Not For Nothin'

The boys thank the football gods and Andy Reid's terrible game management that we don't have a Super Bowl 1 rematch (1:10). Then finally close the book on all Christine Michael talk (5:01).

There's only two things that get these guys this fired up, playoff football and... um, they can't think of the second. Oh well. They come out firing, and dropping hot takes immediately: Eli Manning never wins Super Bowl again (1:40). Kris sprinkles in a Jamie Moyer story (?), before turning it up a notch and tearing apart the refs for a bad weekend all around (4:29). They discuss the single greatest parlay possibility in history - Jordan Rodger winning the Bachelor & Aaron Rodgers winning the Super Bowl (16:48). They make their picks, with Chris blindly choosing the Texans over the Patriots, genius or insane (37:10)?

It's a new year, but the results might be the same. They wrap up their first NFL season on a high note, picking more games right than wrong, but just barely (4:40). A little pontification on the playoffs and which teams aren't likely to repeat next year (8:20). Then, they go over the playoff odds for each team, the Giants become their favorite as a good long shot to make that $$$ (26:33). They dream up a Sean Payton/Drew Brees pairing in LA before getting to their weekly picks (37:40). Also Chris has a theory that teams with the better kickers are going to win, we'll find out.

The missing holiday episode has been recovered, and I think these two jabronis had a little too much of the egg nog. They start right in on all things Massachusetts and Marky Mark, they don’t hold back. Is there anyone they don't like to offend? At least they don’t rip on George Michael, rest his soul. They are all over the place on this episode, we can’t even keep track. So just enjoy the rambling, and Chris’s dog snoreing in the background... that's how exciting these boys are. Full disclosure, they are both are “on location,” so the audio is a little rough. But’s that’s just the way they like it.

The Bet is on, finally. Can Chris make it the whole show without dropping the F-bomb? The proceeds go to the SagerStrong Foundation, which leads Chris into a story when him meeting Craig Sager, with a bonus David Stern story thrown in (4:50). They move on to their favorite topic, "The Golden Goose" Brock Osweiler getting benched. Of course that leads to other terrible QB's in the league, and USC (8:30). They realize we all should be listening to Michael Irvin more (28:58). Before they get to their terrible picks, Kris vents about Jeff Fisher, again.. and combines that with their dislike of Yurts (29:39). They finish up discuss watching football during Christmas (57:26). Not for nothin' but they got the moves.

Kris gets to host the show by himself again. Mostly likely because Chris was scared of going through with the bet that he can't go one episode without saying the F-word. Kris goes off on something about close games and prevent defenses. This is what happens when he's by himself (3:43). He gives props to Bruce Arians for making the excuse of the year. Blaming the weather for his teams bad playing (9:38). Chris gets on the phone and hilarity ensues. And then some picks are made (17:24). After Chris hangs up, Kris talks about the non-story story of a secondary deflate-gate (48:02). Then he moves onto NFC play-off scenarios (52:08). I wish Chris didn't hang up.

The boys quickly tie together concussions, DVOA and metal-rap genre, big shout-out to Ice-T and Body Count (1:00)! They make their 3/4 season predictions. that's a thing, right? And somehow these guys pick a Super Bowl long-shot, even though they said they weren't going to. Man these guys are really good gamblers (3:15). They also noticed how EIi Manning didn't have a drop of sweat anywhere on him, late in a competitive game... also his dad-bod (10:08). Let go to the lines (28:31)! In between the picks, they finally lock in the bet... for next weeks show. $100 Chris can't say the F-word during the show (39:15). The return of Tom Coughlin to Jacksonville, and Tony Romo destinations (39:15). In the holiday spirit, K & C decide to take a break from bashing Jeff Fisher. Well only for a few minutes at least (55:05).

The boys are reunited and it feels so good. After back-to-back weeks off, the bromance is rekindled, although not without some tense moments. After checking their seasons records, Chris jumps into medias obsession over calling teams out for "missing" on a player, the Browns, and not believing in curses, except for the Browns (4:48). Kris shares his numerous Ryan Leaf experience, awkward (10:46). Chris talks about his two favorite things in life right now, Hawaii and Marcus Mariota's mustache (16:22). Chris is finally ready to accept a listeners challenge of not dropping any F-bombs during the show (19:57). It's finally pick time!!! Oh, wait not yet, because Chris has to gone a Geno Smith rant and comes to hate Kris for it (35:30). Then he attacks Kris again over Christine Michael for no reason and loses (47:04) Chris is just holding grudges, but somehow makes it through the rest of the picks.

