Vhs Bandits

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Not since Attack of the Killer Tomatoes has a movie been so profound, so poignant, or so produce driven. This week on the show we bring you the modern masterpiece of cinema Return of the Killer Tomatoes! This film stars George Clooney, in his best role to date, as second banana to some other guy. Together with the help of a hot chick and a sentient fuzzball they have to stop John Aston and his tomato-human chimeras from taking over the world. Let's pop in the tape! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Easter! If you thought those hidden Easter eggs were hard to find then try finding your mom after she's drank some invisible juice! And then have her adopt a new brother for you but then get the brother kidnapped by Mickey Monkee who's trying to murder him for his inherited wealth and then get stuck in a haunted house where the only way out is to put your mom's invisible butthole in his face... We watched Invisible Mom 2. Enjoy! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits When Don The Dragon Wilson isn't kicking ass, he's kicking vampire ass! That is if you count this week's movie: Night Hunter! This film takes everything you know about vampires and then throws it out the window. A new breed of convenient day time walking, wood stake immune, vampires are walking the streets of Los Angeles and Don Wilson needs to Kung Fu them to death before the eclipse for some reason that isn't perfectly clear. Grab a glass of celebrity apprentice Bret Michael's vampire juice headband sweat Snapple and let's pop in the tape! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits When you want an 80s schlockfest/gross-out video but can't find Street Trash, that's when you take a detour down to Slime City! Join the VHS Bandits for some all-natural Himalayan yogurt that's so good you'd kill for more. Just like the main character of this movie, you too could grow a mouth in your belly and spew goo like it's going out of style. All you have to do is get possessed by a suicide cult ghost and bada-bingo you're a resident of Slime City. Plan your vacation today! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Forget Mortal Kombat, forget Tomb Raider, forget Resident Evil, because we're bringing you a classic 90s video game turned movie that will kick their asses: Street Fighter! Who of you knew that there was a plot to the game to make a movie out of? Who cares! Where we're going, we don't need plots. We just need Raul Julia flying around and shooting lighting out of his hands at Jean-Claude Van Damme, and we have it with this movie! Grab a big ol' mason jar full of artisan wee-wee and pop in Street Fighter for maximum Van Damage!  Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

60 minutes of bare naked long butt babes from 1993 riding jet skis, awkwardly sprinkling beach sand on their stomachs and splashing water around while mustached perverts ogle them. This is the 1993 masterpiece Jet Sport Girls from Let's Party Home Video! Want to know anything about the big jet ski competition going on at the beach? Forget it, because Jet Sport Girls just glazes over it. Did I mention the soundtrack is awesome, and the post credit trailers for other titillating Let's Party Home Video cassettes are the best part of the tape.    Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes! Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

A martial arts Motown kung fu master with a big fat bone daddy for Bruce Lee in search of enlightenment. A psychotic entertainment producer willing to do anything for his Cindy Lauper ripoff girlfriend to get one music video to air in a New York dance club. A narcissistic gang leader who's the baddest shogun to step foot in Harlem. A fly kid risking it all to win a date with the older woman of his dreams. A father living day by day trying to keep his pizza shop afloat. Plus break dancing, music videos, tons of clips from Bruce Lee movies, a killer soundtrack and front-line-and-center 80's aesthetics. All of this and more are jam packed into our VHS copy of The Last Dragon.    Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Gleaming the Cube: the ULTIMATE Skateboard experience. When punk skater Christian Slater's adopted brother is found dead he becomes a clean cut vigilante to find if it was a suicide...or murder. Grab your board, put on those knee pads and dust off your VCR! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson@Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In our Christmas special, this week we adventure into the depths of the Silent Night Deadly Night franchise with the 5th installment, The Toy Maker. Of course, this has nothing to do with the other movies and more to do with a robot Pinocchio, a disgruntled Mickey Rooney, and Larry the Larva. If you haven't finished your shopping just yet, whatever you do, don't buy your toys from Joe Pedo. Now pour yourself a cup of cocoa, cuddle up with the one you love, and pop in Silent Night Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker! Merry Christmas!!! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Winter is here! And what's the best part of winter? Why, it's taking a snow day off from school! Anything can happen on a snow day. You could fall in love with the girl of your dreams. You could defeat an evil snowplow villain. You could watch the wrong movie and think that you're living through the 5th installment of Silent Night Deadly Night. The possibilities are endless! What will happen on this snow day... Let's pop in the tape and find out!

