You Hate Movies

Is the academy award-winning Parasite worthy of all its wild acclaim? If you doubt it’s greatness, did you even get it?  Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

Never one to overlook an opportunity to argue about movies, a panel of expert You Hate Movies hosts is here to present their top ten favorite films of the decade. Our choices will thrill and disgust you, or make you ask, wait, what movie? Here are our top ten movies of the decade. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

As faithful purveyors of our own opinions, You Hate Movies returns with our annual Top 10 lists. From indie joints to summer blockbusters, critically acclaimed and critically reviled, things we loved and things we may have loved or hated (we’re not sure). Here are our top 10 movies of 2019. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

It just seems like there aren’t enough opinions about Star Wars out there these days, so You Hate Movies has arrived to rank each feature film from worst to best, settling the debate once and for all. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Michael Dumont, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: X-Men Apocalypse, and the Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons.

The world’s most beloved sci-fi franchise is owned and operated by an evil corporation, and its troubled sequel trilogy finally comes to a decisive finale in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. But does anyone have balanced film criticism to offer a Star Wars movie anymore, or is it all a shouting match between nerds and their detractors? The definitive review lies ahead! Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Terminator Genisys, The Last Jedi, and The Force Awakens

In this episode, join us in the You Hate Movies Thunderdome, as we pit beloved movie characters, one-by-one, in a brutal, all-out battle to the death. Today’s Thunderdome: Christmas movie characters. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Audition, The Counselor, Hereditary, Fight Club

Join us as we explore the most exciting and/or dumb movie news from December, 2019. Which soulless cooperation is responsible for the quasi E.T. sequel? Will James Cameron survive to see Avatar 5? How big must an iPad be for Martin Scorsese viewing? The answers—as well as our expert opinions—await you. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

We went to see a movie we knew almost nothing about, maybe the weirdest movie of the year, and we’re having a hard time finding anything wrong with it. Featuring: Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns

After a celebrated return to the pop culture spotlight, Pennywise the dancing clown is back to conclude his latest cinematic adaptation, or maybe deflate it like a balloon. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns  Spoilers: It (the novel, movie, and TV miniseries), Wreck It Ralph, and Watchmen

Against all conceivable odds, Warner Brothers and DC have somehow done the unthinkable and delivered a true cinematic experience: Joker. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Joy

Every year we bet big on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode we talk about more bad guesses, the worst kids’ movie of the summer, and Tyler singing autographs in South Korea. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: The Fate of the Furious

In this episode, we are taking a twofold journey into Jim Henson’s beloved and divisive fantasy epic The Dark Crystal. For the first half-hour, our resident Dark Crystal geek, Josh, takes a deep-dive into The Dark Crystal and its new Netflix prequel series, Age of Resistance. Then, at the 36 minute mark, the whole gang is together, some of them seeing The Dark Crystal for the first time some 37 years after its release, and arguing about it. Featuring: Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: IT and The Fifth Element (second half only)

In our Sept, 2019 Executive Producer episode we’re being made to discuss the 2017 adaptation of Power Rangers, and movies syndicated for TV. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Sliding Doors, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Power Rangers, The Shawshank Redemption, Knight’s Tale, Superman 3, and Batman Returns.

Movie lovers tend to love Quentin Tarantino movies… But do these movie lovers love this Quintin Tarantino movie? It’s time to debrief Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Featuring: Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: Hateful Eight, Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained

Disney keeps making movies they already made and we keep paying to see them, but can all the VFX in the world recapture the original magic of The Lion King? Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Lion King, Titanic

While Disney shamelessly plunders their back catalog for remakes, we take a tour of the original renaissance of Disney animated films and rank them best and worst. Featuring: Abi Porter, Heather Tabinowski, Josh Porter, Liam Gonnason, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Princess and the Frog, The Nutty Professor (1996)

Love 'em or hate 'em, there sure are a lot of Marvel movies. At this point it's starting to seem like there are just as many Spider-Man movies. Will one more overdo it, or can Tom Holland charm his way through another franchise entry? Featuring: Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Patrick Porter Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Captain Marvel, Muppets Most Wanted, and The Simpsons, Season 9, Episode 2, "The Principal and the Pauper."

The longest running film franchise in movie history is here for more destruction. Finally, we get to argue about Godzilla: King of the Monsters. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Michael Dumont, and Patrick Porter Spoilers: Godzilla (1998), Godzilla (2014), Kong: Skull Island, Godzilla 2000, the legend of Johnny Appleseed, and apparently Matt spoils something about Games of Thrones.

Every year, we make a wager on which movies will make the most money during the summer movie season. In this episode, we will argue about who will be the big winners at the box office. Featuring: Abi Porter, Josh Porter, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns. Spoilers: Avengers: Endgame

The culmination of 11 years, 11 franchises, and 21 films is here: Five dudes and two girls arguing about Avengers: Endgame. Featuring: Abi Porter, Bethany Allen, Josh Porter, Matt Hughes, Mike Jensen, Patrick Porter, and Tyler Hanns Spoilers: The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One, Super 8, Big Hero 6, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, and the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe