Sinopsis
Betsy is nearly killed by her blind deaf somewhat vicious shitzu, adopting an elderly dog was a bad idea, thank God it comes with an expiration date! The scariest roommate in the world? A 300lb bisexual who finds men on IRC and brings them home- then of course tries to wake you up for a threesome. True Story.
Episodios
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 25, 2006
25/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-25.mp3 Show: #278 Length: 21:58 Size: 21.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 25, 2006 Have you ever let someone keep using a word that you know is being applied improperly or even made up for some inner passive satisfaction? I usually don't and will try to sneak in the proper verb or noun when appropriate. On this show I let Betsy roll. Betsy is doing it up today again with her one stem glasses And she's on the wine tip, not whine Table spoon in her sauce . . . it is a tumbler We read two emails from listeners that sum up our last week Betsy reading while sauced . . . priceless I'm an "ok guy" and Betsy is "witty" Sharing intense stories Thanks for sending these in guys :) I'm not drunk Kris Folicular Agitation - red head Second email gets read Wisdom came flowing in today The laid back people rose up "Take it in stride you can't please everyone." "I balance out all you crazy mother fuckers." I cut the cake that is not hosting Massive projects Because of Kris, Be
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 22, 2006
22/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-22.mp3 Show: #277 Length: 39:40 Size: 27.2 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 22, 2006 Betsy eye rollin, you can do it too Sweet Slowsky is full of garage sale stuff for Betsy to sell The Tri-County Twins and Triplet Sale This is where I took pictures last time of the crazy mommies with homemade carts Laundry baskets fixed together with belts Lots of get pregnant drugs used around here and they have lots o'babies This is not a normal sale for Betsy Joining forces with your sister She's selling the DPV ResaleQueen.com is up and ready to go How long it takes to get anywhere New eye rolling subject Betsy rolls in slow motion ready to slay some people Sister won't hold her back I was thinking about Booba today in my car Someone knocks on the door and there is a hot woman standing looking back at me It all goes the worng way . . . should have kept it to myself The Slowsky smell Betsy is ready for a trunk No parking on the street Kris is losing his mind Next week Kris will
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 20, 2006
20/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-20.mp3 Show: #276 Length: 43:08 Size: 29.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 20, 2006 The show notes will be short today. I have to run to get some other stuff done before I head to work and need to get this posted so you can start your day with the Smith posse. Kris makes a references to bricks . . . say what? Betsy was late last night gone and where? Turns out she visited her friend Carla What if the baby wakes up? Fuck that he's a parent he can get up there and rock her to sleep Betsy's friend has another friend . . . a friend nemesis People have many emotions and we put them out there If we didn't talk about our lives in a true sense with emotion then we would be lying Everybody has had impulses Kris talks more about these NFL player podcasts - see yesterday's show for links Getting it together to keep living in this house We recap the last 2 1/2 years of our lives She was right I would listen to it again 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Li
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 18, 2006
18/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-18.mp3 Show: #275 Length: 36:28 Size: 25.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 18, 2006 0% September 11th drama around here Kris says I'm not dealing with it His usual process it takes him a week to ge it Last week was the NFL podcast launch Special Note: You will only be able to see the podcast pages not the other areas of the sites. Larry Fitzgerald Joe Jurevicius Joe Horn Steve Smith Betsy could hold it down Except when she sees money coming in and then slows her ebay stuff Betsy's Hebrew Green Eggs and Ham Kris thinks it is the score of the century . . . better than 1st edition Torah Where's Waldo in French Things not to do: Tree trimming 9:30 at night in the dark The family is oout doin it up Trimming the night before dries out the branches The dog is even with us Zeus starts to spaz out Running in loops He starts a run at Gigi like a crazed horse He hits her and she does a flip and lands on her head and back Betsy saves her dog with a shout Kris gets to Gigi and
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 15, 2006
15/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-15.mp3 Show: #274 Length: 30:41 Size: 21.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 15, 2006 Simulated phone call from Betsy to Kris This is my daily life Completed vs. Active Betsy would rather give away junk than an iPod Garage door opener broken 3 days of it not releasing Betsy says she needs a de-funkifier Her smelly American Girl Doll Betsy, when is the last time you have seen a 'new' box What's your point? I get new used stuff all the time at Goodwill He was put up to it "I just really enjoy watching men squirm" Booba is CEO of Smith Household With her social work degree she could be a Super Max warden She wants to be a probation officer when she grows up Tough love and redemption are Betsy's life themes What is a Shirt Tails Plush? Betsy can't tell people her secrets Elliot sucking on garage sale toys Let's get on this 300 by the 300th Betsy wants to be paid in Golden Retreivers 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 11, 2006
11/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-11.mp3 Show: #273 Length: 32:11 Size: 22.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 11, 2006 Uber short show notes today due to Kris not feeling well. Dog talk . . . Zeus bladder issues Kris' non-dog love Betsy claims Kris grumpiness Attacking peeps Betsy says Kris is working too much Kris says Kris is working too much Betys's repsonse is mini vacations without Kris Slowsky carpet Betsys does the Renn Faire It takes forever 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 08, 2006
08/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-08.mp3 Show: #272 Length: 29:07 Size: 20.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 8, 2006 No full intro today Betsy starts making funny hand gestures Her dog looks like the BBK He looks like a spooky eyeless doll His brain is like a wire that goes from his eyes to the back of his brain Though he is the bright spot in our lives this week Fancy stripper pole? I wish! Betsy talks about the non-painted basement The saddest daddy story of my daddy career It's like selling junk . . . I love it We all sit in the same spots No switching sides of the bed How can setting the table be bad? Sometimes I enjoy the fact that you aren't around a lot Maggie takes the plate for me and she put it by the basement door Elliot set table and put martini glass out for grandma Betsy is worried about Gigi not speaking enough We'll clap for Googie, but she won't say anything that we want her to Our collective hard-headedness is magnified in our children "I'm not gonna do it unless I want to do it
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 06, 2006
06/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-06.mp3 Show: #271 Length: 37:06 Size: 25.4 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 6, 2006 The second show of the night . . . forgot to hit record We've had a rough couple of days You know crazy shit happens to us When people tell you that you need to call your senator you have had a bad ass Want to know what our lives are like . . . listen to this show It all begins by working on labor day for Kris Getting good for the family I got into an arguement with chick at KFC I should have went home Karma has it out for me, it skewers me Don's say stuff like that I'm a Unitarian Nobody drives everyone walks The area is heavily police patrolled The family on bikes is spotted from far away Here comes the forest preserve cop They are half-way in between real cop and mall cop The woman waves at me to say thanks for letting us through the crosswalk Where did these cops come from? I'm minding the speed limit Two police cars driving really fast Well, I am starting to think it has somet
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Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 01, 2006
01/09/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-09-01.mp3 Show: #270 Length: 20:18 Size: 13.9 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris September 1, 2006 We have Maggie with us this afternoon . . . this is going to be tough eBay Christmas season is going to begin soon Twins and triplets sale again Betsy blew it with puppy school at the shooting range It was at a former gun club Doggy problems Yellow lab with spaz features Zeus looked like an angel Dog was not into school Betsy has always wanted a gay dog Poor doggy boundries Tackling dogs Snapping johnsons Making good headlines Kris blows the Slowsky story Dog eyeball story Kris says let's leave . . . typical What Kris would do if neighbor's hous was on fire Doggy psychology Maggie lets loose with the crying and that ends the show 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 30, 2006
30/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-30.mp3 Show: #269 Length: 31:19 Size: 21.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 30, 2006 Betsy still working the intro As parents we got our asses kicked Not feeling the welcome Powerpoint needs to die when used by educators I don't want to look at dancing lunch meat Granola is off limits with chocolate There was a weird vibe between Elliot's teacher and Betsy Elliot is in back of room which looks like front of room He'll be carving his name in the desk soon There's nothing you can say but good stuff when 30 parents are all listening Eye contact has dipped to zero and she sized up Booba Elliot will suffer know because of it The tall child in front that everyone listens too He is struggling in all first grade things Camp to this has to be a hard transistion for him Working at home with Elliot is even on routine it fails Google how to put out the fire Slowsky didn't get an oil change before our vacation It stopped leaking oil . . . there was no more to leak Betsy is back a
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 28, 2006
28/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-28.mp3 Show: #268 Length: 34:22 Size: 23.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 28, 2006 Oh there is a new sound in town Betsy is grumping about having to breath The light glaring off your head is burning my retinas and making me sleepy The evolution in razors You would have been a wooly monster The terminal point of beard growing I don't know my terminal length The fifth blade removes the top layer of skin The worst mother dig of all time from Betsy Lips doth did part Today has been a crazy day I told the man it was a weird day Kris missed saving a family of 4 that drove into a lake somehow It is a fake lake to supply a subdivision waterfall Kris sort of saw it happen With CopmUSA closing I was preoccupied I hear the sounds from the accident and agray flash through the neighbors houses I was looking the wrong way when we drove by, didn't think of the lake Well, I didn't hear them screaming . . . they were drowning As they are gasping their lasts breaths pressed against
