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With a 'thwip', a walloping 'splat', and the irresistible smell of irradiated ham, the Worldwide Web-Slingers of Wifi join more Spider-People than you can throw a pun at to save all existence from the petty villainy of The Spot in the Sony computer-animated feature, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse!

It's red vs blue, as the Scarlet Speedster battles Cobalt Blue for the fate of the World. The Wheezing Wimps of Wonder slip on their golden boots for a final run in CW's Flash Season 9!

Gunn fires off into space one last time. The Galaxy's Greatest Goofballs meet up with the Guardians as the battle the animal-human hybrids of the High Evolutionary and the might of Adam Warlock in Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 3!

Strap in for a power-up of pleasure as the Warped Windbags of the Wifi put the "fun" in "fungus" as they join everybody's favorite Italian plumber and a peachy princess in a battle against a terrible terrapin to bring you their reviews of the animated film, The Super Mario Bros. Movie!

If the horrors of a frozen wasteland don't steal your soul, the fires under the city streets will drag you to a hell dimension.  The Cathartic Comedians of Cthulhu team-up with an Elseworlds Bruce Wayne and his wards to thwart a Lovecraftian horror in the Straight-to-DVD animated feature, Batman: The Doom That Came To Gotham!

Dangerous deities are on the loose and magically powered heroes are needed to save the day. With a word of wizardry and a clap of thunder, Billy Batson, his Shazamily, and the Loudmouthed Lightning Lords are called to action to rescue the Land of the Liberty Bell and the Home of the Cheesesteak as they review the newest DCEU offering, Shazam!: Fury of the Gods!

Ruh-Roh!! It's a whodunit of the highest order, as someone is killing off high school honeys. The Brainless Badasses of Bandwidth join a sorta familiar-looking gang of mystery solvers as they chase down clues, jewels, and murderers to bring in their reviews of the adult animated HBO Max series, Velma!

It's a battle that looks bigger on the inside than it does on the outside, as the Pym Particle heroes drag the Microscopic Motor-Mouths of Mutimedia into a miniature universe, where everybody has a Napoleon complex, to face-off against Kang the Conqueror. So have a teeny tiny good time with our gigantic review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania!

If Monster High wasn't lame, and Hogwarts didn't give a damn, you'd have Nevermore Academy - where geeks, freaks, psychos, and psychics matriculate. Join the Left-back Losers of the Lunchroom as they put on their goth makeup and help the Addams Family's future serial killer fight hidden monsters and the undead in the Netflix series Wednesday!

Witches are on the hunt and there are hints of Trigon behind every breeze. The Magic Mouths of Might join Nightwing and his merry band of heroes in Metropolis to save Earth from drowning in blood in the HBO Max series, Titans: Season 4, Part 1!

When Outworld gets aggressive and Earthrealm is in danger, a plea goes out to its greatest defenders. More ruthless than Shang Tsung. Smellier than Goro's armpits. Sexier than Kitana. The Wushu Warriors of WiFi answer the call and join Lord Raiden and his kickass kung-fu kids to once again face certain death in the animated feature, Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms!

You better watch out, you better not shout ... Because Drax will hit you in the face! The Handsome Holiday Hecklers take a trip to Knowhere to help put up decorations while sending in their reviews for the Disney+ short feature, The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special!

The Heart-Shaped Heartthrobs of Heartache travel to Africa for an unexpected fish fry, as they join forces with Wakanda's newest protector in a fight against a blue-skinned menace to bring back their reviews of Black Panther: Wakanda Forever!

If there's sand in your shoes, underwear, and food, and the weather is sunny with a chance of lightning blasting you to smithereens, then ... Welcome to Khandaq, home of the anti-hero Teth Adam.  The Lollygagging Lightning Losers battle Intergang alongside the JSA to bring you their reviews of the newest DCEU project, Black Adam!

Attorney Jennifer Walters goes from savvy to savage after a blood exchange turns her into a juggernaut of the justice system. The Gamma Gobbling Gremlins join the Jade Giantess, as she faces super-villains and super-lame dates, to bring their review of the Disney+ series She-Hulk! Plus, the crew is joined by That Eryn. Huzzah!!

Metropolis is under attack (of course), but this time by an egomaniacal guinea pig that can toss trucks with a look and throw shade with a glance. It's up to the Butt-Sniffing Buttheads of Broadcasting to join Krypto the Super-Dog and his pals to defeat the raging rodent while bringing in their review of the DC Comics animated feature, DC League of Super-Pets!

The British are coming ... But this time, they're demonic entities looking to plunge our world into a hell dimension. The Loudmouthed Locksmiths of Lampoonery make one last visit to Keyhouse for clam chowder and a chance to stop an apocalypse in their review of the Netflix series finale, Locke & Key - Season 3!

Sand in your shoes makes you angry, but sand in your nose makes you sleepy. The Naughty Nightmares of the Network slip into the dream dimension to help Morpheus rebuild his kingdom in the Netflix live-action adaptation of Neil Gaiman's seminal comic book, The Sandman!

It's a tale of red, white, and blue language when a super-powered patriot from the past wreaks radioactive havoc across the country. The Delightfully Debauched Do-Gooders join Butcher and his bruisers against a legion of perverted heroes in their review of Netflix's The Boys Season 3!

Come for the biryani, but stay for Marvel's first Pakistani-American muslim superhero. The Kurta Clad Co-Hosts scour the mosques of New Jersey, the bazars of Karachi, and circle back to the high schools of Jersey City to lend a hand in the bangle blasting, teenage adventures of the MCU Disney+ television series, Ms. Marvel!