Dome And Bedlam

Hello, and welcome to a very special episode of Dome and Bedlam. When D&B got started we had a half-joking dream of someday using the platform as a mechanism for doing some kind, any kind of good. After three years, many long breaks, lots and LOTS of bad jokes and good beer that dream became a reality. David, Scott, and Nathan spent two hours in the Masonry Fremont, participating in the Major League All-Stouts fundraiser in front of a crowd braving awkward site angles and a hot summer rainstorm. All for three dummies with a podcast, and the very worthy cause of raising money for Seattle Children's Hospital. This track is the first half of our show, with the introductory segment, and Ryan Divish of the Seattle Times joining us to talk Mariners, and threaten us with physical violence. It was a lot of fun. IF YOU WOULD STILL LIKE TO DONATE YOU CAN https://giveto.seattlechildrens.org/give Thank you. Thank you for giving, thank you for coming, thank you for supporting three idiots with a dream. We love yo

Live Show First: Tuesday, 7/9 The Masonry Fremont Major League All-Stouts Silent Auction $1 off every pour, and all proceeds from silent auction go to Seattle Children's Hospital Show starts at 5 PM The rest of this show we talked about the Mariners and how it's fun that they have some positive player development but, at present, the idea of a true competitor is still hard to get excited about beyond a dream. Sorry! (Music Credits: Say Anything, James Bay)

The podcast you're embarrassed to tell your friends you listen to has returned! David, Scott, & Nathan have a good, heartfelt talk about how taking the 20,000 foot view may reveal an organization doing many of the things we've been yelling at them to do for YEARS! Additionally Nathan does a 40-grade Perd Hapley, David turns into a sultry crooner, and Scott asks Jerry Dipoto to, for once his in his life, cut the crap. DON'T FORGET JULY 9th MASONRY IN FREMONT! MAJOR LEAGUE ALL-STOUTS. Rare, dark beer, live podcast, charity auction, all proceeds going to Seattle Children's Hospital. Can't wait to see you there! (Music Credits: AWOLNATION, Unknown Mortal Orchestra)

WOW it has been a hot minute sorry about that. The Spring social calendar, an internet outage, and just a dash of surgery kept us shelved a bit longer than we'd like but we are back and here to tell you: Do not watch the Seattle Mariners. Or do! This is your life and no one can stop you. Either way, in this episode you can listen to David, Scott & Nathan talk about the season's collapse, the state of the Mariners farm, the idea of already conceding defeat in 2021, and a whole lot more. ALSO, big show announcement at the beginning of the show. Plz listen and mark the calendar. (Music Credits: Rage Against the Machine, Simple Plan)

PODCAST BUSINESS - We know we joke around a lot with 100% sincerity we are PUMPED to announce this episode of Dome and Bedlam is brought to you by our friends at the Red Hook Brew Lab. END OF PODCAST BUSINESS - Here we have some predictions on who the Seattle Seahawks will draft, and a lengthy discussion on the following: -Felix Hernandez is sexy again Y/N? -Draft picks are valuable in baseball? Since when? -Marco Gonzales you are nice please strike out one (1) hitter -Omar Narvaez learned how to catch the 30-foot pitcher and is now Neat And other various topics. You all know the drill at this point. Please rate, subscribe, and tell your friends or, better yet, your enemies. (Music credits: Sean Paul, American Football, The Fine People of Philadelphia)

Hey it's another episode of the internet's fourth-most Mariners-tinged, all male podcast! David, Nathan & Scott breakdown the team's improbably 13-5 start, how it impacts (or doesn't) preseason expectations, whether they should trade Jay Bruce and Edwin Encarnacion, what exactly is a "Brandon Brennan", and a slew of other, oddly topical and insightful subjects. We also try to figure out how many clothes you can wear in order to be technically still "streaking". We figure you, the audience very specifically for this show, will know more about that than we will. Thanks as always for listening! (Music Credits: Atlas Bound, Hostage Call, Rick Rizzs)