Kris goes solo on this show, welt least for the first half hour. He starts off talking Monday Night Football in Mexico, and any future implications this game might have with international teams. Canada, anyone (2:20)? Then he moves onto the year of the kickers, which isn't a good thing (12:42). You know what else isn't a good thing? Quiet crowds during NFL games. Its something Kris noticed during quite a few of the early games (21:00). Then, just for good measure, Kris goes off, again on Jeff Fisher being the worst coach ever (25:41). Finally, after endless rambling, Chris and Kris try to make their long distance relationship work, and make some picks. No fighting boys (29:56). Chris makes his lock of the week - Jags beating the Bills in Buffalo (57:32). However, these two had so much to talk about, they ran out of time and didn't pick the Sunday night game. Probably doesn't matter, right?

This week Chris and Kris really get things... oh wait, Kris is gone, again (that's weird). Instead of Chris doing this thing alone again, he brings in his friend, Brooke Costello who's a Bills fan and former gambling guru. Once they get the formalities out of the way, Chris laments on loosing his weekly parlay because he foolishly went away from the Titans over (7:38). They move onto the creepiness of Venmo's public display of your transactions, and why Brooke doesn't gamble any more, or at least very little apparently (9:17). Chris breaks down his gambling style, which is to be less informed each week (14:36). Brooke has to talk his Bills playoff chances, while Chris counters about his Steelers not making it (17:04). Chris shares his dream of the Bills drafting Jim Kelly's knucklehead nephew, Chad Kelly and his idea of having the team change their nickname to the "Wild Wings" (26:30). Brooke drops a huge conspiracy theory bombshell, claiming the Bills haven't made the playoffs due to Doug Flutie not s

The boys start things off by making fun of the South Street Seaport for putting up the Christmas Tree on Nov 7 (:45). Kris bemoans his mundane Sunday watching football (1:50). Chris starts them on a path of trashing some of the broadcast commentators, especially everyones favorite piñata, Phil Simms. Which creates another great idea: CBS hires Jeff Hosteler as a backup for Simms, and replaces him for the rest of the season (8:14)...both realizing Chris grew the perfect Hostetler mustache. Chris starts a long and meandering rant about all things Dolphins and old people, combing them into Don Shula (18:18). Then these two make plans to celebrate Jeff Fisher becoming the coach with the most losses in NFL history, by drinking a flat, warm Bartles and Jaymes (22:06). It's pick time (32:50)! and we sprinkle in other thoughts along the way. "And thank you for your support."

For our week 9 show, Kris shares his experience about being in New Orleans for Saints-Seahawks game, railing on jack-ass fans (:30). Chris introduces Kris to wedding cake flavored vodka (8:08). They side-bar on the World Series, focusing on yet another conspiracy theory, that Kris actually buys into (9:47). they make fun of Eddie Veder Cub fandom (13:30), harken back to the good old days of RBI baseball video game (19:10). They finally get to making mid-season NFL predictions on who’ll make the playoffs, then sort-of decide on Dallas as a good Super Bowl bet, at this point (23:10). They make their weekly picks, but not before celebration a parlay on the Titans-Jags over, and Raiders +1. Its all they have on a otherwise dismal previous week (35:00). Chris calls out Bill Simmons, again comparing him to Brock Osweiler, immediately praise Ahmad Rashad, again (48:50). Yup it’s that kinda week.

Not for Nothin', but this is our week 8 show. We start off nice and easy, talking a little baseball and kinda picks a World Series picks (2:50), then Chris confesses his love for Geno Smith (7:55). We discuss Gronks "69" reference..."You know what I mean" (10:15), Then move on to the problem with kickers this year (11:17). Chris lays down another big conspiracy theory on the NFL, staring none other than the modern day Bond villain himself, Roger Goodell (15:40). It's pick time (28:00). Along the way we compare Brock Osweiler to John Henry (31:50), talk about these crappy London games (36:52), then go in to an epic rant about Carson Palmer's helmet size, comparing him to the Great Gazoo (51:20). Sit back with a refreshing 7&7 and enjoy this masterpiece.

We got a little emotional on this show, and relive a rollercoaster of a NFL watching Sunday. We recap the crazy-good Seahawks/Falcons game (2:20), which leads to Chris calling out the 12th Man (Seahawks fans) for no reason. Basically he calls them band-wagon fans (6:04). Chris gets sweet on the Saints, right after bragging about his Bills pick (10:14). We debate if Brock Osweiler will be benched soon and if Bill O'Brien will be fired (14:26). Kris presents his "Stupid rule of the week" (19:01), which leads Chris into an epic rant...get 'em Chris (22:04). We go over our records, which creates Kris's new drink sponsor, 7&7's (25:22). We make our picks while discussing drunk Philly fans, Chris bullies Kris into picking the Jets, Todd Gurley's one shining moment, Andy Reid possibly dying on the field and compares the Raven/Jets game to settling for a bad restaurant on the road. Man the Jets are bad. The last 20 minutes of this show is the best in broadcasting history!

