This Or That | The Would You Rather Comedy Podcast

Our October Scare-o-Rama continues with this week’s episode, inspired by epic horror author Stephen King. Picture this: there’s this weird girl named Carrie at your school. Her mom is a religious zealot, and Carrie has some emotional problems after years of abuse. On top of that… she has telekinesis and could lose control of her powers at any time. And you’re her boyfriend. Maybe instead, you can be a kid in Derry, Maine. It’s a perfectly fine small town, until a wave of child murders happen. You know who’s to blame, and he’s a sewer-dwelling supernatural clown named Pennywise. Worst part, he knows you’re onto him. As always this week, we answer your most important questions. What are Joshua’s and Chris’s greatest fears? What is a Telekinetic Prison Wife? Date Carrie White, or live in the same neighborhood as Pennywise the clown… which would you choose? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://w

Who doesn't look back fondly on memories of summer camp? Spending weeks in the woods with new friends, swimming in the lake, s'mores by the camp fire, maybe a little romance. And of course, the psychopathic zombie killer looking to take you out when you least expect it. If that doesn't seem like a good option, why not stay home, hang out with your pals, sleep in your own bed, and have terrible nightmares of a burnt to a crisp child murderer who's also trying to kill you? To top it all off, if he kills you in your dream, you die in real life! It's week two of our Halloween Spooktacular, and this week's episode is listener submitted! This week the Crew talk about Freddy Kruger and Jason Vorhees, two of the cinematic universe's scariest slashers. Hear Joshua's unique method when dealing with Jason. Danielle's lack of confidence in her cardio. And once again, how often Chris just isn't getting laid. Summers at Camp Crystal Lake or living on Elm Street: which would you choose? Listen to us at: Web: https://this

Welcome to the First Annual This or That Halloween Would You Rather Spooktacular! This month, look forward to creepy, crawly, scary and spooky episodes from the deepest depths of your darkest nightmares. Boo!

We've all been there before. You're talking to your girlfriend, or your parents, or your boss, and it happens: a spray of spittle flies from your mouth, destination unknown, until you see it land on their hand... or their face... or their lunch. You know it's too late, and you couldn't have stopped it, but that doesn't make it any less gross or embarrassing. But would you rather be on the receiving end? Such is the conundrum this week for the This or Thatters. Always spit on others when you talk, or always get spit on by everyone else... which would you choose? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2m4?t%3DThis_or_That_%257C_The_Would_You_Rather_Comedy_Podcast_for_Nerds,_Geeks,_Theater_

Another listener submitted episode, from Carmen in Seattle! Sometimes a home cooked meal really hits the spot. Other times, you just want to hit your favorite restaurant and have someone else do the work for you. But what if you had to choose one or the other, for the rest of your life? This week the This or That Crew explores having to prepare all of your food at home, or having to eat at a restaurant for every meal. Is Joshua really barely an adult? What is with Chris and gummy bears? What is the best spicy chicken sandwich available without a prescription? And finally, which would you choose? These answers and more on this week's This or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2

Who doesn't fantasize about being a professional athlete? Playing a sport you love, traveling the world, endorsement deals, hot spouses, and of course, all that money. You can almost taste the glory of winning and being crowned MVP. This week, you get that chance! But as always in the land of This or That, things don't go exactly as planned. Which would you choose: being the worst player on a winning team, or the best player on a losing team? Let's find out! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2m4?t%3DThis_or_That_%257C_The_Would_You_Rather_Comedy_Podcast_for_Nerds,_Geeks,_Theater_Majors,_Business_Cats,_and_Social_Degenerates YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25Z

This week's topic is our first ever user submitted topic. This one comes to us via Twitter from user Jen Classic (@jenifurby) No one enjoys their daily commute, whether it be by car, bus, or train. But what if you could have clear roads to and from wherever you're headed? The only hitch is that your car is an old, smelly POS. Or you could drive a sweet luxury sedan... But always have congested traffic. In our first listener-submitted episode, learn about the excitement of driving through the Pacific Northwest, Chris's complete lack of knowledge of US Geography, and debate the pros and cons of having either of these scenarios occur on this week's This or That! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqh

Keeping it simple with a classic! Are you more grossed out by having to eat poop, even if it tastes like delicious ice cream, or eating ice cream that tastes like not so delicious poop? Let’s find out! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2m4?t%3DThis_or_That_%257C_The_Would_You_Rather_Comedy_Podcast_for_Nerds,_Geeks,_Theater_Majors,_Business_Cats,_and_Social_Degenerates YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listeni

The This or That crew understands that there's a time and place for sexy time via pornography. Who hasn't watched a naughty video before? But what if you were bombarded with pornography all the time via the other media you consume? This week we explore having all the screens you look at being watermarked with porn, or all audio time being overlaid with the sounds of porn... Which would you choose? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2m4?t%3DThis_or_That_%257C_The_Would_You_Rather_Comedy_Podcast_for_Nerds,_Geeks,_Theater_Majors,_Business_Cats,_and_Social_Degenerates YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https:/

Imagine a world where you could only hear one song for the rest of your life. You’ll still be able to listen to any band you like, but they can only perform that ONE SONG. This week the Crew discusses the merits of Queen classic Bohemian Rhapsody and Ring of Fire ala Johnny Cash as the options available. Find out if Chris really knows the words to Bohemian Rhapsody as well as he thinks he does (and hear him sing!) Find out which band Danielle listens to that Joshua describes as “guitar wankery”. And find out what we choose! Which would you? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2m4?t%3DThis_or_That_%257C_The_Would_You_Rather_Comedy_Podcast_for_Nerds,_Geeks,_Theater_Majors,_Business_Cats

Life is full of questions. What should I have for lunch? Should I go on a third date with that girl in Accounting? Why do I have this itchy rash? Instead of working things out yourself or asking a friend or professional for help, this week we offer two options to answer those questions at the click of a mouse. Answer all of your questions via Yahoo Answers or get all of your medical advice from Web MD… which would you choose? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2m4?t%3DThis_or_That_%257C_The_Would_You_Rather_Comedy_Podcast_for_Nerds,_Geeks,_Theater_Majors,_Business_Cats,_and_Social_Degenerates YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: T

Everyone remembers that one guy from high school. The one with the girlfriend that you’d never meet because she lives in Canada? Or that other guy, the one that was restoring a classic car that was never quite ready to take to school? Now’s your chance to BE THAT GUY! Listen to the Crew discuss the pros and cons of talking about their fictional significant others or their fictional boats. Which member of the Crew has the most experience with a fictional significant other? Who is Fredo Spaghetti? Can Joshua date a piece of fruit if he really wants to? All these questions and more will be answered. Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: https://goo.gl/app/playmusic?ibi=com.google.PlayMusic&isi=691797987&ius=googleplaymusic&link=https://play.google.com/music/m/Iurflode2bqhuiy3lkkywvtf2m4?t%3DThis_or_That_%257C_The_Would_You_Rather_Comed

It's happened to all of us: something terrible happens but for some reason we can't stop laughing. Or something that makes other people happy makes us feel eerily sad. Can you guess which member of the crew had to be hushed for laughing too loudly at a wake? :O Now let's make it that way all the time! If you had to switch your polarity, which would you choose: cry when you're happy, or laugh when you're sad? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Life is filled with inconveniences. Going grocery shopping, using the bathroom, getting your car fixed… things that take up time and money. But what if you could give up one of life’s inconveniences, along with the time and cost involved? Here’s your chance! What if you could give up eating, or give up sleeping? What would you do to take its place? Let’s find out! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Who doesn’t like a little exercise first thing in the morning? But what if you were forced to do some serious cardio every time you got out of bed? Let’s find out how fit we can get with this week’s episode! Would you rather have to walk a mile or climb 15 flights of stairs when you get in and out of bed? Let’s discuss! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

The cool sensation of delicious ice cream. The crispy texture of hot French fries. No, this isn’t an ad for that burger joint around the corner. More importantly, this week the Crew discusses their love of food and drinks! But which would you choose for the rest of your life: hot food and drinks, or cold food and drinks? Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

How cool would it be to have magic powers?!? This week we discuss the advantages and disadvantages of controlling the weather or talking to animals. Would it be better to have perfect weather every day, or communicate with critters? Would the Crew use their powers for good… or for evil? Let’s find out! Find us on Facebook, Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #uddercover and shoot us an email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodca

Who doesn’t like free money? But would you take a risk for a bigger payout? Join the Crew this week as we discuss whether we’d rather have $20 appear in our pockets once a day, or $100 appear somewhere undetermined within our home. Is an extra $80 worth a scavenger hunt? Let’s find out! Find us on Twitter @tortpodcast, Instagram us @officialthisorthat and use #harrypotter and shoot us an email to tortpodcast@gmail.com or find us on Facebook with your comments and episode ideas. Thanks for listening! Listen to us at: Web: https://thisorthat.simplecast.fm iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-or-that/id1079258393?mt=2 Stitcher Radio: http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=82138 Google Play Music: http://bit.ly/TorTGoogle YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC305f148X43O25ZS9bZvjjA Find us on online at: Twitter: @tortpodcast (https://twitter.com/tortpodcast) Instagram: @officialthisorthat Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/TorTPodcast/ or email with your comments and episode ideas to tortpodcas

Listen to the This or That Crew do their most skilled impersonations of a variety of regional and international accents! No country is safe from the trainwreck that is: Minnesota; Scotland; Hogwart’s; somewhere in the American south; Rocky Balboa; and other locations that the Crew has clearly not practiced nearly enough. Can they be blamed when the alternative is to talk like Yoda? Talking only in impersonated accents or Yoda verb inversion; which would you choose?

Summer is finally here, which means it’s time to get out into nature and leave the cities and towns behind, along with all of the creature comforts that come with living in your home. But what if you were forced to rough it all the time? Living forever without electricity or without plumbing, which would you choose?