Toon Soon Podcast

This week the crew got their cheeks touched in a calmly lit room. What kind of underwear do you wear? Auric is being productive in the Wild West. Can I cut a hole in your mattress? Thanks.

This week Auric waited too long to write the description so there is basically no chance that he will remember what the crew discussed. Continue reading to see what he was able to recall. Oh yeah, Trenton has bad condom edicate, Liam is the sole cause for increased insurance rates for young men, and Trey probably said something. You ever get in trouble for not hiring an elementary student? Who's Moss?

This week the crew discusses some HOT CELEBRITY GOSSIP! Ever wonder who the first person to make orange juice was? Well we got the answer, and you won't see it COMING (clickbait attempt)! This episode is guaranteed to make you question your sexuality. If you're a human but your mom is a frog, will your kids be tadpoles? Whats a marmot?   Pokemon Go follow us on Twitter! @TooSoonPodcast

This week, the Too Soon Crew focus their attention to one main topic (for once), E3. Otherwise known as the Electronic Entertainment Expo, this congregation of nerds and nerd media personnel is the world's largest convention of its kind. Don't worry, if you don't like video games just stick around for Milo's sexual encounter with a pig. Did you shit yourself while playing Spider-Man 2?

On this episode, Trey has relations with his dog. Once his actions are discovered, he quickly disposes of the evidence. Liam hates Tesla's, Auric hates leakers, and Trenton is the King of Hearts. If you don't like video games, Tonka Trucks do not make an appearance.

This week Trenton and Auric discuss the one and only time they met in person. Listen as they don't even finish explaining something about a ring on a string. You ever try to sell your own pizza at someone else's pizza parlor? For a limited time only, follow us on twitter @TooSoonPodcast to get a personalized picture of Liam's dog, Norman. How do you pronounce mozzarella?

Ever get a contact high in a sorority after watching your cousins piss in a brick room? It's graduation season and Auric's got some stories to tell. Also, Trey has a very unorthodox technique for making glory holes. Hadouken!!!  P.S. Follow us on twitter… please… @toosoonpodcast -Liam <3

If you thought the faint sound of a girl's voice was exciting, just wait until you hear this episode! This week we took a hot 'n steamy shower in some Nickelodeon slime and Guts. Then, to top it off, we got some good ol' Tubby Custard. Also movies. You think my hair smells nice?

Come play catch with us and papa Roomba! This week the crew makes Trey an official member of The Too Soon Crew. To christen his new voyage, he recommended the topic of Trenton's new love interest. You want to come to my church? TELL ME HOW TO SPELL SATAN!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning! This week the crew takes a trip back to the ol' days (late 90's early 2000's, were not old enough to go much further). This trip down Memory Lane brings the boys back to the days of Nick @ Nite and the PSP. Want to briefly hear the sound of a girl's voice?

On this episode, the boys introduce a new boy into the mix. Trevon, the first non-white member of the Too Soon Crew. Listen as he gives his unique take on the classic mermaid question. Trevon is known for asking the hard-hitting questions such as, "Do we have a topic?" and "Are we almost done?". If you're looking for the definition of "off-the-rails", we got it.

This week the guys get personal. Auric and Liam discuss their unnatural guest at the nature center, and Trenton shares a heartwarming story about aiding the disabled. Watch as Auric and Trenton clash over an unimportant topic. You like mermaids?

Three strapping young men, Trenton, Auric, and Liam expose themselves to the hard, cruel world of the internet. Join them as they discuss a wide assortment of video game and entertainment news. One doesn't like Spiderman, one doesn't like Batman, and the third doesn't like folk rock. Tune in to find out why… Whoa!