Let's talk baseball! The Mariners are 5-1 y'all and that makes absolutely no earthly sense to man nor beast. David, Scott, and Nathan talk about whether expectations are revised after the hot start, who looks real, who looks fake, and why the Mariners should extend Tim Beckham immediately. There's also chit chat and commentary on the rest of the league, and request to God to UNBAN us please, and other shenanigans. Thanks so much for listening, it really means the world to us. (Music credits: Cardi B., Gatsby's American Dream)

Holy forking shirt we are back at it folks! After an episode off we are back at it again with the awesome guests. This episode David, Scott, and Nathan are joined by 710 ESPN's Shannon Drayer, who has been covering the team for a number of years close listeners and basic mathematicians will figure out on their own. Shannon talks spring, trumpets, Jeremy Reed Redemption, and laments the State of Felix. She also pretends to hang up on us, which we richly deserve. We sure are thankful to her for joining us, and to you for continuing to listen to.....whatever it is this is. Feel free to rate and subscribe on iTunes, where we humbly request you leave us either a five or two star review. Thanks again! (Music Credits: Peter Gabriel, The University of Washington Marching Band, Maggie Rogers)

Now let's be honest here you fine people we have been working HARD recently. We've been 1) RECORDING regularly 2) Having GOOD guests with interesting insight and perspective 3) Not swearing very much. Agreed? In these divisive times can we at least agree on these three points??? Ok, cool. We appreciate it because we threw that all out the window with this episode and recorded 75 minutes of TAEKS. The next episode will probably have baseball, and that is fine. But for now Spring Training is too new, and our jackassery too long caged, so you get our opinion on your ATROCIOUS airport behavior,,,,,thanks (Musical credits: Weezer, AMERICA, Drama)

Every ragamuffin, half bit, jalopy-ass enterprise needs a patron; someone to advocate or at least tolerate the nonsense of the lower parts of society, and give their meager lives some illusion of meaning and grander. Our silly show found our patron years ago in Mariners play by play announcer Aaron Goldsmith. Aaron joins us for another 90+ minutes of baseball talk, Husky Basketball (?), large quantities of roasting, and #dadchat. We are so, so grateful to him for putting up with us, now and always. Please enjoy us doing what we do best, which is nothing. (Music credits: Macklemore, Sade, Cardinox)

Folks it's a hot one, and we've got two hours of piping hot content for your ears. David and Nathan got up early on a SUNDAY to record with this week's guest, joining us all the way from the catacombs of the American Library in Paris, France: podcaster, New York Times Bestselling Author, and Howard Schultz Political Platform Opposer Mike Duncan. Please listen on as the three of us (no Scott, he had to see about a sazerac and says he "doesn't believe in history")launch into a comprehensive drafting of our all-time Mariner teams. Does one team end up with A-Rod, Griffey, and Beltre? Yes. Is it somehow still probably the worst of the three teams? Also yes. We are hugely grateful to Mike for his time. Anyone interested in history should check out his ongoing Revolutions Podcast and/or his past project - The History of Rome. His book "The Storm Before the Storm - The Beginning of the End of the Roman Republic" is available at all major booksellers in hardback, and paperback. Music credits - Naughty By Nat

Well you all asked for guests and WOW did our guest deliver. Ryan Divish of the Seattle Times joins us for a dirty dalliance with the Mariners of yesteryear, today, and tomorrow. Want to know who Ryan disliked back in the Day? Ever wondered about Dustin Ackley's reading habits? What about Padres' GM A.J. Preller's jump shot? This and so, so, so much more. We've cut this one down into TWO digestible chunks for you, each about fifty minutes long. A huge thanks to Ryan for his time, humor, and good-nature in our nonsense. We'd be remiss if we didn't make sure to thank our sponsor The Tourism Board of Bozeman, MT. Bozeman: Say, I wonder what's out there. Music Credits: Hayes Carll, The Avett Brothers, Rocky Votolato

