Boos And Brews Podcast

Whether your rockin’ stretchy and high waisted or hip hugger with holes in the knees, we love that way your butt looks in those pants! So this week we’re putting some ghosts in your gauchos and bringing you Haunted Jeans! Melissa zips up first with the story of the sexy but jerky Jean LeFitte, a pirate with cursed treeeeysure and a foot for a head. Then Vanessa wriggles herself into the tale of Neidpath Castle, where the owners are named like muppets and the ghost throw tantrums like a toddler. Our beers this week are whatever we had in the fridge ‘cause it’s our damn show and we do what we want. Who will win in the battle of hell hounds vs butt lawyers? Listen and find out!

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Drop the top on that convertible, and then take the 405 to the 10 to the 110, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are hitting some of their own hometown haunts with Haunted California! Vanessa hits the wall of fame first with the tale of The Hollywood Knickerbocker, where the dogs have parties and famous residents all seemed to die. Then Melissa puts herself on tape for the story of the Bessie Love House, where the cows are sexy and so is the tabasco. Our beer this week is Claremont Craft Ale’s Jacaranda IPA. Who will win in the battle of suicidal costumers vs breast enhancing chiropractors? Listen and find out!

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Grab a handy flotation device and make sure you have room to muster in the porthole, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are setting sail with more Haunted Boats! Melissa sets up on the starboard with the story of the USS Hornet, who loves having astronauts inside her and served during the turkey holocaust. Then Vanessa takes it in the stern with the tale of the USS Lexington, a boat that refused to die in WWII and is doing her best to keep the war alive on her boat boobs. Our beer this week is Captain Fatty’s Brewery's Calypso Cucumber Sour. Who will win in the battle of an Essex Class Aircraft Carrier vs... well, an Essex Class Aircraft Carrier? Listen and find out!

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Grab your Bermuda shorts and cover your nose and sunscreen, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are visiting the sunshine state for some Haunted Florida! Vanessa works on her base tan first with the tail of The Devil’s Tree, a favorite of serial killers and satanist alike but maybe not the actual devil. Then Melissa checks on her tan lines with the story of the Stranahan House, where a whole family of ghosts is still hanging out, doing various ghostie things. Our beer this week is our last from San Fernando Brewing Company, their Del Valle Mexican Lager. Who will win in the battle of Murder Demons vs Lemon Party City? Listen and find out!

Pull on those long underwear and mount your moose, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are headed to the largest state in the union, Haunted Alaska! Melissa gets frostbite first with the story of the Historic Anchorage Hotel, where they have a ghost book instead of a guest book, and most of those ghosts wanna lick yo titties. Then Vanessa makes a bear friend with the tale of the Dimond Center, a shopping mall with native ghosts and a Dave & Busters. Our beer this week is San Fernando Brewing Company’s Q-Cumber Pale. Who will win in the battle of pervert prospectors vs dire wolves? Listen and find out!

We just cannot get enough of those tasty Lucky Charms, so we’re headed back to the Emerald Isle for more Haunted Ireland! Vanessa tries to pick up a leprechaun with the tale of The Abbey of the Black Hag, ruins that are 100s of years old and have not one but TWO angry lady ghosts. Then Melissa finds a four leaf clover with the story of The Ghost of James Haddock, a fish who loved his son almost as much as he loved justice. Our beer this we

Before we go on a short hiatus of these Bonus Bagans episodes, we decided to do one last adventure with Engineer Bob and the Palomino Club (Las Vegas’ oldest titty bar, with the oldest titties!) and boy howdy does this episode have everything! Screaming hobos! Seasoned nipples! Maximum Saturation! And, of course, horney goblin babies! Raw. Extreme. This is us snapping on Ghost Adventures.

We know we just did some Haunted Oklahoma stories earlier this year, and those were OK (... see what we did there...?) but we loved it so much we just had to do another episode Sooner!! (... no more bad puns, we promise) Melissa is up first with the story of the Stone Lion Inn, where the 8 year olds are heroin addicts and the cocaine grows on trees. Then Vanessa’s decides to tell an actually new story this week with the tale of Fort Washita, with 32 good puppos and one very head-hungry ghost. Our beer this week is the first from our new featured brewery, San Fernando Brewing Company, and it’s their Grapefruits of Wrath IPA. Who will win in the battle of wooden balls vs strangled necks? Listen and find out!

