Box Office Pulp | Film Analysis, Movie Retrospectives, Commentary Tracks, Comedy, And More

Dear, loyal, trusted, passionate listener, we are going to ask you this... just... once... DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!? DID YOU!? Sorry, sorry. We shouldn't have come at you so aggressively, but the thing is, we're just so darn excited! Our special Potterific BOP 'n A Movie trek into Diagon Alley continues, and we've officially reached adolescence! Which means... THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT! The last full on whimsical time for our spectacled hero, as the series reaches maturity with a film that takes us both to the most joyous of heights the series is capable of, but also to the darkest of left turns, where, in the words of Hermoine... nothing will ever be the same again. So, roll up your sleeves and check your Death Eater tattoos, folks, because it's time for an audio commentary! And this port key takes us straight to -- HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE!P.S. The bird bites. If you'd like to avoid that, download the commentary here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPo

Blade... prepared for your franchise to burn out in supremely lackluster fashion? No? Well, too bad there, buddy! The time has come to complete our look-back on the highly influential and ass-kicking BLADE series, and what better way to end a series than with the least influential and ass-kicking entry possible! Yup, folks, we're delving into a tale of on-set meltdowns, sticky notes, bikers, lawsuits, and the secret origin of Deadpool, all to perhaps find out how, in La Magra's name, BLADE TRINITY came to pass. Turn up your mid-2000s iPod for this one, because our fangs are also located in our vaginas.Avoid any Vampire Pomeranian's by downloading the episode now!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

Turn this podcast to page 394. And while you do that, we'll be turning back time to 2004, to the third year of Hogwarts, as BOP 'n A Movie solemnly swears to provide an audio commentary for Alfonso Alfonso Cuarón's whimsical and spooky artistic achievement: HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN! Our deep dive into the tale of The Boy Who Lived arrives at the departing of Chris Columbus as Director. But, as you know, happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light... or, in this case, hire the guy who made Yu Tu Mama Tambien to take the reigns. Appreciate the balls of this in context, folks. And boy, did it pay off! What Cuarón did both changed the series forever, and paved the way for studios to think outside their box. So, summon your trusty Patronus, ward off those Dementors, and stay the hell away from Buckbeak... he's very flinchy.Manage your Mischief by downloading the commentary here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/T

You have no idea what podcast you are [messing] with! If that censored for TV version of a badass one-liner didn't tip you off, we're continuing our trip down bloody memory lane with our BLADE series retrospective, and we've reached the main course: Guillermo Del Toro's BLADE 2! In which, this time, our fave Daywalker must team-up with Ron Perlman and his cool vampire buddies to stop some vagina mouthed mutant bloodsuckers. There's other vagina stuff, too. Also, things in jars. Lots of things in jars. All the Del Toro staples are here, folks! Plus, Norman Reedus! So, how has the character of Blade evolved between entries? What makes Nomak one of the best villains in comic filmdom? Why isn't the fact Donnie Yen was totally a vampire ninja once brought up more!? The BOP Crew is here to answer these questions the Del Toro way -- with a graphic autopsy!Join The Bloodpack by downloading the episode here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTu

If you folks would look under your seats, you'll notice that we gave you all socks! You're now as free as Dobby! And hopefully less challenged. BOP 'n A Movie's Wizarding World Tour continues with the second year at Hogwart's, and the series first dark turn, in our audio commentary examination of Chris Colombus' HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. The film that took the building blocks of the first and perfected it, representing why Colombus' contributions are sorely unappreciated. So, hop in your magic flying god damn car and join us at the BOP Drive-In! We guarantee there are no giant spiders. Giant snakes on the other hand...Reveal your full name spells out I Am Lord Voldermort by downloading the commentary now!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

Some podcasts are always trying to ice skate uphill. But, thanks to SPF9000, the BOP Crew can Walk like a Daywalker to sink their fangs into all things BLADE! On this anniversary year for the Marvel movie that started it all, we're taking a look back at how a niche' goggle sporting Tomb of Dracula character became the baddest mother fu*ker on the planet. All the strengths of the action-horror genre, none of the weaknesses! Beginning with the time the writer of David Hasselhoff's Nick Fury TV movie and an untested British director teamed with that guy from Major League to burst the jugular vein of cinema, with 1998's BLADE.Want to be a Naughty Vampire God? Download the episode here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

Don't let that snippy little Sorting Hat give you lip as to where you do or do not belong, and instead bypass it to come stay at the only House that matters -- BOP House! Where, leading up to the release of the next Fantastic Beasts entry, BOP 'n A Movie is taking off in the Hogwart's Express to provide audio commentaries for each of the Harry Potter films, looking at the series artistry and evolution, from the first to the final! So, join us as we take our first step into the Wizarding World with Chris Columbus' now childhood classic, HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE! Or Philosopher's Stone if you're not a dumb American like us.Download the commentary here! We don't have any hidden snake-men on the back of our heads, promise.Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

