My Dumb Friends

A super special episode where Dan, Sean, and Tom open up listener emails and tweets and then beg for money (after insulting the listeners)! Thank you to everyone who wrote us emails and tweets, you can donate to the podcast via PayPal - check out the button at http://mydumbfriendspodcast.tumblr.com Bring us to your town!

Brooke Van Poppelen (truTV's "Hack My Life," Comedy Central's "John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Comedy Show," "Late Late Show," "Girl Code") tells us hilarious stories about throwing bowling balls through a living room window; throwing actual douchebags at douchebags; group dry-humping unsuspecting victims; the evils of white zinfandel; and getting guys to kiss each other. Dan reveals his exploits as an LA "side piece"; Sean talks about a horrible date from the past; and Tom reads some of Brooke's tortured poetry from the late 1990s to conclude the show.

Comedian Evan Williams join the crew (with guest host Timothy J. Dillon) and here's what happens: Dan fawns over Evan Williams' physique; the team does a review of a Dan St Germain relapse; Tim Dillon reveals that he can fence stolen Rolex watches; Evan relates events from his horrific childhood; everybody gets scared when they hear a sound from next door. Quote of the podcast: "He was really chill for a snake" - Evan

Founding members of epic sketch group, Murderfist, Holden McNeely and Ed Larson, join My Dumb Friends to talk about: lowest points ever in relationships; Dan's proclivity to date and alienate baristas; Ed's arsenal during his drug-dealing days and why he left "the life"; and, horrifically, Murderfist's worst gig ever and the porn that was shown there.

Anthony Devito (Just For Laughs, Bridgetown) and Tim Dillon join Sean and Dan to discuss: hardcore Republican Tim's hypocritical stint as an Obamacare-shilling Santa; Anthony's racist depiction of a cab driver at an audition; Tim's judgmental evaluation of Dan's sex life; and a group talk about when comics default to stereotypes. Added bonus: Tim Dillon announces that he is "a player and has an understanding of luxury that nobody else has."

Sarah Tiana ("Chelsea Lately," "The Late Late Show," "The Burn with Jeff Ross") joins Dan and Sean to review and relive comedy festival shenanigans, discuss the worst of one-night stands, and how to help men have more sex.

Randy Liedtke ("Late Night With Seth Myers," "Adventure Time," "Last Comic Standing") talks with Dan and Sean about pranking folks at comedy festivals, Twitter conversations with a multitude of unfortunate employees manning the @BestBuy Twitter handle, and the infamous iPhone cookie!

Johnny Pemberton ("21 Jump Street," "Kroll Show," "22 Jump Street," "The Watch") talks with Dan and Sean about how you don't want to watch any of your friends having sex, whether or not Dan should get involved with transcendental meditation, and together they trash a few "precious" movies to the consternation of the podcast world.

Kumail Nanjiani (Comedy Central, "The Meltdown," "Veep," Franklin & Bash," "Silicon Valley") joins Dan and Sean on an extended episode! The lads talk about action figures with a particular focus on the Masters of the Universe (yes, this is a group of adult males!); "The X Files" and revisiting other old TV shows; a group discussion of why Dan quit going to strip clubs; and Dan accuses Sean of under-sharing.

Al Jackson (Comedy Central, FXX's "Legit") joins Dan & Sean to talk about beards, football, comics who should quit, cruise ship culture, the inside scoop on Miami, and showing a naked Diane Keaton to some 7th graders.

Sean Conroy (The Long Shot Podcast, UCB, Adult Swim's "Mr. Pickles," "Conan") joins fellow bearded men to discuss how to not appropriately head off a long distance relationship, getting arrested in Worcester, and the horrors of typecasting in Hollywood.

Whitmer Thomas (Comedy Central, Power Violence) joins the show to endure Dan's creepy praises about his body. Whitmer then shares amazing stories about the meth heads he lived next door to, being stalked as a child, and getting chased by cops in Alabama.

Cy Amundson ("Conan," Comedy Central, Just For Laughs) bears witness to Dan and Sean imitating each other like a couple headed for divorce; the crew listens to a brutal YouTube review of Cy's "Conan" set; Dan reveals his creepy appreciation of Cy's body; the pitfalls of alcohol are discussed; and more!

Brent Sullivan ("Live At Gotham," "The Pete Holmes Show") joins Dan and Sean to talk about accosting straight guys at the gym, differences in dating in LA vs NYC, an analysis of Brent's favorite lunch place (IKEA), and the problem with good-looking people.

Jessi Klein ("Comedy Central Presents," VH1, Adult Swim) patiently listens to Sean and Tom talk about dogs until Dan St. Germain arrives to argue with everybody. Other topics in this hilarious episode include: having a bad back (but not from vigorous sex, #sadface) and cutting back on drinking (but not too much, #happyface).

Jordan Carlos ("Guy Code," "Girls"), along with bonus guest host Tim Dillon, talks about being a dad, growing up in a strict Baptist household, horrible road stories with Dan and Sean, and so much more hilarious stuff!

Multi-Emmy winner and comedy legend Greg Fitzsimmons (Howard Stern, Fitzdog Radio) joins the show to tell us some hilarious stories about deliberately walking a crowd, lateness, and overly friendly waitresses in New Hampshire.

Veteran comic and road dog Paul Hooper (HBO Comedy Fest, Boston Comedy Fest, Vancouver Comedy Fest) talks about horrific comedy shows in Alabama, the psychology of prank-calling 911, mouth-spreaders, and carnal knowledge with a tongue scraper in Lynchburg, Virginia.

Comedian Gary Vider ("Conan," Bridgetown Comedy Festival) joins the podcast to debate who is the biggest creep, how he met his girlfriend ("followed her for three blocks"), and how he destroyed (in a bad way) a clean show by yelling at some developmentally disabled patrons who he thought were just drunk patrons.

Comedian, writer, composer, and musician, Dave Hill (UCB, WFMU) comes on the show to talk about Bohemian Grove, Juggalos, amazing music gigs, drunken demands for payment, the accidental escort girl, and so much more!