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Zak and Certus talk about getting detained indefinitely, how we can use 5G to control the weather, accidental progress, alternative holiday drinks, trying to be good at useless skills, why we should be in charge of all logo design, and a bag of milk nuts. 3.4 Oz – MentalFloss Cats Can Have a Little Salami … Continue reading Meteorologically Disastrous Federation

Zak and Certus talk about the Man, Zak’s Lackbook Pro, Certus’ linen-based internet, our quarterly earnings, our plans to break the winter, how to set up Zak’s new computer, and finals. MacBook Pro – Apple Smarter Than Most Dux Plus Duo Semester Review Zak’s Notes Compiler – Wikipedia Compiler Notes Winter Break Rust Programming Language … Continue reading Frustratingly Optimized Dotfiles

Zak and Certus talk about the answers that lie in the stars, bottling things, Zak’s new computer that is really close to existing, Zak’s hot take regarding highlighting, turning the cows happy with VR, the weird things that we do when we’re stressed, what even is a document, and a PSA.   Biopower – Wikipedia … Continue reading Happily Highlighted PepsiCo

Zak and Certus talk about programmer stuff (might want to skip this bit), the glorious button future, how we can’t talk to each other, Zak’s potential new computer, password bureaucracies, humbly bundled movies, doctor shops, and quiet panics.   Fun Computer Stuff Metal OpenGL Metal Off-by-one Marktext – github TypeScript Bitwise Shift Operator – Wikipedia … Continue reading Dangerously Metallic Port

Zak and Certus talk about hard to drive laptop stands, Zak ruining milk for everyone, what is ‘basic’, allergy inducing alternative milks, how Ring did nothing wrong, the very nature of art, the crazy things that we do, and a pretty and frustrating way to type.   Milk The New Barn Barista Almond Milk Banana … Continue reading Softly Spoken Bananamilk

Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s laptop- now with a built in metronome, Certus getting haecked, Uber: Pedestrian+, LisPL, the 7 habits of highly woke podcasters, and the inevitable complete reduction of privacy.   Computer Untitled Goose Game is Work – The Atlantic Purism Digital Chickens Noodlesoft Hazel Robots Starship Technologies robots Free carryout insurance … Continue reading Definitely Undelivered Burritos

Zak and Certus talk about whether Zak’s new lifestyle is right for him, Zak’s melting computer, canceling backpacks, whether the government should use blockchain (no), and the final book club for Fall; or, Dodge in Hell.   Culture Fit Assessments – Berke Which “Friends” Character Are You? – Buzzfeed Which NYC Borough Are You? – … Continue reading Satisfyingly Burnt Assessments

Zak and Certus talk about SO robots, the moral of the journal, fancy art cities, where our venus lies, tactical grocery bags, and what it cannot do.   Theme System Journal TWSBI Eco Mini Retro 51 Schmidt refill – Amazon Rhodia Mouse Pad Certus’s Felt Tips Bated Breath – Grammarist Morning Ritual Madison Bus App … Continue reading Rationally Natal Germs

Zak and Certus talk about the only acceptable almond milk, washing your SMS, joyful rituals, Certus’ truck cabin, creamy information spread, stripe-corn, and whether or not we live in a simulation.   The Almond Milk Kafkaesque – Merriam Webster Themes Classification of Demons – Wikipedia Leonard (Demon) – Wikipedia Satanic Rituals – Amazon The House … Continue reading Quarterly Tabulated Geomancy

Zak and Certus talk about civic rendezvous, semesterly dark mode, the National Blockchain Association, stretching our spam filters, and why death could be okay.   Tracking Methods Tile What3words Themes Omnifocus Getting Things Done 80/20 rule in computing – Wikipedia George Orwell – Wikipedia The Checklist Manifesto Fabulous: Self Care – Google Play Dairy Alternative … Continue reading Oatly Orwellian Wheels

Zak and Certus talk about all the things that we don’t know about school, trying to eat less cheese, side effects, and the true meaning of hell.   The Semester Cookbook Numbers Voodoo – Slate Who Pays For Roads? – U.S. Public Interest Group Naked Economics – IndieBound Internet Mattress Sous Vide – Wikipedia Hydraulic … Continue reading Nonsensically Apocalyptic Angels

Zak and Certus talk about crypto-food, what it even means to have goals… man, tap to trial, and the inevitability that Certus misunderstands the question.   Loss – Know Your Meme Walmart Blockchain – TechCrunch IBM Food Trust Smart contract – Wikipedia (noted for unreadability but still the best I could find) Ethereum 2-year Goals … Continue reading Fictitiously Trustworthy Goal

Zak and Certus talk about voting to have a popular vote, slamming zines with the bros, infinite laundry, a bunch of garbage, and what Hell will be like for Richard.   National Popular Vote Interstate Compact – Wikipedia Cartogram – Wikipedia Zine – Wikipedia Whole Earth Catalog – Wikipedia Zinepop! NODE Zine Cool San Francisco … Continue reading Popularly Slammed Zine

Zak and Certus talk about how we trend to go lo, definitely not a review of milk — no way, myspace currency, boring stuff, and a revived book club.   LogoLounge 2019 Trend Report Phox Band – Twitter 365 Days of Cacti – Instagram Malk Box Milk – The New Barn Blog Boxed Water is … Continue reading Oligarchically Boxed Logos

Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s super radical beliefs about gas taxes and time tracking, the 2019th WWDC, Iceland’s inability to let go, and trying to be bored.   Gas Tax Oil Crisis – Wikipedia Basic Income – Wikipedia The War on Cars podcast Conversation on Liberalism (Ezra Klein Show on Player.fm) Exxon Careers Remaining … Continue reading Linguistically Innovative Oil

Zak and Certus talk about the longest cold open of all time, more button futures, and about trials, briefly.   Coffee Allocation The exact amount of happiness you can derive from coffee The exact amount of enjoyment you can derive from Stardew Valley Merlin Mann discusses Power Puttering – 5by5 Myke Hurley talks about his … Continue reading Exactly Charmed Tamagotchi

Zak and Certus talk about a scheduled time for play, Certus’ strong opinions on buttons, how we store memories, another gosh darn PHP warning, and naps.   Playdate console Panic Software List of Top Level Domains – Wikipedia Railway Adventures – Thomas the Tank Engine fan wiki Railway Adventures Hardware – YouTube Teenage Engineering World’s … Continue reading Futuristically Squishy Buttons

Zak and Certus talk about Certus’ actuary friend, why Zak thinks Google is doomed, what Zak thinks the reasons are for the dooming, someone else who agrees with Zak, and the Summer of Trials.   Incentives Accountability Buddy – Forbes Scientific Method – Wikipedia Google IO Google Polymer WWDC Tech Monopolies Here’s how we break … Continue reading Imaginably Monopolistic Socials

Zak and Certus talk about Hooke’s law of attire, brutalism in the sun, Zak being more flexible, Certus’ stress relief, a follow up on clock watching, and a cursory look at habit forming for Certus.   Spring Impluvium – Wikipedia Zip-off Pants – Amazon Zak’s Pens Fire & Ice – Goulet Pens Noodler’s Creaper Ink … Continue reading Philosophically Discordant Weather

Zak and Certus talk about a keyboard no one can type on, what isn’t wrong with Certus’ arm, the pens that Zak doesn’t have, the semesterly themes that they didn’t stick to, politics that no one cares about, instructions that no one reads, and a game that gives us the freedom to not play it … Continue reading Secretly Trying Disks