Sinopsis
Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
Episodios
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![Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘I can’t go bald. I’m 41 – but I’m, like, a young 41?’]()
Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘I can’t go bald. I’m 41 – but I’m, like, a young 41?’
15/10/2021 Duración: 06minThe latest dispatch from Ross O'Carroll Kelly, as read by Paul Howard. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![My children are storting to grow on me]()
'My children are storting to grow on me'
08/10/2021 Duración: 06min'Since they storted school at Willow Pork, it’s been rugby, rugby, rugby, with no mention of soccer'From The Irish Times, this is Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's weekly audio column, read by Paul Howard.irishtimes.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘He has a dreamcatcher tattoo on the back of his wrist. It’s like he does these things deliberately to make me hate him’]()
‘He has a dreamcatcher tattoo on the back of his wrist. It’s like he does these things deliberately to make me hate him’
01/10/2021 Duración: 06minHennessy pulls out the big guns to help settle a case of caravan arsonFrom The Irish Times, this is Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's weekly audio column, read by Paul Howard.irishtimes.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![I’m having Vietnam-style flashbacks here]()
"I’m having Vietnam-style flashbacks here"
24/09/2021 Duración: 06minMad as it sounds, sometimes it’s easier to tell the girl the truth. I’m like, ‘Honor burned down the caravan, Sorcha’From The Irish Times, this is Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's weekly audio column, read by Paul Howard. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville]()
"Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville"
18/09/2021 Duración: 06minSorcha samples kalettes and deactivated pecans as Ross gets accused of arson See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![First day in Willow Pork for the triplets – the absolute shame of it]()
"First day in Willow Pork for the triplets – the absolute shame of it"
11/09/2021 Duración: 06minThe cor pork is full of BMW X5s, or, for older moms putting the last of the dynasty through the school, Volvo XC90s. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![My fingers are actually shaking as I type my exam number into the laptop]()
"My fingers are actually shaking as I type my exam number into the laptop"
04/09/2021 Duración: 06minThe Leaving Cert results are about to go online and Ross's family are gathered around the kitchen island to find out how he's done. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I genuinely don’t think I’m ready to be a Blackrock dad’]()
‘I genuinely don’t think I’m ready to be a Blackrock dad’
27/08/2021 Duración: 05minWillow Pork is the only school to take the triplets, they’ve been on Joe Duffy too many times See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Honor says she’s not getting the Covid vaccine]()
"Honor says she’s not getting the Covid vaccine"
20/08/2021 Duración: 05minSorcha’s family conference to discuss registration for teenagers doesn’t quite go to plan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![You dont seem angry, like a lot of people who are into the Irish language - Normal Sheeple excerpt #4]()
"You don't seem angry, like a lot of people who are into the Irish language" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #4
19/08/2021 Duración: 07minRoss goes on a date with Marianne the Irish teacher, beginning with Mass.This is the final of four excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book Normal Sheeple - out now. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Its a ball, but not an ordinary-shaped ball. This one is, like, round - Normal Sheeple excerpt #3]()
"It's a ball, but not an ordinary-shaped ball. This one is, like, round" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #3
18/08/2021 Duración: 10minOn holidays in Kerry, Ross has a chance encounter with some locals and tries his hand at Gaelic football. The third of four exclusive excerpts from the new Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book Normal Sheeple. Normal Sheeple is out now. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Out of the hundred or so people seated for dinner, Im the only one wearing a Leinster jersey - Normal Sheeple excerpt #2]()
"Out of the hundred or so people seated for dinner, I'm the only one wearing a Leinster jersey" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #2
17/08/2021 Duración: 09minThis week we're bringing you four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book, Normal Sheeple, which is released on Wednesday 18th August.Today: Ross and Sorcha attend a dinner in honour of President Putin, who makes an unusual request. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Everyones clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1]()
"Everyone's clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1
16/08/2021 Duración: 10minThis week we're bringing you four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book, Normal Sheeple, which is released on Wednesday 18th August.Today: Sorcha takes control of Samantha Power's visit to her alma-mater Mount Anville. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’]()
‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’
07/08/2021 Duración: 06minToni Loscher next door is power-washing the wooden patio again. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’]()
‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’
30/07/2021 Duración: 06minSorcha and her ‘symptoms’ want me to tag along for her PCR test See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’]()
'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’
23/07/2021 Duración: 06minI end up lying on her behalf to get her out of an unwanted visit to – oh my God – Lusk See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’]()
‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’
17/07/2021 Duración: 06minRoss’ father is determined to make sure a birthday party takes place indoors in the Horseshoe Bar See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’]()
‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’
09/07/2021 Duración: 06minRoss can’t face a week in a mobile home with Garret and Claire, but Honor has a plan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’]()
‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’
02/07/2021 Duración: 06min‘So what’s there to see in Ballycanew?’ ‘A Daybreak and a Londis’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’]()
‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’
26/06/2021 Duración: 06minI'm looking at the other 41-year-old men and I’m thinking how well I look by comparison See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