We’ve been missing our weekly ghost adventuring, so this week we’re getting back to basics with Melissa taking us through the S22 gem (or S19, who knows? Time is an Illuminati construct) Cerro Gordo Ghost Town. This episodes got everything! Zak being afraid of thsnakeths, Zak trying to inappropriately interact with the ghost of a child, Zak making fart jokes... oh, and Billy and his rod have some fun with a 200 ft hole and some dead Chinese miners. Raw. Extreme. This is us snapping on Ghost Adventures!

Head on down to the Southern Hemisphere and brush up on your fake Portuguese, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are getting overly caffeinated for Haunted Brazil! Melissa claims some new land first with the story of the legend of Corpo-Seco, or the dry corpse... not to be confused with moist breast tenders. Then Vanessa serves up a new-old tale of the Joelma Building, a building so haunted apparently she wanted to cover it twice! Our beer this week is the last one from Stone Brewing, Wizards and Gargoyles Hazy Coffee IPA, and it’s the best of the bunch! Who will win in the battle of jerky man vs people soup? Listen and find out!

Zak Bagans is a man of many talents... yelling at ghosts, creeping out women, and faking evidence are just a few that pop to mind. But one thing he’s not great at? Interviews! So let’s sit down and watch him fumble thru an episode of Ghost Adventures Colon Artifacts (Double Colon Deadly Possessions). Vanessa gets excited to talk to us about Zak learning about “inspired psycho” Ed Gein (did you know he made a coin purse out of a vagina?) and his entrails cauldron with it’s apparent ability to cause strokes. We also get to learn about The Crying Boy painting, and how Diablo the little boy is making eyes at Zak “since he satten down.” Raw. Extreme. This is us snapping on Ghost Adventures.

Load up that safari Jeep and get ready to bless those rains, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are wildin’ out with some stories from Haunted Africa! Vanessa makes friends with the wildlife first with the tale of The Presidency in Bloemfontein (which she definitely pronounced correctly), a building with many uses and many ghosts, but sadly no laser sharks. Then Melissa mounts up her camel for Egypt and the story of the Baron Empain Palace, an Indian Kama sutra masterpiece built by the founder of the First Belgian Bank of Trains. Our beer this week is F.ear M.ovie L.ions a DIPA from Stone Brewing. Who will win in the battle of totally Normal boobs vs titless statues? Listen and find out!

This quarantine has been going on so long, we ran out of Ghost Adventures episodes! Just kidding... that will never happen! But we did, in true BnB “whatever that means to you” style decided to take a break from our ghost bois and listen to Bob yell about some conspiracy theories. This week we learn the difference between the two types of grays, that ancient Mesopotamians worshiped Marmaduke and the Golden Snitch, and when doing apocalypse math you always, ALWAYS gotta subtract 2 for no moon. BECAUSE THERE IS NO MOON!

Order in the court! This week the BnB crew are getting litigious and doing some stories on Haunted Courthouses! Melissa takes the stand first with the story of the Navajo County Courthouse, the site of the great cheese wars of 1898. Then Vanessa testifies with the tale of the Mitchell Courthouse, where a racist ghost likes to have tantrums about black judges. Our beer this week is Stone Brewing’s Notorious P.O.G. Berliner Weisse with passion fruit, orange, and guava. Who will win in the battle of the crusty bunch vs Dred Scott? Listen and find out!

The best way to see friends these days is outside while physically distancing, and this week our special ghost bois got it half right with a S13 outdoor investigation of Texas’ Goatman’s Bridge. We meet Jay’s wife (A woman?!? On the show?!?), Bill goes on a boat goat patrol, Zak makes a spider friend, and Aaron turns into a big bleeding monkey. Raw. Extreme. This is us snapping on Ghost Adventures!

Grab those tiki torches and stuff your tits into some coconuts, ‘cause this week the BnB crew are getting their feet sandy with some Haunted Polynesia! Vanessa dons her grass skirt first for the tale of the Atauloma Girl’s School in American Samona, where the ghost of a dead king will caress your butt if he doesn’t kill you first. Then Melissa hula’s on over for the story of the Hawaii State Capital, an office building built on the bones of dead children and an old guy’s balls. Our new brewery for the next month is Stone Brewing, and this week we’re tasting their Tiki Escape IPA. Who will win in the battle of a horny king vs a displaced queen? Listen and find out!

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