You have invited Episode 25 of the Dome and Bedlam audio podcast into your ear house. What happens next is not our fault, but yours. You put a rabid honey badger in the linen store, there's gonna be a mess. 0:00 - 40:00 Breaking down the last month of Mariner news - The Santana/Encarnacion acquisitions, Kikuchi's signing changing the tenor of the offseason, reasons to spend now and minimize the rebuild time, and how to split your brain into rooting for the players, when the organization is so difficult to cheer for. 41:00-1:08:00 TWITTER Q&A! Mariners has A-gap blitzers, French Dip Vs. Pulled Pork, Scott Servais replacements, Coug slander, etc. SPECIAL THANKS to our friends at Breyers for sponsoring this week's episode. Musical Credits: Motion City Soundtrack, Harlem Shakes, Barns Courtney

All it took was maybe the most completely disastrous three months in the history of the Mariners' franchise to summon us from our blissful slumber! Here are the things discussed in this episode -The Mariners, now hear us out, are bad -Jerry Dipoto is Dutch van der Linde -The rebuild is good but also not good because it's only good if you do it good, so do it good -Definitive scarf takes -Something called a "Tie Bar"? -YOUR Q&A -The Mariners are bad

Hi and/or hello you to, dear listener! Dome and Bedlam has returned from a (for us) brief hiatus to pronounce the death of the 2018 Seattle Mariners. Now, wait, hear us out, we swear this isn't more mindless complaining. In fact one of us wasn't even drinking during this recording (see if you can spot which one!). Scott, David, and Nathan talk about how the Mariners got here, the challenge of the future, and the frustrating mediocrity at the very core of this franchise's DNA. (Music credits: Kanye West, Ryan Adams)

THE DOME IS BACK IN TOWN. Nathan, Scott, and David all assemble for a special ALMOST LIVE! episode from Branchwater in Seattle. The Mariners had a big lead in the Wild Card race and now they do not, so discussions are had. Also, Scott Servais, Felix, and what the fuck is happening, question mark. A completely off-the-rails discussion of MLB realignment, your Twitter Q&A, and a most likely false promise to return in two to three weeks. Please enjoy and forgive the background noise, we did our best, which is almost always half-assed. (Music credits: Mom Jeans, Baroness, Bayside)

0:00-44:00 DAVID had to go WORK by pouring his BEER at a LOCAL WATERING HOLE so it's just Scott and Nathan. The duo talk the Robinson Cano suspension/injury, Dee Gordon returning to second base, the Mariners fun first forty games, and more. BONUS, we think you'll be surprised by the off brand positive tone. 45:00-57:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the debut of Hunkfilm Inc. We are not sorry, and incapable of shame. (Music Credits - The Starting Line, Cloud Cult, Turnstile)

Wow after running an exhaustive guest appearance circut the boys, finally, are back in town. Nathan, David, and Scott break down the Mariners first week. We are here to praise Mitch Haniger and Robinson Cano, but also yowza Ichiro is the DH. MORE IMPORTANTLY we welcome a prestigious guest. The Czar of Badness, Baron Von S-Curve, DJ Twerk Life Balance himself, the Social God Scott George. Please enjoy this high brow discussion of baseball, self-checkouts, and Daniel Vogelbach Sandwiches. (Music Credits: Three 6 Mafia, The Lollipop Guild, Turnover)

Let's catch up on injuries! Between last week and this, the Mariners have lost 3-4 players to injury including their presumptive fourth starter, and their star second baseman and designated hitter. This, this is not good! David, Scott, and Nathan talk about that, the free agent market finally shaking out a bit, and try to figure out what's worse: Offering Jon Jay a three-year contract, choosing a 44-year old Ichiro over Jon Jay, or having a need for Jon Jay in the first place? Additionally, we answer your questions, including trying to get to the bottom of the TRIDENT CURSE. (Musical credits: Howard Ashman, Teenage Wrist)

THE MARINERS ARE SIGNING ICHIRO! Yeah, uh, well that's not a great idea. Nathan, David, and Scott convene for an emergency broadcast to collectively roll eyes, talk about what this could portend for Jerry Dipoto, reminisce a bit, and come up with a few #fun #facts. Want to feel great about Ichiro coming back? Awesome, by all means do so and have a great time. To a certain extent, that's our plan too. But bringing back a 44-year old outfielder when Jon Jay gets 1 year 3 million dollars makes it pretty clear where the scales are balanced for Mariner ownership. What a pity. (Music credits: Ben Gibbard, some other random thing I found on YouTube)