Sinopsis
Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
Episodios
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![‘We’re not going to eat the banana bread. We’re going to give it to the neighbours’]()
‘We’re not going to eat the banana bread. We’re going to give it to the neighbours’
10/04/2020 Duración: 06minNeighbourly gestures are one thing, but a hostage exchange is quite another. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘We’re fine up here, Ross. I just can’t imagine this thing coming to Foxrock’]()
‘We’re fine up here, Ross. I just can’t imagine this thing coming to Foxrock’
03/04/2020 Duración: 06minPhoning ‘Mom’ is a sure sign Covid-19 crisis brings out the best in people See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ross, from this morning, you’re going to be home-schooling Honor.’ I laugh out loud]()
‘Ross, from this morning, you’re going to be home-schooling Honor.’ I laugh out loud
27/03/2020 Duración: 06minHome-schooling? Me? But I’m a complete focking dunderhead... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘The O’Carroll-Kelly Saliva Stakes is the closest thing we have to live sport now’]()
‘The O’Carroll-Kelly Saliva Stakes is the closest thing we have to live sport now’
20/03/2020 Duración: 06minFor five days, I’ve been stuck in the house and I can’t help thinking, ‘God, my family are annoying See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’]()
‘Ross, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Your mother is on Tinder’
14/03/2020 Duración: 06minThe old dear is catfishing dudes on Tinder by pretending to be only 58about 6 hours ago See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I recognise the look instantly. One cheater knows another’]()
‘I recognise the look instantly. One cheater knows another’
06/03/2020 Duración: 06minThe old dear was planning to propose to him on Saturday night See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Samuel Beckett’s a writer. He wrote Waiting for Bobo’]()
‘Samuel Beckett’s a writer. He wrote Waiting for Bobo’
28/02/2020 Duración: 06minThe old dear is up in arms because the house is being considered for a preservation order See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I just shake my head... The dirty dog. The filthy hypocrite’]()
‘I just shake my head... The dirty dog. The filthy hypocrite’
21/02/2020 Duración: 06minThe triplets tear apart an oil painting of their smiling grandad and make a delightful discovery See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Sold to the man in the Ireland jersey with a bowtie tied around his neck!’]()
‘Sold to the man in the Ireland jersey with a bowtie tied around his neck!’
15/02/2020 Duración: 06minWho wouldn’t spend too much at a charity auction for a horrible portrait? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I want you to flirt with the girl on the reception desk’]()
‘I want you to flirt with the girl on the reception desk’
07/02/2020 Duración: 05minSorcha will do literally anything to get Honor into the right Irish college See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I want this to be as big as the Statue of bloody well Liberty!”’]()
‘I want this to be as big as the Statue of bloody well Liberty!”’
31/01/2020 Duración: 06minThe old man is ordering a statue of Fr Fehily – with Panzer tanks and hippos, of course See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Críost on a rothar. It looks like Chorlie Haughey’]()
‘Críost on a rothar. It looks like Chorlie Haughey’
24/01/2020 Duración: 06minThe old man has spent some of his hord (slash, crookedly) earned money on a statue of the late, great Fr Fehily See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![I hate my father-in-law the same way dogs hate lampposts]()
I hate my father-in-law the same way dogs hate lampposts
17/01/2020 Duración: 06min‘He hasn’t come to kill you, Ross. He’s come to dig up the time capsule we buried in the gorden just before the millennium’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![You’re a camel hair coat away from being your grandfather, Ro]()
"You’re a camel hair coat away from being your grandfather, Ro"
10/01/2020 Duración: 05minRonan admits to Ross he threw the race at Leopardstown on Stephen Zuzz Day. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘We should have maybe hired a professional jockey’]()
‘We should have maybe hired a professional jockey’
03/01/2020 Duración: 05minLeopardstown proves to be Hoss O’Carroll-Kelly’s downfall by betrayal See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Is anyone going to own up to this Kris Kindle? Is this some kind of joke?’]()
‘Is anyone going to own up to this Kris Kindle? Is this some kind of joke?’
24/12/2019 Duración: 05minI love playing Santa Claus. The adulation brings me back to my schools’ rugby days See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ross, you can’t hold a note. I don’t want you embarrassing yourself’]()
‘Ross, you can’t hold a note. I don’t want you embarrassing yourself’
20/12/2019 Duración: 05minThe Rossmeister gets into the spirit of the season with a spot of Grafton Street carolling See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Goys, does Ronan look like he’s actually in control of that horse?’]()
‘Goys, does Ronan look like he’s actually in control of that horse?’
13/12/2019 Duración: 05minI’m like, ‘What the fock, Ro?’ because I’m suddenly thinking about the 20Ks I’ve just lost... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We may need to cuff him when we get to Lapland’]()
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘We may need to cuff him when we get to Lapland’
06/12/2019 Duración: 06minA surprise trip to take the kids to see Santa Claus does not go according to plan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Tubs sees the boys then and – in fairness – he gives them the benefit of the doubt’]()
‘Tubs sees the boys then and – in fairness – he gives them the benefit of the doubt’
29/11/2019 Duración: 06minSorcha’s Toy Show dream quickly comes to an end when Ryan Tubridy meets the boys on set. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
