I Only Like You

Lonnie was inadvertently hit by a water pistol and Senaai was ordered to kiss him by a little girl - needless to see it's been a big week. Edward Snowden and Louis Theroux probably had big weeks as well, considering they've been involved in some pretty great movies. Turns out the government spying on you is bad and antagonising Scientology is good bloody drama. Who knew? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie gets a few stories off his chest about a very strange coach terminal, while Senaai's height yet again causes her to not be able to see something, this time Brisbane's Riverfire, which wasn't really worth it anyway. And we both agree Woody Allen's latest film, Cafe Society, is one of his best. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Another look at the upcoming Byron Bay Film Festival, this time at some excellent home grown (pun intended) documentaries. Lonnie and Senaai do their street cred no good by revealing they know nothing about drugs and also look back at one of the most ridiculous court cases about one of the best Australian songs. The festival program is now available at http://bbff.com.au/ - get along to Byron Bay October 14-23 or Senaai will cry. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie bitterly recounts a story about some stupid (presumably) first year university students who brought hot chips into a computer room while Senaai gushes over her new favourite movie, The Secret Life Of Pets. They are both confused about how and why Kevin Hart became so popular and Sam makes a surprise appearance. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In another very special episode, Lonnie and Senaai review some more spectacular short films from the Byron Bay Film Festival. Please don't break our hearts by not attending. Details here: bbff.com.au. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In a very special episode, Senaai and Lonnie forgo complaining about the world to preview some exciting new short films from the Byron Bay Film Festival. The 2016 festival runs from October 14-23 and if you want to be considered a "cool cat" who is "down with the kids" like Lonnie so obviously is, you have to get along. Details here: http://bbff.com.au/Over the next few weeks we'll be previewing a selection of films from the festival as well as keeping up with regular episodes. Don't worry, we'll be extra grumpy next week so you can still get your fix. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie encounters a bus driver with selectively bad attitude while Senaai deals with a purposefully bitchy Centrelink automated response. Unfortunately the new David Brent movie isn't that great and Lonnie reveals his love for Steve Merchant. Don't worry Corey, you're still my favourite. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai try to talk about the social contract but end up just talking about how people should live with their mistakes and how all babies should sign documents as soon as they're born. They also spend way too much time discussing their new imaginary friend, Bob, and review "Tickled" but don't say anything about it. It's better this way. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai grumbles and whines about those idiots who can’t take five minutes to concentrate on their order while Lonnie has a hilarious story about giving his real name at a fast food place. They also review the surprisingly brilliant “Paper Towns” based on the book by Senaai’s celebrity crush, John Green. Lonnie’s celebrity crush, Corey Oates, has yet to write a book but he’s sure if and when he does, it’ll be much better than anything John could ever dream of. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie and Senaai tackle the stupid questions people throw at them daily; Lonnie would especially like it known that he is not now, nor has he ever been, in charge of the university timetable. And they review the 2013 film "Palo Alto" which they both kind of liked but both kind of didn't. Contact us at slpodcasting@gmail.com or don't whatever. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie have had enough of rule breakers and they don't care who knows it. And they have plenty of problems with "Suicide Squad" and not all of them are Harley (although most of them are). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie finally unleashes his full and unrepentant rage at the most unlikely of subjects - choc top ice creams from the cinema. It gets brutal. And Senaai is more than a little upset at the new entry in her favourite action movie franchise, the adequate but unnecessary "Jason Bourne". We get right in there discussing the plot and everything so don't listen if you don't want to know what happens. And don't buy choc tops. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie can't nail down one thing they hate this week so they complain about all sorts of things including Cheryl, fire drills, meeting new people, money and the new Harry Potter book. They also review the new Star Trek movie and get sidetracked by race and gender issues. Pretty clever right? We talk about a few general plot details but don't spoil the whole movie or anything.Our email is slpodcasting@gmail.com if you want to get in touch. Or don't, we don't mind. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week Lonnie and Senaai manage to be annoyed by both Pokemon Go and people who are annoyed by Pokemon Go. They also review the startling good "Me Before You". No spoilers but we do talk about the ending of the film in vague terms so if you're wary, skip it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Crowds. Nobody likes them. But why can't people walk properly? Lonnie and Senaai have no idea. They also review "Swiss Army Man", where Daniel Radcliffe plays a farting corpse. Or as Senaai likes to say, a fluffing corpse. (We couldn't talk about the movie without discussing plot points. Spoiler alert) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie get riled up about Brexit and question whether people really were waiting for "Finding Dory". (This was recorded just after the Brexit result was announced, so we didn't talk about the crazy aftermath) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Lonnie dragged Senaai to the State of Origin, which they both loved despite some annoying people, and they both dragged each other to the new Independence Day movie, which they both enjoyed, even though it's a bit silly. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie talk about all the problems in the world right now; try to figure out why old people are so weird; complain about a nosy neighbour probably named Cheryl; and review the terrific "Everybody Wants Some!!" by one of their favourite directors Richard Linklater. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie talk about people with communication problems (definitely never them); complain about internet service providers and leaky taps; and review the amazing "Hunt For The Wilderpeople" while marvelling at everything Rhys Darby does. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Senaai and Lonnie discuss annoyingly overly friendly people, reminisce about a lovely (probably deceased) old man named Ian and review the pretty okay "Money Monster". See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.