The lambs have downloaded the podcast. Let them affix their earbuds and cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignoran-- wait, this description is for public consumption, isn't it? Oh man, I don't know who's reading this. I gotta be more careful. Anyways, if you haven't gathered by that super hilarious bit of parody, The Crew is FINALLY appeasing the Ancient Ones by assuming their stereotypes of The Athlete, The Scholar, The Virgi-- oh, let's face it, we're all The Fool. Either way, the stage is set to wax poetically about Drew Goddard's THE CABIN IN THE WOODS! And to really get into the meat of this meta-horror masterpiece, we've invited Friend of BOP, journalist, author, wrestler, advocate, space scientist adventurer (might have made that last one up), and our very own Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain: Carter Lee!Dream of death by Merman by downloading the episode now!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple

A podcaster who hates his podcast. A hidden cameo, and tangents not forecast. Click the link, ignore our past, and this episode of BOP will be yours at last! As you can tell by CGI Cody feeding you wizard riddles, The Crew is logging on to The Oasis to talk Steven Spielberg's ode to pop culture - READY PLAYER ONE! We dig into the film's surprisingly nuanced approach to nostalgia, compare Ernest Cline's book to Zak Penn's nearly unrecognizable script, debate whether Wade Watts is a nice guy or a "Nice Guy", and remind ourselves periodically that, yes, Steven Spielberg directed scenes with THOSE characters.Slide your VR headset on and click here to downloa-- Wha... IT'S F**KING CHUCKY!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

The most PROVOCATIVE episode from the most PROVOCATIVE of podcasters, about the most PROVOCATIVE movie by the most PROVOCATIVE  of directors, guest star-- we should probably cut out the provocative thing and do this straight, right? Okay. Unlike Jennifer Lawrence's rotten luck with her house guests, we aren't tormented by guest co-host Adam Avitable, whom The BOP Crew welcomes into the fold for some much needed help in discussing Darren Aronofsky's downright nihilistic damning of pretty much everything: mother! Will we find the words to describe what the hell this thing is and why we love it? Gulp down some mysterious yellow liquid and join us, why don't you?Poke the bloody gaping floor wound by downloading now!You can find Adam on Twitter @AvitableAnd his podcast Dating Kinda SucksFind us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&

Leave your bright and sunny universe behind and take a step into a Da-- oh, sorry, as I was typing that, that entire initiative was cancelled. ANYWAYS, you may no longer be able to wander the secretive halls of Prodigium again anytime soon, but you can wander the halls of Cody's Memory Palace! Come inside, kiddies, for a new installment of Taaaaales Froooom The BOOOOOOOP! In which films not on the "must see!" spectrum are retold to you by one of our illustrious Crew members, who took the plunge into movie muck so you don't have to! This time, Cody recounts, like an exposition spewing Doc Jekyll, that time a major studio buried themselves alive like so many Imhotep's by placing their Cinematic Universe hopes in the hands of a crazy, running in place Scientologist. Prepare for a world of God's, Monsters, perplexing plot turns, Tom Cruise being an asshole, and a Pyramid's worth of over-done flashbacks. It's the first and only Dark Universe entry -- THE MUMMY!Mummies alive! Avoid getting cursed by downloading the

Hiya guys, I'm Han Solo, and this is a podcast all about my very first adventure in outer space! Wow! It might be my first week as a smuggler, but I can tell I'm in good hands with the Box Office Pulp Crew. They told me they're gonna brag all about my best friend Chewbacca, and all the decisions Mr. Howard made when he was putting this wacky gang of ours together, and even about my new bud Lando and his wife! She's a really nice lady and also a robot, and that's a-okay with me, not like she's taking a job *I* want. Ha ha ha, I'm just kidding ya. If the rest of my career goes this wizard, they're gonna have to start calling me Han BUDDIES! I have a good feeling about this.Tell me the odds by downloading here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

Now, you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darlings. Unfortunately for us, and to a degree, unfortunately for you, as well, we dreamed big. Way, way too big. Welcome to the third level down. The grand experiment in Inception commentating continues, in which we annually provide commentary for the previous year's commentary. My head is spinning. This year, Saito has bled out, but we soldier on without him... and Cody's brought alcohol. So, for once, having to commentary a commentary is the least troublesome thing we must endure. In what might be BOP's most surreal recording yet, the Crew descends into madness and self-reflection as they have nothing left to talk about in regards to the film Inception, but are, for some reason, still doing this stupid tradition just for the joke of it. We're so sorry. But never say we haven't shed blood for our listeners.Lay your head down onto the train tracks of your mind in an effort to wake from this hideous dream by downloading the commentary here! Find us on Face

