Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - A Nostalgic Movies Podcast

This week we get gross, I mean, really gross. We watched Osmosis Jones, children's animation from the guys who made There's Something About Mary.  Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, t

This week, we wonder what it would take to get Guillermo back. We watched Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, He's not a puppet! Howdy Doody's real! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in

This week we see the movie that inspired the arm wrestling craze, we visit Canon town with Over the Top! Thank God there is a trucker division! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune

This week there were no apple crates in Hollywood, for Emilio Estevez was being an action hero! We watched Maximum Overdrive a movie made with so much cocaine that Stephen King does not remember it's filming.  Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Com

This week we learn that Keanu Reeves can store about as much memory as the biggest iPod. We watched Johnny Mnemonic, Hit Me! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync

This week on Myopia Movies, we get in the mood for the new Mortal Kombat movie with the bloodless Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, a movie that is the porn parody of itself.  Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Atta

This week, we get all grease up and pretend to be Greek! We watched 300, probably one of the gayest films we have ever done.  Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync

This week on Myopia Movies, we manifest the hell out of some destiny! We watched Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, the origin story of Champ! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is

This week we watch a huge, hairy, terrifying Jack Black! We saw King Kong (2005), I imagine the truest movie about how Richard Attenborough made nature documentaries.   Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack

This week on Myopia Movies, we class up the place! We watched the Princess Diaries, the time Julie Andrews danced with Hector Elizondo, steaming hot. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note

This month we learn that sometimes nerds turn into Mark Ruffalo! We watched 13 Going on 30, Big for the ladies!  Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the mov

This week we take out our pizza scissors, we watched Cobra! If crime is the disease, are you the cure? Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and

This week on Myopia Movies, we see Gerard Depardieu's butt! We watched The Man in the Iron Mask, the film where a Frenchman, an Irishman, an American, and a Brit, play the four French Musketeers, and swear to protect the French king played by an American.  Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia C

This week on Myopia Movies we learn that stealing a woman's ideas help you succeed! We watched What Women Want, the movie where Mel Gibson can hear women and female dogs...yup. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio yo

The week we watch a real classy Valentines release, Daredevil! The movie that made Ben Affleck say he would never do a comic book movie. again..the first time. Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we

This week we learn that Rankin and Bass did more than just Rudolph, we watched the Last Unicorn!  Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Trac

This week we shoot a bunch of old people into space to spite John Glenn. We watched Space Cowboys, the only the film bold enough to watch William Devane chew for 90 minutes!  Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further

This week the folks from Cineprov cover 1990's Dick Tracy (you can get our Riff on it either with a donation to Cineprov or joining the Myopia Patreon). In the meantime, join us for the only PG rated movie where you can see Madonna completely naked! We watched Dick Tracy, Batman 1989 for babies! Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We hav

This week, we watch Clive Owen once again just miss stardom. We saw King Arthur, who knew history could be this boring... Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a significantly better movie about stopping thieves in a mall than Wonder Woman 1984, we watched buns of steel, I mean Timecop. All Belgians can do the splits, I just choose not to.  Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!). For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: T