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Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Get ready for the pain to continue as our monstrously long episode continues with part two. And as the title so subtly implies, prepare to get fucked by a bear. Seriously, is there any easier path to an Oscar than to be mauled to shit by a goddamn bear? Leo sure doesn't think so. In this episode, Jest will explain why grunting and groaning is acting at its finest in his eyes; Makk will pontificate on whether child-murder qualifies you as "the bad guy"; and both Artisanal Salt and Pepper continue to wonder what the hell kind of lunacy they've gotten themselves into. Plus the guys drink a lot more beer while they discuss The Revenant, The Big Short, and relentlessly make fun of one another. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" You may have heard of this little indie movie called "Star Wars: The Force Awakens." If not, probably turn back now, because we're going to spoil the SHIT out of that movie. Also, lightsabers. We just like talking about them, because they're AWESOME. In this part one of an epic night of movie talk, CraigMakk and Serious Jest welcome a few new friends into the ManCave to really dig into what makes the Force click. In this episode, CraigMakk will explain how best to pull off Star Wars clothing (hint: it involves layering it on!); Jest confides to the guys that good parenting always comes from the Dark Side; and you'll meet Artisanal Salt & Artisanal Pepper for the first time, with one helluva twist there that you absolutely won't see coming! Throughout it all, the guys will grab a few drinks and get really deep about how Star Wars has impacted their lives and those to come. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Beer of the Show:

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Merry Christmas! This is their favorite time of year...a holiday where everyone drinks, so you can hide your raging alcohol problem! In this episode, CraigMakk reminds you that you're never too old to love a man in tights, Jest sexually fixates on Russian weightlifters (it'll get uncomfortable, just a warning), and they both offer some great gift opportunities if you happen to have thousands of dollars on hand and donating to charity ain't your thing. Also, their holiday celebration just might bring about the implosion of the ManCave. At least according to CraigMakk, BOY, does he sound annoyed. So sit back, grab a winter warmer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Beer of the Show: Port Brewing's "Santa's Little Helper", a Russian Imperial Stout with an emphasis on dark cocoa and roasted coffee aromatics....because Santa's going to need all the help he can get with these two.

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" In a brand new twist as we close out the year, the boys bring you a "bite-sized" episode focusing on the close of Walking Dead Season Six. See what I did there? I made a funny, and this is just the show description. Hope you brought your funny hats, kids! In this episode, CraigMakk explains why a man can be his flower in a totally heterosexual way; Serious Jest explains why he would rather have the only Asian on the show die and that it's TOTALLY not racist; and they both give you their completely open and honest opinion of Walking Dead Season Six, all while drinking quite a bit without getting drunk. Perhaps these "bite-sized" episodes are on to something? Jest will also tell you all about Walker Stalker Con, describe one of the coolest zombie interactive events of all time, and make CraigMakk pretty damn jealous in the interim. So strap in, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" In this bonus episode, you will get to hear the most expansive gap between the guys yet. This will probably lead to the destruction of the ManCave as you know it. Nahhhh...we're just kidding. They may disagree, but they will always stay friends. I think. Whatever, enjoy the ride while you can! In the meantime, listen to their thoughts on "How I Met Your Mother," and learn how to disagree like a grown up before they forget themselves. And don't forget to go grab a beer, strap in, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!"

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" In the spirit of one of the most special of America's many holidays, Thanksgiving, we decided to celebrate one of her greatest heroes of all time: Captain America. And we wanted to give you part one of a two-parter, so you can enjoy the ManCave with your family over the holiday! So never let anyone tell you that we aren't a couple of seriously patriotic Americans. Seriously, don't ever put yourself in a situation where our patriotism has come up, because you're probably already WAY screwed. In this episode, CraigMakk explains why Walt Disney should NEVER be the man to teach your kids about racism; Jest describes the white, foamy substance that he loves to put in his mouth; and both of them team up against Hulk Smash to defend Captain America against all claims of racism, both home AND abroad. Throughout it all, they will break down why the Winter Soldier is a badass antagonist, discuss the importance of watching a movie franchise in order, and get pretty drunk. Or

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" BOO!! Did we scare you? Probably, because we're spooky guys. We talk about haunted houses and shit. Scary, right? Shut up....grown men get scared too. Okay, mostly only CraigMakk. In this episode, CraigMakk will explain why it's okay for a grown-ass man to run out of a room screaming like a bitch in 2015; Serious Jest will deny that his sexual advances are in any way at all creepy or terrifying; and they both will clue you in to a bunch of "alternative" ways to enjoy Halloween. Get your mind out of the gutter, you creeps. Throughout it all, they will discuss the best haunted houses; who would win in the battle of the Horror Villains; and the best ways to scare yourself while playing with yourself. Plus, they will drink lots and lots of HARD LIQUOR! Who saw that coming? Also, beer. Whatever, you know how they do. It ends with people drunk, that's all that matters. The boys welcome John back to the studio, and Hulk Smash makes his first on-air appearance! It's goin

