Sick And Wrong Podcast

Dee and Harrison are rather perplexed by Rabbis who inspect period panties. Customs Agents have a rape table at Newark Airport. Suicide Helper in Utah. Saginaw man with cranking fetish. Phone calls.

Dee struggles to comprehend Harrison’s lawsuit with HBO. John Steele rants about the First Lady, the Miss USA pageant, and prom season in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee wishes Harrison was asked to be a sober companion at the Fyre Festival. North Korean exercise music. Never pinkie swear with a psychotic coworker. Gay primate rapists boff unsuspecting men in Africa and Borneo. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison chat with special guests Damon, Nico, and Pip from The Hambone Group about sketch comedy and fauxcest porn. Never forget Bill O’Reilly and the falafel thing. Mistress Teenie shakes down pensioner in Connecticut. Hamburglar steals New Zealand mum’s placenta. Phone calls. Follow the Hambone Group on FB: https://www.facebook.com/Thehambonegroup/

Dee helps Harrison prepare for his voice acting audition. Diarrhea drug is the new heroin. Creed singer Scott Stapp haunted by ghost of Scott Weiland. Woman who had sex with 3 dogs didn’t know it was wrong. Massage parlors should never flush condoms. Phone calls.

Dee’s moving to Koreatown and does not plan to ask Harrison for help. Is Ann Coulter really dating Jimmie Walker? Mermaid found in Fresno. Interview with Jeremy Donovan, the director of Hell House. Phone calls.

Dee’s on the wagon after a trip to Nola. Harrison contracts a yeast infection from analingus. Is Alex Jones deceased comedian Bill Hicks? Naked people slaughter a sheep at Auschwitz death camp. Don’t Breathe sequel set in Florida. Phone calls.

Dee’s heading to New Orleans for his Irritable Bowel Sister’s 40th birthday. Chuck Berry was into some weird shit, literally. Steele rants about college hazing, Ethiopian cuisine, and the travesty of the rainbow flag in this segment of Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee found the perfect job for Harrison. Brazilian murder goalie says he’s not a bad guy. Russian raccoon loves breasts. Three-way planning takes a turn for the worse. Phone calls.

A fresh, new Harrison is back from rehab. Bio-Dad Stephen explains the art of dogging among other things. Fitbit for your willie. Houston band tests out new stage show. Irish postman makes unwanted delivery. Phone calls.

Dee chats with the Vegan Black Metal Chef about metal vegans and his new cookbook The Seitanic Spellbook. Dee and comedian Matt Kirshen discuss the rivalry between comedians and magicians, racist toys, and a man killed by his porn collection. Phone calls. Buy a copy of The Seitanic Spellbook Check out Matt Kirshen’s podcast Probably...

In this week’s special extended episode, Dee Simon and guest hosts comedian Kyle Kinane and Serge from Samiam chat about rockstars playing gay chicken onstage, the chiropractor who solved the menstruation problem, female mormon ninja assassins, and the reason you should treat fast food workers with respect. Phone calls. Check out kylekinane.com for upcoming shows.

Dee and special guest hosts Serge and Rustee chat about sex trafficking, father-son pedophiles, fembots assassinating a dictator’s son, and a resourceful German murderess. Phone calls.

Dee Simon and special guest hosts Aussie Tyler and Casey discuss their Valentine’s Day plans. Bob Kraft wants his Superbowl ring back. Hitler Valentine at Central Michigan University. Never buy a display bed at a furniture store. Phone calls.

Dee didn’t get an invite to Harrison’s Super Bowl party. Harrison has a major announcement. Steele rants about the Women’s March, Refugees, and the SAG Awards in Fistful of Steele. Phone calls.

Dee and Harrison think this new breed of Internet Hipster Nazis deserve more than a punch to the face. Scientists ignore laws of nature and create a Pigman. Disgruntled teen enjoys stabbing strangers. Florida Cop stages the worst suicide of all time. Phone calls.

Dee supported women by attending Women’s March Los Angeles while Harrison supported women by taking drugs and watching Pornhub for five hours. Dee and Harrison chat with former gay prostitute Patrick about the demise of backpage.com. Phone calls.

Name one thing the President Elect and R Kelly have in common. Pervert scientists film monkey deer sex scene. Grilled Cheese leads to sexual assault in Wisconsin. And the World’s Most Psychotic Wife Award goes to Angela Diaz. Phone calls.

Dee suspects Harrison may be a dangle for the Russians. How badly do you want to go to Coachella? Sorry Nazis, They Live is not about the Jews. Another semen squirter at the Walmart. Phone calls.

Part 2 of the 2016 Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular.