Croncast Season 08 | Life Is Show Prep

Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kicking it in the San Antonio ASPCA cat eating the bed Not a new animal A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth The hospital people told me so The cat watcher Why would you want to leave NY? Buying all of the balloons at the fair Rickshaws pulled by dogs That would rule 15 sexy golden retrievers Doddering bus surfers Old people swearing is wrong They're too cute or too old The comics Partying at the G Winning your way to the Upper East Side Trying harder to be fabulous Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #613 Length: 25:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady standing at my door? Oh, that is my wife Whew! I can hit on her full force Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows It has a life of its own How I won my to Upper East Side Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah No affairs with shirtless men Nothing Making the sacrifice The relationship that you have with the city And scene Here come his stand ins Ready to make cat calls I did not get to go to circus school Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady standing at my door? Oh, that is my wife Whew! I can hit on her full force Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows It has a life of its own How I won my to Upper East Side Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah No affairs with shirtless men Nothing Making the sacrifice The relationship that you have with the city And scene Here come his stand ins Ready to make cat calls I did not get to go to circus school Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #612 Length: 29:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in my face Birthday party and free booze You lack control Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor You are 34 That is too classy You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter Your pillow next to the bath tub 5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene The last time I got that drunk . . . Please, do you hear yourself Well, you're not a lady Love hanging with the nerds You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk Chatting with the baby sitter I love your iPad I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight After I spray myself with

Episode: #612 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in my face Birthday party and free booze You lack control Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor You are 34 That is too classy You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter Your pillow next to the bath tub 5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene The last time I got that drunk . . . Please, do you hear yourself Well, you're not a lady Love hanging with the nerds You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk Chatting with the baby sitter I love your iPad I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight

Episode: #611 Length: 29:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Betsy back in the house New York is hot Black stretch pants need to go Kris's care skills when ill I broke my ribs! How? Yeah, that isn't very manly Friday, Betsy talks visiting the sticks Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #611 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Betsy back in the house New York is hot Black stretch pants need to go Kris's care skills when ill I broke my ribs! How? Yeah, that isn't very manly Friday, Betsy talks visiting the sticks Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #610 Length: 25:42 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about department of health Balloon games Balloon popping Curved hoof mules Making the frost Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #610 The Croncast Shorty Length: 3:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about department of health Balloon games Balloon popping Curved hoof mules Making the frost Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #609 Length: 28:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about permanent records Commodore 64's Early creative writing In school suspensions Guidance counselor advice Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #609 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I gots broken ribs Not typing up many notes We talk about permanent records Commodore 64's Early creative writing In school suspensions Guidance counselor advice Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #608 Length: 23:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids Never sit in the empty seat Especially when with child and Everyone else is standing on the bus You can't hide it The Naked Cowboy He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom Improv . . . You should learn how to tell a story of your life I got this one cold But you lied to them It wasn't a lie OK, but you can really tell it now Exactly Home help nurse The gold digger plan All for love Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #608 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:32 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids Never sit in the empty seat Especially when with child and Everyone else is standing on the bus You can't hide it The Naked Cowboy He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom Improv . . . You should learn how to tell a story of your life I got this one cold But you lied to them It wasn't a lie OK, but you can really tell it now Exactly Home help nurse The gold digger plan All for love Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #607 Length: 26:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Still got the ills Betsy busting me out on Facebook Lady nerd meetup You should head over there It all is about your superiority The Women of War Craft Now it is Doll House I kind of wanted to watch that You're a total nerd now Survivors on BBC It's just like lost Kris, it is nothing like it Going to liquor stores with my mom Our crossed paths Maybe we met at 7 in a liquor store What is in a chili cheese burrito New Yorkers don't think about fast food It's not about the stars, it is the driving food Vacuuming the lettuce out of the gear shift Man, to be lawnmower drag racing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #607 Sampler Length: 4:28 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Still got the ills Betsy busting me out on Facebook Lady nerd meetup You should head over there It all is about your superiority The Women of War Craft Now it is Doll House I kind of wanted to watch that You're a total nerd now Survivors on BBC It's just like lost Kris, it is nothing like it Going to liquor stores with my mom Our crossed paths Maybe we met at 7 in a liquor store What is in a chili cheese burrito New Yorkers don't think about fast food It's not about the stars, it is the driving food Vacuuming the lettuce out of the gear shift Man, to be lawnmower drag racing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #606 Length: 25:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas Retail, resale . . . same diff I could sell anything with you Breeding lamp rays Genetically engineered cleaning animals The soapy monkey It just cleans you Could even itch your back Can only teach them limited commands I'm spacing out Mr B Bed bug commercial They freeze them to death Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New You guess Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival And then going to exotic meats Spin the wheel for a discount Negative connotation of resale shopping The Thrift Carnival Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song Then former ice skaters Chain resale thrift on ice Gender roles I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week He almost got beat up by a construction worker Class wars in the stree

Episode: #606 Sampler Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas Retail, resale . . . same diff I could sell anything with you Breeding lamp rays Genetically engineered cleaning animals The soapy monkey It just cleans you Could even itch your back Can only teach them limited commands I'm spacing out Mr B Bed bug commercial They freeze them to death Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New You guess Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival And then going to exotic meats Spin the wheel for a discount Negative connotation of resale shopping The Thrift Carnival Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song Then former ice skaters Chain resale thrift on ice Gender roles I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week He almost got beat up by a construction worker Oh! And

Episode: #605 Length: 30:08 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Kris is sick like a mofo New York is in bloom Bacteria exploding everywhere Smearing anti-bacterial gel I could pick my nose with my thumb Possible Viking breeding in my family tree She was like Flo on Alice When did you become Larry David Only a reservation for dinner Why is there a minotaur in the living room? You could have moved to Hong Kong Just don't feel like an adult Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #605 Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kris is sick like a mofo New York is in bloom Bacteria exploding everywhere Smearing anti-bacterial gel I could pick my nose with my thumb Possible Viking breeding in my family tree She was like Flo on Alice When did you become Larry David Only a reservation for dinner Why is there a minotaur in the living room? You could have moved to Hong Kong Just don't feel like an adult Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Episode: #602 Length: 26:07 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The social faux paux Standing on her mink Doddering society women Matching hats and broach Water squirting broach? Broached his depends Getting it on on top of the mink Don't tell your mother He would turn you in I need you to go through the fence I wasn't accomplice size Child labor in this case is a good thing Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag