Multiple Nerdgasm

The world has gone Elden Ring mad but Luke thinks they're all crazy. What's he got against From Software? Listen to this weeks episode for answers, plus you get two Geeks of the Week this week because we skipped one last week. You lucky* people!Elden RingStar Trek 4 is happening. We're as surprised as the actors.Michael Bay says his is biggerGeeks of the WeeksShh Alec. Shh.*those who are not Geek of the Week

Nothing's gonna stop Luke climbing the achievement ladder, although he might have some trouble with a set of achievement stairs.CYBERPUNK! Battlefield 2042 isn't bad, other games are just more good Amazon is going to try and make Disco Elysium into a TV show Joe made more dough than we thought Half in the Bag: The Bruce Willis Fake Movie Factory

A short biology lesson this week, followed by the usual banter about movies (some artsy fartsy movies this week), news and... Boba Fett.Joe said the word He also said no Fight Club has a less happy ending again Bring on the Schumacher cut Douglas Trumble has died Village Roadshow want their money

We need somewhere to hide from the dwarf uprising. We'll go anywhere, just please don't take us back to Tattoine.Links:Respawn are making three new Star Wars games, including a new strategy game with former XCOM devs “The Batman” Tested A Four-Hour Cut Little Caesars’ ‘The Batman’ Calzony ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ Is Last Time We’ll See the Team Peter Dinklage criticizes dwarf actors in Snow White Other dwarf actors come out and say "easy for him to say" Joe Rogan responds to controversy Spotify stock drops Kristy Swanson not surprised by Joss Whedon allegations

Luke has no trouble choosing his Geek of the Week from a line-up. You've gotta die within his space in order to be considered - and his time is split between Skywalker Ranch and the White House as the head of both LucasArts and America.Links:Nic Cage is expecting a child but will never perform karaoke again. He is a thespian, not an actor and a goth one at that In China, Teslas have built-in karaoke Kid Rock wont play any gig with Covid safety restrictions Neil Young pulls music off Spotify for false vaccine information

We consent to 100% of this episode, unlike Charisma Carpenter. Is that what you wanted?Links:Temuera Morrison isn't a fan of Boba Fett The Tusken Raider Controversy Joss Whedon speaks out James Gunn explains liking a Whedon tweet Microsoft acquires Activision Blizzard Not even Bono likes U2 'The Batman' will be the longest Batman ever

Did you forget about us? We miss you! We hope you're not at Office Works reliving Obi Wan's death or doing something worse like watching The Book of Boba Fett. That's some bull crap.Links:Stalker 2 delayed until December 2022 Galactic Starcruiser Hotel no longer sold out Affleck Reflects On ‘Awful’ “Justice League” Time

We forgot to tell you we took some time off over the holiday. Those few weeks gave us a wealth of time to watch shows and films, play games, create content and give celebrities the opportunity to put themselves up for Geek of the Week.Links:Betty White almost made it to 100 John Madden from the cover of the football games has died Vampire Anne Rice to raise from the deadMichael Nesmith, creator of MTV died Sony Omits 2016 'Ghostbusters' Film From Box Set Collection Michael Keaton is in the Batgirl movie

New features allow you to create Multiple Nerdgasm characters! Try to find that online tutorial that will make us more attractive...Links:Star Wars: Eclipse game trailer New “Trek,” “Expanse,” “Dune,” “Texas” Games “Alan Wake” Game Sequel Set For 2023 Trailer: “Halo” TV Series On Paramount+ Galactic Starcruiser video released... then deleted Alec Baldwin visiting with Woody Allen Baldwin charges at reporter Bond will always be a British man

What do female streamers have that Luke doesn't?! Why do they get all the views? Is it their knowledge of physics? About who shot J.R.?Links:Ridley Scott has choice words for journalist Ridley Scott turned down Dune Tom Holland returning for more Spider-Man films People fighting over No Way Home tickets It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now the longest running sitcom

All these damn millennials are ruining everything. Everyone is too busy on their phones to go see a movie or look out the window into outer space, while we are over here trying to get hands on with Lady Gaga.Links:Chris Pratt not doing Mario's Italian accent Ridley Scott is working on two new TV shows ...and blames millennials for the disinterest in seeing films at the cinema ...and superhero movies for being boring Amazon interested in Mass Effect TV series Battlefield 2042 is now one of the worst-reviewed games on Steam Rockstar Issues GTA Remaster Apology Footage exists of Jason Momoa as The Crow Tim Sweeney says the quiet part out loud

We're starting a cult filled with ginger cats, Daniel Craig and Bostonian Spaniards. And sex and drugs, obviously.Links:Halo TV Series Trailer Patty Jenkins' Rogue Squadron scrapped Phil Spencer once again hints that The Elder Scrolls 6 won't come to PS5Hilaria Baldwin is not Spanish New lawsuit claims Baldwin had no reason to fire gun

Join the Barbershop Triads at the Globe Theatre for some improvisational comedy. Links:Elon Musk is now the richest person in history Tarantino is selling deleted scenes as NFT's Theatre company performs Macbeth inside Fallout 76 BioWare tease the return of the geth in the next Mass Effect game Something Awful's Lowtax: Geek of the Week Dean Stockwell second Geek of the Week Alec Baldwin's production company sued by gaffer

Dan and Matt's kid dress up as fan favourites, Star Vader and Baby Yoga. Not the kid they had together, unless you can have a kid from docking and one of them carried it like in Junior.Links:Carole Baskin suing Netflix over Tiger King season 2Metallica teaches a MasterClass on how to be a bandJason Momoa has COVIDKristen Stewart is off the marketThe internet is mad at Chris PrattRust armorer claims sabotage

Need somewhere to lay low while something you did blows over? Matt's Vermont house has become a respite for those who may be in some trouble.Links:Dune: Part Two set for Fall 2023 Denis Villeneuve wants to make at least three Dune movies Eternals has lowest score of any Marvel film Hayden Christensen to return for Ahsoka series Alec Baldwin hides out near Matt's Vermont house Production companies may to switch to prop guns Rust armorer shifts blame Richard Stanley files charges against accuser Boaty McBoatface launches

See Spot pray. Pray, Spot, pray. Spot meets Cindy. Pray Spot doesn't read Cindy's book.Links:Gun accident on the set of Rust Dune part 2 looking promising Indy 5 delayed Superman colorist quits over the new Superman Mythic Quest: 2 more seasons Mass grave found suspiciously close to Matt

While Luke is off to the hospital for what he tells us is a "lengthening procedure," Dan and Matt talk superheroes. I guess because they miss their own personal superhero and co-host.Links:Indy 5 set photo may contain spoilers Demi Lovato thinks the word "alien" is derogatory Superman no longer fights for "the American way"... And the new Superman comes out as bisexual But not Dean Caine's Superman The Flash meets Michael Keaton's Batman

The new Bond film has been announced here on our podcast. Forget "That Pheobe," the new Bond is a man and that man is... Luke? And the director is Dan! And the newest sexy Bond girl is... Oh no, it's Matt.Links:Mike Flanagan's next show to be Fall of the House of Usher Hellraiser has a new Pinhead Vileneuve thought Blade Runner might get him in trouble But he'd be fine with directing Bond WandaVision's Agatha to get a spin off William Shatner going to space Scream house listed on AirBnB

Matt and Dan are new dads, which explains why they keep bringing their daughters to paleontologists and podiatrists and wondering why they aren't getting adequate pediatric healthcare.Links:Babylon 5 reboot Ridley Scott making Gladiator 2 Mace Windu comic might be racist? The internet may have cost Lucy Lawless a Star Wars role George Lucas finally gets his own figurine Mandalorian season 3 begins filming

A toast to an iconic filmmaker who passed away... Wait, he's still alive? Then make it a toast to a future geek of the week!Links:Disco Elysium coming to Nintendo Switch Chris Pratt cast as Mario Triplets! Obi Wan Series wraps filming Marcia Lucas doesn't like the Star Wars sequels Daniel Craig thinks James Bond should remain a man