Pun Watch: The News Pun Quiz Game

This week’s Punwatch, featuring jokes about Napoleon and his silly hat. This episode is titled, “Ticket Inspectors Trapped In Office With Embassy Cat By Angry Parent With Volvo.” Harry’s also in this one, with Realistic Moral Support Action!® Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, in which one punster loses really, really slowly. It’s like watching someone fall over in slow motion. This episode is titled, “Magpies lose match against 10,000 year old bear at cancelled Phil Collins show.”. That guy from The Block is in there too, but his story sucked so it doesn’t get into the title. That’ll show him. Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with a host who’s glad that Terry Wogan story got delayed by a couple of months, in retrospect. This episode is titled, “Tony the Tiger says ‘No More Photos Of Terry Wogan Holding Butter’”. This is an unavoidably blue episode. You’ll hear why. Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with a really long discussion of the logistics of the “12 Days of Christmas” that was cut out for time. This episode is titled, “Andy Warhol & Ai Weiwei Ride Super-Hot Horses Around After Train and Boat Breakdowns”. Dave suspects The Age have lifted their pun game. Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with a brief discussion of spoiler warnings for an entire school (if you haven’t seen Star Wars yet it’s your own fault.) This episode is titled, “Hugh Laurie Autographs ‘Dinosaur Sex’ Edition Monopoly With Lewd Signature”. We get classist, but about rich people, so it’s ok. Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, with more Dave hosting and more tenuous Melbourne suburb puns! Sorry, everyone outside of Melbourne. There’s only 4 or 5, I swear. This episode is titled, “Oprah Escapes Rude Robot-Armed Neighbour With Racing Catamaran”. We recorded outdoors, sorry about the clicking sound. Punsters: Alex Malone, Andrew Cherry & James Ferris Host: Dave Shaw

This week’s episode of Punwatch, with Dave in the hosting seat! C’mon lads, it’s his first time, give him a go. This episode is titled “Cheeky Right Wing Thugs Destroy Street Art With Curling Brooms.” Before you ask, "cheeky" does indeed refers to bum cheeks. Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib & James Ferris Host: Dave Shaw Bum.

A brand new Punwatch, returning after a month long break, with stories featuring Taylor Swift & Jennifer Lawrence (again. Sorry, the Metro has a wheelhouse.) This episode is titled “Josh Hutcherson Nude Skype Call Thrown Out Of Court.” Everyone hated the last story. Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris, Dave Shaw, Harry Brimage Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s Punwatch, the pun-based quiz game that talked about Man O Man (Pretty sure on this one.) This episode is titled “Prince Charles Slips On Trapped Owl Vomit.” Someone has a return to form. Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, Dave Shaw Host: Andrew Cherry

The 16th episode of Punwatch, the only pun-based podcast that’s sure it’d marry Elijah Wood. This episode is titled “Stolen sheep struggle with Blanchett-Labeouf-Xi Jinping Shag-Marry-Kill combo”. Also there’s more controversy over a tenuous (if excellent) Bond pun.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, David Shaw, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

It’s episode 15 of Punwatch, the only pun-based quiz game with sizzling hot takes like “Robin Thicke is a dickhead” and “Kanye’s a bit weird, hey.” This episode is titled, “Coal Tit Wins Yacht After Beating Kanye In Curry Contest.” It’s a bird, obviously. As in the tit. The Coal Tit. A Coal Tit is a bir… never mind. Punsters: Lisa Dib, Alex Malone, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 14 of Punwatch, the only pun-based game show that stops to consider whether or not you can make a good sports movie about tennis. This episode is titled, “Kirsten Dunst’s Awkward Haircut After Cricket Themed Playboy Issue Incorrectly Administers Viagra.” Also, Cherry has a very mild stroke. Watch out for the surprise bonus rounds! They changed nothing. Punsters: James Ferris, Lisa Dib, David (Alex) Shaw, Alex Malone Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode S01E13 of Punwatch, with more controversial referee decisions!* This episode is titled, “Tom Hanks, Emma Stone, Taylor Swift & FKA Twigs Featured In Several Puff Pieces”. I dunno. It wasn’t a theme week, this just kind of… happened.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry   *They wouldn’t shut up about tailors. You listen and tell me I was wrong to step in - AC

This week’s episode of Punwatch, now with a much shorter running time because Alex wasn’t on! This episode is titled “50 Shades star turns old tower into Star Wars themed golf resort.” Seriously, we’ve been trying to get the running time down. Turns out the answer was “don’t bring the guy who writes 30+ puns per story”.   Punsters: David Shaw, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

It’s Grand Final Weekend, the biggest sporting week of the nation!* So, this week’s Punwatch is an ALL SPORT STORY PUN edition! To make it even more sporting, Melbourne comedian and noted AFL personality Cam Tyeson came along to contribute a pile of AFL puns and plenty of AFL chat. Something about Cam, he just makes you chatty. *Excludes Queensland and New South Wales. We know, just humour us.

A bumper 5-story episode of Punwatch, with a down-to-the-wire result and an argument about the definition of biscuit we didn’t get back to. This episode is titled, “Fred Durst & Jay Z Pay 30p To Urinate On Daniel Radcliffe’s Antique Bentley.” I know, it’s clumsy. You try working 5 stories into one stupid headline. Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris, David Shaw, Lisa Dib Host: Andrew Cherry

Another vintage episode of mX Punwatch, featuring guest comedian Travis Nash, an Alex-Ferris showdown, and a bunch of really, really dark stories. This episode is titled “Thousands Of Ducklings Punch A Horse With A Dick Drawn On It’s Face”. It’ll make sense when you listen, I swear. Regular Punwatch will resume next week, with a bumper 5 PUN BRITISH EDITION.   Punsters: Alex Malone, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

This week’s episode of Punwatch, featuring an actually kinda interesting discussion about when it’s ok to make puns about horrible things. This episode is titled “Eva Mendes Offended By Lethal Leigh’s Phone Voice”. There’s also a pun about a certain Sydney radio shock Jock who it’s probably best not to name in the description.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Lisa Dib, James Ferris Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 08 of Punwatch, and it’s a vintage one - featuring guest comedian Andy Matthews! This episode is titled “Gosling’s Cat Rides Shotgun With One Armed Hungarian”. It’s the old format, so only 3 stories. Still a corker though - Andy’s probably the best guest player we’ve ever had.   Punsters: Alex Malone, Harry Brimage, Andy Matthews Host: Andrew Cherry

Episode 7 of Punwatch, the pun-based quiz game, now with even more Arguments About Rules!™ This episode is titled "Donald Trump Wet Willie'd over Cricket Sex Toy App Scandal." Don't worry, the first story's the worst one.   Punsters: Alex Malone, David Shaw, Lisa Dib   Host: Andrew Cherry