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Episode 12 has smashed through your window like a stray note attached to a brick! Check us out as we discuss the gay sex shenanigans happening atop one of Truro's backstreets, Dennis Rodman's latest 'bout of madness, a man who tried to get oral sex from a horse, the art of sexting, a 98 year old murderer, people mad over black nativity scenes, the effects of alcohol & various drugs, and much, much more! Geez Louise! Like the NWO, Background Noise is just too....sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

The show that is changing the world, Background Noise, is crashing through your door and getting all up in your face like a God damn Silverback gorilla! Here are just a couple of key phrases to give you an idea about what episode 11 is all about: penises on fire, swine flu-resistant sex positions, dancing with Downs syndrome, role models, loneliness, porn virgins, "the talk", drunken madness & kung-fu wives. That's not all, of course, but if none of that gets your attention, you're probably an uptight dullard anyway. Bon Appetit, ears!

Gadzooks! Episode 10 is here! Can you believe it? 10! Well, you should believe it because you've just been told! There are words coming out of mouths, and these words are hilarious and full of spizazz - which is spaz and pizazz put together, by the way! Listen up for talk about pump-it-up bras, a man who sleeps with his dead wife & a discussion about lies and speaking the truth! We've also got dating deal-breakers, lines from awful sex novels, co-ed students doing the nasty and more! Ooey gooey soft and chewy! LET US IN YOUR EARS!

Background Noise can't stop and won't stop! This week's episode is more exciting than a roller-coaster riding a roller-coaster! GAW DAAAAAAMN! We've got talk about a "knee-jerk reaction", the box office smash New Moon, the true evil of popcorn, fat people, roaming baboon gangs, sexual presidents, a man who pays kids to spit in his face, a 10 year old kid tasered, blind dating, the dating game & dating stories stories, FMP's album release & MORE! We even discuss the eternal question: would you put your life on the line to save a stranger? OH BOY! Strap yourselves in and prepare for a wild ride!

Prepare your ears for a hilarious assault because Background Noise is back at it like a jackhammerin' jackrabbit! Here are some of the things that you can look forward to hearing about in this exciting installment: Brock Lesnar's holey intestine, 7 things good parents do to screw up their kid's life, Faith healing doesn't work, Tall women, Pointy bras making a comeback, Disgusting pop flavors, texting behind the wheel, Youth violence & more! Laughs and opinions galore! WOWZERS!

Background Noise is back! Join us as we discuss the ridiculous things that celebrities spend money on, Coolio's upcoming MMA bout, the walking dead, a turtle god, Jesus found in a dog's asshole, giant sushi, a woman allergic to her husband's jizz, an enthralling discussion about happiness & much more! We've got a long episode for ya again, but hey, we only do this once a week so if you like laughing, learning, and being entertained I'm sure that you'll be able to find the time to listen! Put some Background Noise in your life, ya schlubs!

Background Noise is back with another spectacular episode chock full o' laughs and information! Check out some of these juicy headlines to get a jizt of what your ears will be subjected to this time around: Teletubby stick-up, Facebook banter, Space Hotel 2012, Ban on dirty dancing, Man sues over lack of "Axe Effect", Real life Dr.Frankenstein, Monstrous jellyfish, Girly men invading Japan & more!

This week Background Noise brings you it's extended Halloween extravaganza. That's right, we went into some over-time for that ass! We've got animal attacks, Halloween memories, horror movies, treehouses, H1N1 talk, Q&A from the Red Matter forums, baby soup & more! Sink your fangs in, you spooky ghouls!

Episode 4 is here and what a DOOZY it is! We've got all kinds of topics for ya this week: Ninjas, prostitutes, indestructible babies, Leona Lewis getting clobbered, the Balloon Boy, a dog thief & a whole lotta death! What more could ya ask for? A fake interview with a rap star? Oh, well guess what? We've got that for ya too! SURPRISE!

Here are some of the stories discussed this time around: A cop beats down a special needs student, Theoren Fleury's dick was touched as a kid, Marge Simpson in Playboy, 2 halfwits jump into a tiger pit, a shit-covered man jumps into a pool, Mickey Rourke says "fag" and pisses people off, People on Facebook are idiots, Bas Rutten self-defense tricks & more!

In episode 2, we talk about David Letterman's sex life, a hilarious local man who enjoys watching strangers sleep, South Park's new episode, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a homeowner who was shot 6 times by police...while a home invader was in his kid's room, a crackhead who sings Amazing Grace at a funeral, and this amazing new trend in Japan called "Rent-A-Friend"

Check out the pilot episode of Red Matter's podcast, "Background Noise", with Devin Deuville, Luke James, Derrek Ord, Zaki Rafih & Jon Sangster! In this episode, the fellas discuss Roman Polanski's rape case, MacKenzie Phillips getting plowed by her own father, The Cleveland Show pilot, rapper DMX's upcoming MMA match, Louis CK's show in Halifax, wrestler Kurt Angle's recent woes, the noises pornstar Lexington Steele makes when he busts a nut, Captain Picard acting as a gay man, sneak peaks of some FMP tracks & more! WHAT A SHOW!