Dread it. Run from it. This episode still arrives. The BOP Crew have used the Eye of Agamotto to view 300,605 versions of this episode. We stay on topic for exactly... one. Good news! That's the one we're releasing, so you get all the spoilers, all the tears, and all the insane theories! What has this grand experiment in cinematic storytelling wrought? Mostly praise for how enthralling and filled with pathos THANOS of all characters is, but also a look into how the Russo Brothers pulled off the hat trick of living up to hype and showing off what the MCU is capable of with ten years behind it. After the Malekith's, Killian's, and Yellow Jacket's of the world, is it really a villain's story that becomes the perfect summation of the MCU thus far? It's AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR time, folks!Not feeling so good? Download the episode now to hopefully still exist tomorrow! Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podc

The BOP Crew wants you folks to CUT IT! But if you've somehow managed to not read from a cursed book bound in human flesh and become possessed, then you're definitely ready to join us in this sojourn into the woods for this extra special BOP 'n A Movie feature commentary! Why so extra special, you ask? Because we find ourselves celebrating the five year anniversary of Fede Alvarez's supremely underrated EVIL DEAD remake! Entwined within this audio recorded in human blood, we delve into the aftermath of it's release, the abandoned franchise plans - including the crossover with Ash himself! - and the overlooked and hefty sub-textual themes of drug abuse, addiction, and self-destruction this film carries with it! Evil Dead deserves your respect, and if you don't give it, Mia WILL probably shove a chainsaw in your face.Demonstrate your demon tree safety precautions by downloading here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itune

Do you think this is the only movie podcast in the world? You've downloaded part of a bigger universe... you just don't know it yet. Unrelated to those ominous words, this episode sees The Crew taking a look at Hollywood's current obsession with the shared cinematic universe. Why does Marvel have such a monopoly on the concept, and what essential part of the equation are studios missing? What can be gained from such a complicated endeavor, and how have creators pulled off such feats in the past? And for God's sake, will Cody ever get over The Mummy? No. No, he will not. It's The Mummy.Connect the dots by downloading here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

This episode is a rumor, recognizable only as another boring movie podcast, and dismissed just as quickly. It doesn't exist, it was never even recorded. Movie analysis is its name. Cinema its native tongue. We are above Itunes. Over it. Beyond it. We are madness. We are moxie. We are Box Office Pulp. ... but yeah, here's an episode on Men In Black where we talk about how important this was to a generation of audiences, marvel at just how unique it is in the pantheon of comic book movies, debate what could be done with the upcoming reboot, and Cody sings a nice song about men!These download links are three for a dollar! Sir!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

A lot of podcasts promise you entertainment, but only Box Office Pulp delivers protection from infection! In an all-new Mini-BOP, the crew takes a look at Ben Wheatley's 2017 Action-Thriller-Noir-Sitcom Free Fire, an unrestrained clusterf*** in the best possible way. Join us as we discuss its deft juggling of tones, Wheatley's increasingly impressive catalog of work, whether or not Sharlto Copley happens to be playing Skeletor in this film, and Cody's childhood memories of owning human flesh.Guard yourself with cardboard armor and download the episode here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=37192&refid=stpr

Put your white robes on, every-- wait, no, that's a terrible thing to say out of context. THE VOID! We're talking about THE VOID! Jeremy Gillespie and Steven Kostanski's tonal callback to the likes of John Carpenter, Clive Barker, and HP Lovecraft, all wrapped up in that beautiful indie-horror blanket that's kicking all kinds of ass currently! But that's not all this episode has! Because to talk all things monsters, skinless men, and cosmic horror, we've enlisted badass artist (and possible demon hunter) CJ Draden! Who discusses his philosophy on art, his career, his past graphic novels, and his upcoming graphic novel, THE ZERO MIRROR, which acts as his love letter to Greek Myth and magnum opus. Things get deep and personal in this one, ladies and germs! There is a hell. Not downloading this episode by clicking here is much worse.LINKS:The Art Of CJ DradenBuy CJ's StuffCJ's PatreonWatch CJ create arts on TwitchFind us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitte

BOP Bewares The Moon! Not because we trust superstitious locals, but in the off chance a werewolf CAN only be killed by someone who loves them... well, we don't need to get into the depressing reality of how that's an issue for us. What isn't depressing? HALLOWEEN! And commentary tracks! And horror movies! And commentary tracks for horror movies! Or in this case, the end all be all horror-comedy, AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. It's BOP 'n A Movie: Samhain 2017 Edition! So, pop in your laser discs, or video discs, or whatever else you got of this John Landis and Rick Baker masterclass, and watch along with us! Come for the film analysis and werewolf genre talk, but stay for the Zombie-Wolf-Nazi's. Because, come on, seriously, Zombie-Wolf-Nazi's!Stay off the moors and remember the Alamo by downloading the commentary here!Find us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BoxOfficePulpPodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/BoxOfficePulpiTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/box-office-pulp/id577338641Stitcher: ht