Illumination Cinema Movie Podcast

Boy, oh boy! This one took a minute. Chris and Tyler went to see the special theatrical release of the new Toho Godzilla film, Shin Godzilla (or Shin Gojira (not Godzilla Resurgence, it's not called that anymore)). They also went with special guest host, David Wayne Young. But after their first recording was ruined, they took Chris out Old Yeller style and decided to re-record the episode without him. This recording is still pretty bad. Great season finale, guys! Tyler tried his best, but he can't polish turds. The conversation itself isn't bad. Just the quality on David's end. They promise to get his shit sorted before having him on again. Anyway, enjoy the new episode!

Chris and Tyler talk about the remake of the western classic, The Magnificent Seven, that is a remake of the also classic, Seven Samurai. Or maybe they'll devote like 10 minutes to talking about the B.P. Oil Spill. What a couple of idiots. Get a life! http://www.illuminationcinema.com

Tyler and Chris talk about DC's new animated feature, Batman: The Killing Joke! They also talk about other shitty movies DC has coming out and their terrible trailers. What a bunch of haters. Probably Marvel fan boys or something. They can go fuck themselves. I take joy in the thought that one day these two are going to die and I'll never have to listen to this shit show again.

Tyler and Chris talk about the Ghostbusters franchise. Mainly the 1984 film. They didn't see the new one, but they give their thoughts on it.

In this episode, Chris and Tyler talk about possibly the greatest satirical comedy writer of all time, Mel Brooks. They discuss his three best films, "The Producers", "Blazing Saddles" and "Young Frankenstein". Anyone who doesn't think those are the best ones is objectively wrong.This podcast is being released a little early in celebration of Gene Wilder's birthday. Mostly because he's in everyone of those films. I'm sure he's a huge fan of the podcast.P.S. This is the Blazing Saddles / Force Awakens trailer mash up Tyler talks about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8cuTIs4Rs

Chris and Tyler talk about three films by Francis Ford Coppola. Starting with respected classics such as The Godfather and Apocalypse Now. Then devolving to the garbage that is Jack. They also talk about how Marlon Brando is a big asshole.

This was recorded on Easter as a little extra episode. We talk about Neil Blomkamp movies, Code 8 (short film), In Time, Prometheus, Les Miserables and Into the Woods. Chris saw Batman v Superman. So we talk a bit about that and superhero films in general. Then it ends. Nothing special.

Tyler and Chris talk about the wonderful film works of Paul Thomas Anderson. Not all of them. Chris didn't want to see The Master. Tyler told him he made the right decision. But they do talk about Boogie Nights, Punch-Drunk Love and There Will Be Blood. Tyler also gets sidetracked and talks about the 2001 film, Rockstar a little bit too much. We get it. You like bad movies. Idiot.

Chris and Tyler chat about the latest season of House of Cards. Just more great things about Robin Wright basically.

Tyler and Chris are still talking about David Fincher. This week they are diving into his more recent work. Including; "The Social Network", "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" and "Gone Girl". I don't really have any jokes for this description. So I hope you enjoy the show!

Tyler and Chris talk about another really great director, David Fincher. This time, they didn't totally butcher it like they did for Spielberg and Miyazaki. In this part, they talk about Se7en, Fight Club and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. All five of them have Brad Pitt. So that means ALL OF THEM should be good...right? (You can send your hate mail to them on Twitter @illuminationcin)

Chris & Tyler talk about the much anticipated film, Deadpool. Jamie was supposed to be there too. But he decided he was too cool for the podcast and bailed like always. Tyler manages to slip a few of Jamie's thoughts in there, but it's not the same. You all know who Jamie is, right? Anyway, that's pretty much the long and short of it. I guess they also talk about the recent Suicide Squad trailer as well. But only briefly near the end.

Chris and Tyler chat about the newest Coen Brothers film, "Hail, Caesar!". Don't worry, they don't spend too much time swooning over Channing Tatum's dance moves. Only a little bit. Like, a reasonable amount of time.

Tyler and Chris talk about the animated feature films by the incredible director Brad Bird. You know, even though they are adults and cartoons are for babies. Anyway, they talk about "The Iron Giant", "The Incredibles" and "Ratatouille". Chris also talks about "Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol" for like a minute as well. So we've technically covered all of his filmography at this point. Wait..."we"? I can't decide if I want to write these in first or third person. I'm having an identity crisis. Please help! This podcast is a cry for help!

Not exactly in the most timely manner, Tyler and Chris talk about the new film "The Big Short".

Happy New Year, everyone! Instead of going to parties and making friends, Tyler and Chris decided to spend their New Years Eve recording a podcast about Quentin Tarantino's 8th film "The Hateful Eight". I mean, they wasted their time seeing it and didn't even bother to go to a 70mm screening. What a bunch of frauds! They aren't real fans! Just like how movies that are shot digitally aren't real movies. Am I right, Christopher Nolan!? Oh and Tyler calls Christopher Nolan the "C-word". Anyway, I'm gonna drink a bunch of NyQuil and jump in the pool. Peace guys!

Chris and Tyler spoil a spoiler filled movie that is full of spoilers. They talk about all their favorite spoilers in the latest installment of Spoiler Wars and talk about the character Han Spoiler. They also talk about the new Star Wars movie.

In the spirit of the holiday season, Tyler & Chris chat about some of their favorite Christmas flicks. Including but not limited to; A Christmas Story, The Santa Clause and Jingle All The Way. Also, Chris reveals a shocking truth to Tyler, that will scar him for life (or at least for the remainder of the episode).Happy Holidays everyone!

Tyler and Chris chat about the new film "Trumbo" featuring Bryan Cranston as screenwriter, Dalton Trumbo during the Hollywood Blacklist era. We also talk about Chris drinking pee.

In this episode, Chris and Tyler conclude their discussion about the feature film works of Hayao Miyazaki. This time covering "Spirited Away", "Howl's Moving Castle", "Ponyo" and "The Wind Rises".