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This week, we're swapping trophies for stickers (they aren't really stickers...) in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. We chat deep about that new spirit mode business, and wether or not playing it makes you worse at smash. Reminisce about the old pure days of melee and finally gossip about the pro scene. Just how good can you really be at SSB?. Pretty good, turns out.

LOUIS HATES HALO 2. AND ALL THE OTHER ONES LIKE ODST AND THE ONE WITH THE BAD GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE A BIONICAL. AND HE HATES THAT YOU LIKE HALO. HE THINKS YOU ARE WRONG FOR LIKING HALO ALSO. HE THIKS IT IS NONSENSE AND THE ALIENS ARE SILLY. HE THINKS REACH IS POOPOO-PANTS. ALSO LOUIS HATES DESTINY. AND DESTINY 2. AND BUNGIE. BUNGIE TASTES LIKE SADNESS. Enjoy!

This week we watch as the 'Birdman' himself Tony Hawk continually smashes into invisible walls like a pro skater/idiot while Spyro just glides on by like a pro dragon/cool dragon.

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This week we try desperately to keep our beautiful cities from decaying but all Louis wants to do is touch them with his naked hands.

This week we played Detarune, the follow to the mahoosively popular Undertale. Below is the entire Wikipedia Page of Toby Fox, as promised.... "Toby Fox (born October 11, 1991) is an American video game developer and composer. He is best known for developing the critically acclaimed video game Undertale, released in September 2015. He also developed a related game called Deltarune, the first chapter of which was released on October 31, 2018 for free as a “survey”. He also composed various pieces of music for the webcomic Homestuck. Career Fox studied at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts, studying environmental science. Fox started composing a variety of music for Andrew Hussie's 2009 webcomic Homestuck during his senior year of high school. Fox initially did not respond when Hussie started a "Music Contribution Team" in April 2009 and put up a news post asking musicians to participate. However, Hussie took note of his work when Fox started uploading piano covers of the webcomic's music on

This week Louis pretends to know what collectivism is as we take a deep dive into System Shock 2. We talk about its difficulty, the striking resemblance to its spiritual successor Bioshock and exactly how a Space Monkey gets made.

This week it's getting spooky as we put together broken doors and shout 'WOW' at people. Also we barely talk about the video game Louis was supposed to play. Enjoy!

This week, Louis recommends a 2d sidecrolling stealth game and Lochie doesn't like it... If that's sounds like an episode you've heard before I can promise this is not a re-run... Louis makes another round of predictions about the League Of Legends tournament whilst also holding up a newspaper with todays date on it so if that doesn't prove this a new episode I don't know what will...

This week, on Lochies suggestion Lochie played Doom, and no that is not a typo. We talk about the past, present and future of Doom; the hit video game series and also Louis gets a lil psychic and predicts the winners of the League of Legends Tournament. And oh god I'm glad to have my mac back, all praise the into music...

This week we play so many goshdarn video games and still struggle to reach 3 hrs. We swathe through the back catalogue of nintendo classics like Balloon Fight, Super Mario Bros 3, and... Tennis. But before that, Lochie has to give up his seat for a squirrel.

Lochie is away in snowy (it's not actually snowing) Vermont and Louis is still settling in to his new home in London but that won't stop us from recording a cheeky episode of Timeplayed: 3hr. This week we've got quite the bowl of fruit for you to pick from; from Destiny 2 and World of Warcraft, to Spider-man and Tomb Raider, which is the juiciest? Why would you ever compare these games? You wouldn't, so we haven't. Enjoy!

We're back after a week off (soz) to talk to ya'll about the pc classic Fallout. After having played the recent more Bethesda versions Louis thought it'd be chill to check out the original. Who knew you spent so much time punching rats??

This week it's Lochies turn to apologise for his recommendation. We talk about comedy games, spider-man and the sad cynical world of Octodad: Dadliest Catch.

This week we have trouble multitasking and Louis is a bad co-worker.

This week we talk all about fake Danny DeVito, awful water levels, fan fiction and gummy ships. That's right, we're revisiting our childhood fav and one capitalisms finest achievements... I got three words for ya, kid: Kingdom Hearts!

This week we get talking about the slightly interesting Mafia 3. Having played it over the course of an entire year, Louis has learnt to love it and gets Lochie to play it so he can ask him what he thought.

This week on Timeplayed: 3hr; we get talking about Super Monkey Ball, speed running, video game preservation, and an arcade in Peckham. But not until Lochie remembers to say his name...

Do you like trains? How about tracks? How about Mario Kart? Minecraft? Okay well, how about loud music playing in the background? Well we’ve got it all! Toot toot.

Lochie keeps trying to find way to get Louis to play MOBAs. This time he's set upon him the *now* free -to-play Awsomenauts in the hopes that being in 2D somehow makes it more appealing. Find out if it did on this weeks episode. (It did not) Also we talk about the silly things we've backed on kickstarter and more...