Ross O'carroll-kelly @ The Irish Times

Ross gets a horsh lesson on how Mount Anville moms’ WhatsApp groups really work. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha tells Ross that Honor has set up a review site. It’s called Rate My Playdate. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What would Johnny Sexton do when confronted with plotting a way through Dublin’s no-go areas? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I’ve joined the WhatsApp group the moms set up, and it is intense... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I convince the lads to go to Munster to rescue Joey Corbery See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The boys can presumably see that Mallorie Kennedy is a serious, serious honey. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fourth and final excerpt from Dancing with the Tsars, the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book from Paul Howard. And we're back tomorrow with Ross's regular audio column.(Earlier we reposted Excerpt #1 in error - apologies to our listeners) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I’ve been slaving over the microwave to prepare a family meal for us. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Preparing for Round Two of the Strictly Mount Anville Father and Daughter Dance Competition. Excerpt three of four from Dancing with the Tsars. It's available in bookshops today. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha delivers her maiden speech on the floor of the Seanad, with mixed results. The second of four exclusive excerpts from the new Ross O'Carroll Kelly book, Dancing with the Tsars. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's the first of four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book 'Dancing with the Tsars'. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s portly my responsibility to deal with the triplets’ swearing See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘Focking fockers!’ Brian goes, obviously looking forward to releasing some of that pent-up energy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Honor lasted the course in the Gaeltacht - and that's suspicious. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

While Honor’s away, the guests will play. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Honor’s off to Irish college somewhere called Tralee – I’m going to miss the little wagon See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Time for the Rossmeister to show this LinkedIn team what actual rugby is See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

One by one, I open the buttons of my shirt. Then, I stort unloading the dishwashing, making sure to let him see The Six. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Fionnuala has tipped waiters that much for a good Martini. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Tempers fray as the family are landed with some cling-ons See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.