Squirrel Stories

What do you do when you have only seconds to face your most hated enemy, a person you've never met?

Walmarts, especially the one in Fort Mitchell (Kentucky), are hubs of uncomfortable oddities, but are they as uncomfortable as late-night bus rides in Seattle?

Drugs and alcohol can lead to being the worst friend ever. And it can be easier to relive those moments if they are told in the form of a children's book.

Sometimes food causes problems (we already know this). Other times, it takes a little food to make everything okay.

Sometimes uncomfortable things happen when you rely on Taco Bell to fulfill your superstitions.

You never know what you might find when night diving in the British Virgin Islands.

Sometimes it takes dealing with a lot of shit to become Employee Of The Month at Arby's.

When you have to go, but you're in charge of a group of children.

Just your everyday Easter dinner, along with automatic rifles and horse saddle tug of war.

Find out what happens when my friend, Lora, as a child, hid a ham in an extra bedroom in her parent's new house.

I kick off this crazy adventure by telling you about the time I was assaulted by a squirrel.