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits In the near future of 2007, Los Angeles has become a shit-hole nightmarish wasteland, much like today, except with more robots. Those robots make up the elite law enforcement brigade of T-Force! But when the law turns their back on T-Force; they turn their guns on the law. Except for one who stays a good guy and teams up with hard-boiled robot-hating cop Jack Something-Or-Other. Who will rule the streets? Pop in the tape and find out with T-Force! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Haven't you always wanted to be kidnapped by Tom Arnold on your way to school? No... well too bad because we watched Carpool! Not only will he kidnap children and endanger the lives of anyone and everyone who gets in his way he'll also kidnap your funny bone and endanger your heart. Join us for the feel-good family crime movie of 1996. Don't be late! As mentioned check out Corey's awesome new book on VHS collecting: http://bit.ly/VHScollecting Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com  

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits This week we watch a newer tape that hearkens back to a time of rummaging through the boxes of VHS in your parents basement and stumbling upon a recorded off TV Halloween special. Complete with fake local commercials, this broadcast follows a small town news reporter investigating a supposed haunted house on Halloween night. Take a trip back in time with us and pop in WNUF Halloween Special! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Happy Halloween, bandits! It's that time of year again, time to get scared silly with Ronald McDonald; and we don't mean the juicy squirts from too many McNuggets. Join Ronald and the gang in this late 90s animated adventure in the style of "Rocket Power". Ron McDon and his suicidal dog adventure off into the woods with their friends on a camping trip but get scared silly upon entering a haunted mansion!   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Grab your space-backpack and space-belt because we're taking a trip with Vitsie the video sitter... to space! And boy is it a trip. This video was made as a babysitter substitute for deadbeat parents who were sick of their whining kids and wished that they could blast them off into out space and spend a romantic evening by themselves at the Moon Motel in a coin-operated anti-gravity bed. Back in the day, Vitsie made that wish come true, for 30 or so minutes anyway. Who is Vitsie? Well, she is a cracked out cyborg in a mustard robo-suit with glowing eyes, ya know, someone you can really trust with your children. What are we waiting for? Let's blast off! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits Are you tired of living in a stupid, dumb, stupid house? Us too! That's why we went back to the past to see the future of home intelligence by watching the Disney Channel original movie Smart House! Take away the bright colors and goofy sound effects and this movie is a straight-up horror flick. It's basically about a sentient home A.I. that becomes obsessed with its residents and eventually tries to murder everybody that gets in between them, needless to say, its rad! So turn off your virtual assistants, pour a bowl of creme of breakfast pasta soup, and pick up your universal remote because it's time to watch Smart House! Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits   If you're anything like us in high school then you loved 100 Girls... the movie that is. Not nearly as many in real life, which is exactly why you probably loved that movie. Well, this week we bring you it's predecessor: Eight Days a Week. They're essentially the same film: A dude who's watched Clerks one too many times pines over/stalks a girl while his friend has sex with a watermelon. Need we say more? Joining us this episode is VHS Bandit alum Jonster Monster! So bring your VCR out on the lawn, pull up a patch of grass, and get ready for Eight Days a Week!   For some awesome pro-wrestling goodness check out Jon's sites! jonvsprowrestling.com legacyofwcw.com   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits School is about to be back in session and if you haven't decided in a major yet why not enroll yourself into Buster Burger University to become a proud Buster Burger store manager! Of course you'll have to refrain from having sex with your classmates because there has to be some sort of thin plot line to string the semesters together. Oh, and you'll also want to avoid the pickle shaped iron maidens, being turned into a human chicken,  angry biker gangs, and Dick Butkus. Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits   This week we bring you one of Dane Train's favorite movies (spoiler: not one of KevBot's favorite movies) The Misery Brothers Y2K! What the heck is this movie? Great question, we're not sure the writers even knew. However, it does have a star-studded cast including Lou Ferrigno, Abe Vigoda, Roddy Piper, Erik Estrada as an Elvis impersonator, and a bunch of other actors who presumably owed someone a favor. This movie has it all, musical numbers, mafiosos in drag, flying plastic babies, goofball Italian goons, and lots of inexplicable chickens. If that doesn't sell you on this flick I don't know what will. So sit back, don't ask too many questions, and pop in The Misery Brothers Y2K!   Don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes. Follow us on Instagram @VHSbandits @TopherHansson @Kevin_OhNeeder Follow us on Twitter @TheVHSbandits And email us at TheVHSbandits@gmail.com

Join our Patreon for extra episodes and VHS goodness! Patreon.com/VHSbandits It's officially time for summer blockbusters! But we watched Deep Rising instead. For this episode, we are joined by the ultra talented filmmaker and podcaster, from Guaranteed Audio, Kevin James! Luckily for us, Kevin happens to be the official VHS Bandits Deep Rising expert. If you think watching Harrison Ford kick some aquatic alien ass on a cruise ship sounds awesome then you're in for a treat! Treat Williams that is, because Harrison Ford isn't in this movie. But hey, Dead Heat rules so there's that. With a plot that has about as many holes as the sinking ship, it takes place on Deep Rising will keep you on the edge of your crap-trap until you're sucked in by a toilet tremor! Check out all of Kevin's work and more that we mention in the episode because, seriously, everything this dude makes is gold and right up any VHS Bandit's alley. Kevin's latest video game documentary "Not for Resale" is available now and a must for phys