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Yes, we're very late. Blame CraigMakk. Seriously, it's all his fault. Between professional, personal, technological, and psychological problems, he's taken about nine months to finish this episode. So blame him when all the what were once incredibly witty and timely (way back when) jokes all make no sense, and the holiday season has almost lapped him. We're not too far off from pumpkin beer season again, so maybe you can just pretend this is from the future. Yeah, that's it...this is a podcast episode from the future, and you're lucky enough to hear it. In fact, CraigMakk is a helluva guy to handle all this time travel just for you, you ungrateful bastard! In this episode, CraigMakk will explain why he's on "Team Guy" when it comes to women (yeah, don't ask); Serious Jest will remind you of his overwhelming porn addiction almost immediately; and they both enjoy a little competition that revolves around...well, you guessed it: BEER. Wow, what a surprise. They'll al

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Be afraid...be very afraid. On the Internet, no one can hear you scream. This is a very spooooooky episode. Prepare to bear witness to a horror unlike you have ever heard before. CraigMakk is going to swear he was on muscle relaxers to deal with the stress of editing and perfecting this incredible podcast. Or that he had to undergo an emergency root canal somewhere between the first and second break. Or even that he accidentally fired a horse tranquilizer directly into his neck in what will come to be known as the "Freak Horse Tranquilizer Incident." But whatever else you do, DO NOT believe him. In this episode, CraigMakk & Serious Jest almost break up over over haunted houses (it's best not to swell on it), CraigMakk struggles mightily to explain why a movie where the apes represent a certain group of people totally isn't racist, Serious Jest breaks down how torture getting him sexually aroused is completely normal, and Clueless says....well, nothing really. A

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" This show is all about beer, movies, and pop culture...absolutely ALWAYS in that order (the order of the last two might be negotiable). Which makes this episode even more equal parts thrilling and heart-breaking to experience as it unfolds. In this episode, Serious Jest challenges CraigMakk to a very special battle of wits...and CraigMakk is left questioning everything he has ever believed in. Questioning his very faith in himself. Then he quickly tries to cover it up with jokes and lies, but the damage has been done. Serious Jest has destroyed "Live from the ManCave!!!" forever, and nothing will ever be the same. You'll also get to learn why CraigMakk wishes he produced a podcast about rappers instead, Serious Jest isn't ashamed to reveal the true nature behind his "sexually ambiguous" jokes, and what this Soylent crap really is (shut it, Charlton!). Oh, and the drinking. Never forget the drinking. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!

Having a bad day? Belly up to the bar with your buddies at the ManCave and take a listen to our brand new theme song. Cheers!

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" What you are about to listen to is a very special bit of podcast history. This is the day the ManCave rose from the ashes, and returned to dominate your ears with sounds that are sometimes funny, sometimes just plain mean, but always loud and usually drunk. Welcome back...we missed you too. In this Episode, CraigMakk explains why Father's Day is his favorite holiday (in Westeros), Jest decides a little racism is the best way to start the show (by accident, of course), and the boys get excited (bro!) over their brand new THEME SONG to celebrate their return (spoiler alert: it's really, really terrible). All while getting pretty drunk with the Men on the Wall...so it's pretty par for the course by now. So thanks for joining us in our triumphant return to your iPod, and just sit back, grab a beer, and welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Beer of the Show: Brewery Ommegang's "Take the Black Stout", a Game of Thrones celebratory beer that is a dark and terrifying

Want to learn more about your hosts from "Live from the ManCave!!!" in a easily digestible chunk? Sit back, grab a beer, and listen to these two knuckleheads try and introduce themselves! Then come on over and check out the full show in Episode 14...I'm sure they'll wait for you!

