All My Fantasy Children

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we are hitting the water and making a sport! Thanks to a prompt from @oitnily Prompt: one of the star athletes of a premier team in Fantasy's most popular fantasy sport (other than pro wrestling) Now entering the aquatic arena are none other than the living legends, Slash and Burn!

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, all thanks to a prompt from @MonkipiQuinn, we present the glory that is, Bazooka Joe Pesci. Enjoy

Welcome Jr Wizards! During our off-week, we wanted you to have some good good AMFC to hold you ove! Please enjoy our latest audio drama, The Room Where It Happened, written by Jeff and voiced by Aaron! Interviews are never easy, but the show must go on.

Welcome, Junior Wizards! What is that light in the distance? The ghostly glow coming from that tower? Why it is The Light of Ignatious! Join Aaron and Jeff as they discover the mystery of the Lantern using prompts from @HatchHillGames and @kaitlyn_steele and learn the meaning of the incantation "Liar liar, pants on fire"

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Here we go! Prepare to reap what you sow! Twitter user @TroublePooka has gifted Jeff and Aaron the power to forge a mech of their own! Get in the $@#!'ing robot, Crystal!Art by Occuli!Check out their work, and all the ways you can support them!Inprnt.com/gallery/inkocculiPatreon.com/occulihttps://ko-fi.com/occulihttps://twitter.com/inkocculi

Welcome, Jr. Wizards, to the Lucky Bug Casino! Tonight, Jeff and Aaron have stared into the Dark Magickal Roulette Wheel of Chance, and bet it all on @Plantbird's prompt: A beetle beastman who runs a casino. Meet Spot L. Shellman, owner of the Lucky Bug Casino! A place in Fantasy where you can gamble, grab a drink, and enjoy the company of janitorial equipment.

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Pop open an unsettling interstellar sports beverage and return to the stars! Thanks to a prompt from @FrankiExtra, "The last bard of a destroyed world, they now travel other worlds telling their tale" That's right, Junior Wizards... Orko is back, and he has quite a tale to tell

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the use of a prompt from Twitter users @Observer138 and @oitnily, we dive deep into the waters of Fantasy! "Where the thousand rivers meet, 2 siblings found a trading outpost. But as the town grows, so too does their rivalry" "A pair of twins who run competing fantasy businesses" Will our Senior Wizards ever escape the Sister's cycle of deception? Only those who learn the Liar's Code will find out...

Junior Wizards! Welcome all to episode 1 of "Now That I have Jeff for a Minute"! A quick lore discussion for Patreon donors of any size! This week, the discussion is about those mysterious and inventive Dwarves of Geode!

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, after a lovely vacation to Fantasy, Jeff and Aaron return to the dark reaches of space! This journey to new heights is all thanks to an incredible prompt from twitter user @Shannondapper "suggestion: a vampire. But from space?" Behold, our Dark Magickal Thralls! The Empress Plasmagore is born!

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to an All My Fantasy Children History Lesson. Today, we will learn about the Old Moon and The Perilune who ruled it. The past is riddled with questions, and with these lessons, we hope to uncover the secrets of the old.

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have gazed into The Dark Magickal Spiral Ham, and it gazed back... Thanks to a prompt (below) from Joe Pavelka, we meet Squash Cornfield, the Archmage Chef. Sometimes an episode is better listened to than read about. Some say the path of pleasure is the opposite way of godhood, but that path is not a single line - it is a circle, one of many. The "opposite" way also leads to the same place, and thus the path of ecstasy allows us to ascend as well. And what greater ecstasy than the perfect meal? A bouillabaisse after a wintry night at sea? A buttery and spirit-soaked desert as a prelude and foundation to lovemaking? A perfect egg sandwich to accompany the sun's rising? An apple on a rooftop overlooking the city? But of course, "perfect" is relative - there are heights to cuisine yet unscaled, culinary frontiers yet unbroken. And where might they lie? Magic is a force we see in our everyday lives - a force for war, but also for innovation and convenience. So wh

Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, after allowing the Dark Magickal Spiral Ham to develop some flavors, Jeff and Aaron have returned to the smoke shack to birth a tabletop character! This week, they have used several of @thefoxblood's prompts, but to start... "A Kobold. That's it. Have at it. #Koboldprompt" At long last! A Kobold! How effervescent! Now lets save the wilds!

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, the Super Ham Brothers handle one of their most powerful clogs to date! The only way down this Dark Magickal Drainpipe is by channeling the energy granted by a prompt from @rkreutzlandry "A rock (and roll) gnome who died in a pyrotechnic display and has returned as a ghost" to create... Ravenspire, Fantasy's most punk rock pyro spectre!

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The Spiral Ham has unexpectedly released a torrent of Dark Magicks, revealing a glimpse of All My Fantasy Secrets, our Patreon-exclusive series! Aaron and Jeff wanted to share our January episode in order to give you a taste of what the Dark Magickal Patreon Ham offers to those willing to stare into it...

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, we catch up with Jeff as he braves the Dark Magical Blizzard that separated him and Aaron! Armed with the prompt, "an astronomer who searches among the stars in hopes to find an answer to their personal insecurities," Jeff scans the galaxy for a way back to the Dark Magical Smoke Shack...

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff have been separated by a Dark Magickal Blizzard! For this episode, Aaron will face the challenges of the darkness alone! With only the same prompt to guide them, our Senior Wizards must both create a character and hope that their powers will lead them back to the Dark Magickal Smoke Shack. Will they ever unite under the Spiral Ham again? I definitely do not know...

WELCOME, JUNIOR WIZARDS, to a very special All My Fantasy Children audio drama! Join us as we pay a quick visit to the quiet town of Mudtrap, where a father and son chat about life, family, and digging.

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to the local P&P! Aaron and Jeff's Dark Magickal Pizza Recipe. 1. Receive the finest prompt dough from @Dromedary on Twitter -"this hero's a mom. who falls asleep all the time, but that's okay, because she's got a big heart, and an even bigger weapon" 2. Add Dark Magickal Spiral Ham Chunks ™ 3. Bake for approximately 50 minutes and you will have pie fit for Mama Katherine and her incredible daughter, Corby!