Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

It's worth actual money to Lex to get a speaker the kids can't destroy.

Lex gets a folding exercise bike for free, leading him to explain the phenomenon that was Flow Society shorts.

On a rare day NOT riding the bus home from work, Lex makes sure the thrift store and free random garage stuff are on his way home.

Oh, you know.  Just a story about Lex getting as well as selling a garden fork and nothing more.

On his way to getting shredded abs, Lex cycles through several ab machines.

Terry imbues in Lex much Sturm und Drang over a grandfather clock.

After finding some fuzzies at a thrift store, Lex is very happy with his free gumball machine.

After making things awkward at White Castle, Lex sells 179 corks.

Lex uses profits from the sale of a huge M&M to pay for a Washington Wizards shirt.

Lex find accidently finds a great handyman when trying to give away broken coin sorters.

After getting a free flat screen TV, and then another one, and then another one, Lex is relieved people don’t box up racoons for the fun of it.

Lex tries to sell a washer and dryer without the assistance of movers and financiers. 

After getting a cherry TV cabinet for free, Lex tries to get home on as many 4 lane roads as possible.

After getting a rolling shelf, Lexis declines to deliver to a place NOT close to a donut shoppe.

Lex's dream of mastering the unicycle are dashed when he is instead given a bag of sand.

After freezing and climbing through a Volkswagen, Lex assembles a platform bed.

After taking his share of Nestea plunges, Lex (and his wife) have an observed New Year's Day miracle.

After selling a dresser in 30 minutes, Lex feels guilty about what accidental misleading occurred.

After getting a tablet for nearly $100 less than asking price, Lex worries that something has happened to the seller of an iPad stand.

After getting a leather loveseat for free and sitting on it during his garage sale, Lex tries his hardest to give it away.