Braaaaaaaains... I mean, we're baaaaack! The Live from the ManCave guys have been away for quite some time, but not because they gave up on you. They just had some kids, and kids ruin everything. But now that they kicked that little defenseless baby out of the house, they're back with a vengeance! In this (very old but hilarious nonetheless) episode, the ManCave men get into a pretty heated argument about what constitutes a good trilogy, which movie they'd rather have sex, and determine how powerful a Wu-Tang beat really is. Throughout it all, you'll learn why home-brewing makes the best beer regardless of taste, why one role was magically made for Keanu Reeves, and why starting a podcast at 4am probably isn't the best move. Oh, and listen to them get really, really drunk. Or continue to stay drunk, since they started this one already pretty bombed. What a life, right? So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Beer of the Show: CaveWater Lager, a tasty homebrewed lager that wasn

Welcome back to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Yes, we are back...sort of. Yes, this is Episode Thirteen. No, we don't think thirteen comes after ten. We lost a few episodes in the eight month break we took while CraigMakk attempted to raise his children. We'll try to dig them up, but just enjoy this blast from the past while we do. In this episode, CraigMakk explains how Abraham Lincoln was actually murdered with a hammer; Jest confides that he is comfortable discussing the micro-penis; and friend of the show Jon (from "INeedAnotherDrink.com") jinxes the hell out of our show. To put this episode in perspective, we also spend an inordinate amount of time breaking down "The Dark Knight Rises", which came to theaters THE NIGHT BEFORE. Yup, we're a bit behind. Just pretend you opened a time capsule, and this show will be amazing. Throughout it all, you'll learn where to buy horrible knock-off moonshine, how to convince your friend that Honest Abe cut down the cherry tree, and get hooked on the greatest TV jingle

Throwback from "Live from the ManCave!!!"- Episode Eleven

Welcome to Live from the ManCave!!! We've been saying it for months, but today we finally did it. We finally went and brought someone creepier than ourselves on the Internet. And BOY do things just go downhill from there. In this episode, CraigMakk desperately explains the truth behind why R.M.S.P. ("real men see plays"); Jest tries to prove that he is most definitely NOT Mexican; and third mic Jon from "INeedAnother.com" proves that older married guys can still have hot moms. Seriously, his mom is hot. Go on, Google her....we'll wait. Throughout it all you'll learn how women need to repair after childbirth, how Christmas and acid leads to near-death experiences, and why Eddie Murphy ruins everything. Oh, and don't expect to learn anything from Jon at all, because we never let him finish a sentence. But boy, do we get drunk. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Beer of the Show: The Bruery's Mischief, a dry, hoppy Belgian Ale that will get you wrecked just like us.

In this ManCave Movie Night episode, we preview 21 Jump Street & Hunger Games, then go full-blown spoiler on Game of Thrones Season One, Tucker & Dale vs Evil, The Longest Day, and Project X. Prepare for one hell of a podcast adventure! In this episode, CraigMakk professes his new-found movie soulmate while adamantly defending her age of consent; Serious Jest explains why people say incredibly dumb things while being shot at; and we welcome John from the "I Need Another Drink" blog before immediately realizing he is intensely creepy. Don't forget to watch "Game of Thrones, "Tucker & Dale vs Evil", "The Longest Day" and "Project X" before listening, or we will spoil it for you. We'll do it. That's how we roll. Throughout it all, you'll learn how two men can be partners and not be lovers, why movies didn't get good until the 1970's, and find out how much you truly can do in 3.3 seconds, all while getting drunk with the guys. So sit back, grab a beer, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Bee

Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" As you probably (don't) know, the even episodes are our regular old episodes, with all the knee-slapping humor and witty banter you've come to know and love. At least that's what we say when we're crying ourselves to sleep at night. I mean partying and sleeping with random women!! Yeah, that's more like it. In this episode, CraigMakk explains how much he hates men with girl's names, Jest proves that his favorite show on television is the commercial break, and the guys profess their man-love for the Giants in an overly drunk, and possibly creepy, fashion. Throughout it all. you'll probably get all riled up over ACTA, why not to EVER piss off Anonymous, and how to be two-faced to celebrities through sound clips to get them to come on your podcast. So sit back, grab a drink, and welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Beer of the Show: Unibroue's Maudite, a strong amber-red ale that will have you feeling pretty Damned yourself!

In our first ever ManCave MovieNight, we give a spoiler-free review of "Chronicle", then go all out in our patented review/spoiler of "Horrible Bosses" and "The Adjustment Bureau," all while getting pretty drunk. Multi-tasking, baby! Welcome to "Live from the ManCave!!!" Due to popular demand, we decided to spin off our movie review segment into it's very own podcast, entitled "ManCave MovieNight". Yes, you're welcome. No, we don't drink any less. Yes, we like to hear ourselves on the Internet. In this episode, CraigMakk explains why Will Smith will try desperately to be cast in "Chronicle 2", and Serious Jest points out the importance of prosthetics and makeup in a good comedy. Don't forget to watch "Horrible Bosses" and "The Adjustment Bureau" before you listen, or prepare to be SPOILED. You have been warned. Throughout it all, you'll learn even more about TGE ("the girlfriend experience"), why movies aren't nearly as good when you are half-asleep, and listen to the guys get drunk while deciding how best