Chris And Kris start the show by slamming Christopher Columbus (:55), then celebrate our ability to be average at picking games (4:34). We talk about our new favorite show, Atlanta (6:56), then get into a good baseball conspiracy theory... keep 'em coming Chris (9:00). Then we keep calling everyone out, first with the NFL and Roger Goodell (14:25), then move onto Eli Manning (27:45). Finally we move onto our week 6 picks (31:02).

Kris & Chris talk about Rex Ryan and the Buffalo Bills the whole podcast, while listening to Chris' rampant potty mouth. We hedge our preseason bets, by considering the Bills as a long shot, ultimate split our bet, taking both Steelers and Seahawks (14:00). We decide which players might be worthy of the "RoboCop" nickname (23:48), practice our Keanu Reeves impressions (29:39), then create a genius new nickname and marketing strategy for the Washington Football Club (38:45). Oh and we also make really good picks for this weeks game.

Kris came back and these two jabronis immediately talk Arnold Palmer, the man and the drink (1:50). Chris recounts his adventure driving around New Jersey in his sweet new Vette (2:32). Then they hit on a potential new trend in the NFL, teams winning with a good defense and and an average QB (7:33). Which makes betting on these games harder, hence their overall records (15:30). They come up with a brilliant plan to hedge their pre-season Super Bowl winning team, by choosing another team after next week. Hey you can't have too many (18:30). They talk bad head coaches and who'll get fired first (22:20). We call for Kaepernick to to start a game soon, it time (27:54). Finally, it's pick time (29:20)!... right after Kris fumbles around for an outlet, ripping the lights out and knocking over furniture. This is good radio (29:20). In between picks we decide to find a player to nickname "RoboCop" (37:30), Chris mistakenly calls Todd Gurley the best RB in the league right now, and we decided to create a terri

Chris goes solo on this show, as the other Kris was most likely lost in the Canadian Wilderness. Chris talks about his sweet new ride, a 1980 'big bird yellow' Corvette (2:50). He also relays a crazy idea (or is it)from Kris claiming that Sam Bradford is a, way to early but legit, season MVP candidate (4:55). From there it starts getting weird as Chris goes on some kind of rant about no more convenience stores in NYC (9:54). Then he admits a horrible mistake, claiming the Niners are a good team, because they're not, but immediately moves past that by lusting over the "Golden Goose" Brock Osweiler (13:34). From there he attempts to throw in a conspiracy theory how the NFL may have helped the Patriots win the Super Bowl during the 9/11 season. Um, yeah (18:30)... This is where he really goes off the rails. Hopefully he gets to the picks soon (28:20). Chris wraps up this show by burying the needle.

We recap our trip to the Naismith Hall of Fame (1:00), including two-lap Thibs apperance (8:14). We decide who was the most interesting players from week 1, who all happen to be Chris's man-crushes: Brock Osweiler, Carson Wentz and RG3, then disagree if Ezekiel Elliott is any good (12:58). Chris has two hot takes involving Trevor Simien not being a starting QB after this season, and Tony Romo playing for the Brown next year (27:33). We jump into week 2 picks as Chris tries to sucker me into a stupid bet on a pick-six (35:56), keep disagreeing on Kelvin Benjamin (42:42). If you couldn't tell, we fight... a lot.

After rambling about Seger and The Eagles, we immediate regret our decision to bet on our Super Bowl favorites, the Vikings (4:55). After scrolling through a few bad options, we come across a juicy long shot, the Raiders, which excites Chris so much he sings the Raiders Silver and Black Attack song (10:00). We battle over if Miami will be relevant this year, which leads to us bet on how many games Matt Moore will start (14:28). Then we discuss the perfect ending to Mark Sanchez career, being a backup in Dallas to a rookie (16:18). We compare the Bachelor to the Vikings choosing Sam Bradford and give him their rose (20:35). We drool over our road trip to see Allen Iverson inducted into the HoF & wether he wears a suit for the ceremony (31:10). Then we get into week 1 picks, with Steve Dima stopping by to bet on the NFL's version of a horse race(33:46) . Check it out before it's banned!