America's Next Top Best Friend

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 7, episodes 2 & 3 including: smoky lilac, donatella versace, kaia gerber, MAKEOVERS, monique’s awfulness, ed hardy, sorority recruitment, terrible weaves, threading, mr. jay’s meltdown, queen latifah, dennis quaid, bre!, hair show, weaving steven, kander and ebb, and runway. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 7, episodes 1A & 1B including: happy rosh hashanah!, grease 2, hillary’s dog, the emmys,  model stereotypes, army wife evita, caridee’s skin, colorism, insecure, anchal’s contacts, nudity, the twins, jaslene’s butt chin, hpv, monique the devil, elmer ave, shower time, and cyndel. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 6, episodes 11 & 12: millennial pink, ingrid goes west, obsessed, phuket, GO-SEES, tuk-tuks, jade’s goodbye poem, amp mobile, jimmy de yonkers, hiphugger jeans, mens vs. women magazines, SMIZE, covergirl!, bugles, temple runways, and the best final two in existence. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 6, episodes 9 & 10: beauty gurus, PR day, george wayne, sheba, cassandra whitehead, RAJA/SUTAN, Thailand!, banana boat, bald mermaids, tyra’s classism, danielle’s ER trip, hillary’s gallbladder, thai dancing, elephants, judging challenges and sara the copycat. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 6, episodes 7 & 8, including: my girl, the aswirl twins, fake tears, church fashion show, sashay chante, krumping, tommy the clown, daggering, ed hardy, dental surgery, debris, dolls, eva the diva, and JANICE DICKINSON social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 6, episodes 5 & 6, including: happy birthday hillary!, nnena’s bf, excited baby voice, JANICE DICKINSON, sears, career goals, the tyra show, wild n out, a frat boy’s africa, TYRA’S FAKE FAINT, the groundlings, jade=michael scarn, covergirl and michael rosenthal.  social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

DEAR FRIENDS, FANS AND FOES: welcome to our SECOND bonus episode, and a very special one indeed! why's that, do you ask? your next top best friends, amanda and hillary, were actually in the same room, breathing the same air!! join them post-bucket-of-mimosas for boney balonus shenanigans - finally, you get a proper ranking of their favorite ANTM contestants (cycles 1-6), hillary gives amanda the reality tv psych exam, and a whole lot more! come hang out with us, kids! social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 6, episodes 3 & 4, including: amanda’s hangover, MAKEOVERS, rachel zoe, rosemary’s baby (part II), personal styles, furonda’s rules, nanette lepore, our namesake, cockroaches, headscarves, runway, PLATFORM HEELS. the mcpoyles, and sutan. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 6, episodes 1 & 2, including: sun burns, steve guttenberg, amanda's allergies, watch what crappens, dani the racist, phone sex operators, furonda, broken bird, angelina jolie, face tattoos, biracial butterflies, caboodle box, mollie sue, janice QUEEN dickinson, the black dahlia, danielle!!!!, and bald caps. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 12 & 13, including: hot necks, watch what crappens, aquaphor, simon doonan, bollywood, crotch-length  denim skirts, benadryl, gun calendars, naima, saris, jim de yonker, covergirl, and parfaits. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 10 & 11, including: startle reflexes, billy on the street, rom coms, jenny shimizu, paparazzi, bad joke deliverers, passports, LONDON, lisa’s music career, pigeons, gil bensimon, confirmation bias, and granola vs. cereal bars. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 7 & 9, including: playing house, vanderpump rules, pussy posse, pin-up girls, skechers shape ups, bangs, park permits, elle girl, midwest accents, corsets, eva pigford, veronica mars, wetslicks crystals, wild boyz, head scarves, code switching, and fake eliminations.  social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 5 & 6, including: horse girls, JANICE DICKINSON, lisa’s alcoholism, twiggy (jk rowling’s grandmother), dean and davis factor, flat butts, “females”, steve harvey, trucker hats, fizzle dizzle, personality shaming, nigel w/ hair, ryan devlin, WHATS MY SECRET?, frankenbiting, IMAN, disney channel, and flare jeans. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 3 & 4, including: caviar, MAKEOVERS, linda evangelista, vice principals, coconut head, james st. james, personal style, wine drunk, slouch=couture, the richards sisters, nigel’s grossness, spray paint shirts, questlove, mike rosenthal, fashion victims, and arrow. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

LOOK AT THIS BONEY BALONUS BONUS EPISODE RIGHT HERE. trigger warnings abound for sexual assault, the girls decided this week would be the time to discuss their (second) favorite reality show, bachelor in paradise, and the shocking allegations and aftermath of the show in recent weeks. it’s short and sweet, and a little off the beaten path, but we didn’t want to take up any top model time, so we’re coming @ you with an extra episode this week! enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!! social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)  

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 5, episodes 1 & 2, including: america’s got talent, nick cannon, pride, wine drunk, FUCK united airlines, amanda's rachel dratch theory, the bachelorette, our intern/goddess chandra, degrassi role play, jehova’s witnesses, farmer jack, lacefronts, cup o noodles, model SCAMS, ebony/brandy, whiteheads, rickets, robin leach, and hummer limos. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)  

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 11 & 13, including: maddie polzin, sore thumbs, happy birthday amanda!!, keenyahs eating, rolling with the homies, kahlen/shandi, milk, nelson mandela, caress body wash, male models, the oc, groping, fedoras vs. bucket hats, two-step make-up, sporcle, red lobster, covergirl, table mountain, FORCE MAJEUR, and ramona singer. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 9 & 10, including: michelle's roots, bear slobber, bread, tyra’s magick, brittany creating our namesake, keenyah’s weight, juicy sweat suits, lawn jockeys, amanda's pool, metal catering containers, the color of friendship, below deck med, go-sees, blue eyeliner, craig port, kloofing, table thighs, nik, nole vs. janice and lion king music. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 7 & 8, including: shrek, mr. mcmulan, squatter vs. ghost, todd, the vanderbilt family, our crossover ideas, simon rex's hotness, ACTING, michelle’s BFA, FLOWERS FLOWERS FOR SALE, sperm eyebrows, in the hall of the mountain king, diamonds, RIB hillis, tyra’s meltdown, tiffany's buzzfeed article, Eve, fedoras, 7 deadly shins, and ja wolf: baby photographer. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)

join us as we recap america's next top model, cycle 4, episodes 5 & 6, including: brian moylan, amanda’s boobs, striped shirts, AIM, michelle’s roots, degrassi teens, poltergeist, shelley duvall, amazon 2-day shipping, mall girls, noelle the mom, impetigo, mob mentality, tiffany’s grandmother, got milk?, blackface II, raja, casein (cason), american sniper, editing errors, bankable productions and drunkface. social media links: nexttopbestfriend@gmail.com https://www.facebook.com/nexttopbestfriend/ https://twitter.com/nexttopbestpod amanda: @lochnessmanda (twitter, instagram) http://romancevsreality.tumblr.com/ (blog) hillary: @hillaryous123 (twitter, instagram)