celebrate everything that is Tom Hanks, America's Sweetheart. We also discuss our favorite era of Tom Hanks, which of his movies are "Colin" or "Chet," and most finally, Truly has unearthed some Tom Hanks raps that he wrote for his biggest films that we can now celebrate as our new Hanksoween Carols.

As everybody knows, a podcast doesn't truly reach maturity until it hits episode 9. So Team Tiger Awesome celebrates by looking back at the 9 greatest moments in the history of the Team Tiger Awesome Show. And just to tease a little hot breath on your ear lobes, some highlights include a celebrity guest who's not Jericho, some excessive quacking, fast food mascots, shock jocks and a very dark time when Truly quit the show. Plus, Nick's got a hot take on the BONEZONE!

Team Tiger Awesome trade in their nasty, old junk for some tasty, expensive, body-positive treasure. Mundy discovers that he's not bad at impromptu-hip-hop-cheer-rap... then quickly discovers that he's very bad at it. Then, the guys expertly breakdown the hottest villains in the genre horror and then rank them to find the very best for the singular purpose of informing you, the fans, what the scariest and sexiest costume this Hallow's Eve will be. Also, the guys get political and discuss the alarming clown problem affecting this great nation of ours and what we can do to stop them. #ClownMundy.

This week our boss Jericho makes us apologize for all our mistakes- so we make Retractions on literally almost every single thing we've ever done wrong, we find out if a dog and a cat can travel back in time to prevent a biological catastrophe, Nick gives away exactly 7 copies of Basic Instinct for Free, but mostly we take PR crafted Hollywood loglines for movies we haven't seen and craft a dumb redbox movie around it and then see how close we got. Also Truly edited this one because Clint went to the zoo. It doesn't come up in the podcast, really. But Clint would want you to ask about it because the zoo's a good time and he'd like to talk about it more than he'll probably get to.

Team Tiger Awesome settles their beef with AJ Styles! A lot of beef has been thrown around in these first few episodes, but finally a Beef Buddy has settled the hash! Then, the guys talk about the time in their lives when they'd most like to kick their own asses. Not to be confused with the time they want Sam Beckett to Quantum Leap into to fix some stuff, we're talking about the time they want to literally beat some sense into themselves assuming time travel is a possibility. They also try out some 30 second promo spots to advertise the show on the rest of the Podcast One network. Other topics include Nick's desperate need for things to be a competition, how Monster Truck announcer voice is the same as High End Strip Club announcer voice, The Phantom Menace, frosted tips, funeral sandals, professional laser tag regret and a lot more. Well, maybe not A LOT more, but definitely SOME more. We can't list all of it here, man.

It's no secret the TTA loves a big ol' stupid action movie, but action heroes just ain't what they used to be. This week they talk about what the Vice President's official luxury yacht should be called, Pauly Shore's short shorts, whether or not Raul Julia is actually dead, before they get down to the real business. The guys each design their ideal action star from the top down, from what type of rad facial scar they have down to what they were most famously arrested for. Be sure to vote on which one of the action stars is your favorite by tweeting your choice to @TTAwesome, and also tweet us your best suggestions for a closing line for our next episode. We'll use our favorite on next weeks episode!

We're surprised it took this long, but TTA finally takes an online quiz to find out where they land on the Kinsey Scale of Sexual Orientation. But while they're at it, they also discuss buffet hams, the magnetic polarity of MC Scat Cats privates, the best looping DVD menus to have sex to, the ONLY acceptable time to play Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll (Part 1)" and of course... that special beach up past Malibu that's kinda private because of all the rocks? You know, by the cave?

The Team Tiger Awesome Show starring Nick Mundy, Clint Gage, and Michael Truly offers a sneak preview mini-episode to show what's coming when they officially launch Sunday, August 21, 2016.