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 25, 2006
25/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-25.mp3 Show: #267 Length: 31:28 Size: 21.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 25, 2006 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered! Who's that voice? Running out of breath Get some exercise Mr. B Betsy is getting into this exercise bit Like most of America I am motivated by reality television Maybe I shoould get off the couch "Workout" the show Cobwebs on the mic The only celebrity is Jodi Watley Billy Ocean tomorrow Breast reduction surgery no needed What man stands behind that surgery Two bar stools on wheels to push them around Two great acres for one great house Kris's stress level is through the roof and it
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 23, 2006
23/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-23.mp3 Show: #266 Length: 28:54 Size: 19.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 23, 2006 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered! You decide You look like the people on "V" My dad had this girlfirend at that time Barbies's like "V" people Stuck in the room with a SciFi fan Lord Hubbard Betsy gets right into the email of stating the obvious That was kind of mean to email to my husband We get it very often I know that Betsy is funny, funnier than I am. That is why she is on all the time. Cosby reruns Here's the how we started podcasting Kris gives up Betsy finishes the story because it is boring and she make it
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 21, 2006
21/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-21.mp3 Show: #265 Length: 29:16 Size: 20.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 21, 2006 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered! The long intro with the email from the tab Betys won't look at me "Nobody likes your intro" More people like the chick voice I'll do it for you for a small fee Betsy did The Great American Yard Sale this weekend and we roll with it Having a puppy is like having four kids Betsy goes for gypsy blood "Look at her run" Rookies will tell you what they want Kris is going to have his man card revoked for saying "Pram" The big stuff doesn't fit Why do you have three "prams"? Sellin on eBay
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 18, 2006
18/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-18.mp3 Show: #264 Length: 24:58 Size: 17.1 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 18, 2006 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered! It' show notes lite again, sorry. I have a crazy work schedule this week. Hopefully, I can elaborate more soon. Betsy calls me a dog hater I don''t have time for anybody who wants to pee on me Zeus isn't asking me to write a check People who dodge punches are not Kris I get right in the way of them People who make me nervouse Used car guy who doesn't have the title The last person you want to see is someone that you sold a used car to at your door He's got nothing to lose Oil light
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 16, 2006
16/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-16.mp3 Show: #263 Length: 33:33 Size: 23.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 16, 2006 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered! As you can see by the graphic and the stuff on the site we are starting the 300 by 300th listener drive and contest today. I am in a huge hurry so I can't say more now. Listen to that sweet new voice "Welcome to Palegroove Studios" The long intro with email addresses in it Kris welcomes the new people and talks more about the 300 by 300th Betsy says that she wants "thesmithmall" as a Handle Sometimes she goes to sites and it is taken As of this morning 9 people Betsy says that the E
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 14, 2006
14/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-14.mp3 Show: #262 Length: 31:38 Size: 21.7 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 14, 2006 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed As you can see by the graphic and the stuff on the site we are starting the 300 by 300th listener drive and contest today. I am in a huge hurry so I can't say more now. Super duper ooper short show notes for now.Betsy is at her best on this show. Enough said.
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 11, 2006
11/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-11.mp3 Show: #261 Length: 39:03 Size: 26.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 11, 2006 We figured out what to do for the 300th show . . . give some stuff away. We're calling it "300 by 300th". It's quite ambitious. Here's the timeline: 1) Send us an email, "You should listen to Croncast because . . ."2) Many emails will be put in special page on Monday the 14th3) 300 by 300th begins with more information, graphics, links and registration page on the site4) We hit 300 registered new listeners (some information to follow) and the new listener wins a 30gb iPod and the referring listener wins one also. Here we come, recorded on our anniversary You will want to remeber the email thing . . . like you forgot We recorded this on our 10th wedding anniversary on the 10th Betsy wants to tell the story of yesterday She speaks of the many phone calls to her mother It is a size issue is all Betsy hears She says Kris can't keep a secret Kris was talking abou
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 09, 2006
09/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-09.mp3 Show: #260 Length: 29:40 Size: 20.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 09, 2006 Happy anniversary, though it really isn't today Betsy's sister has ruined the magic by telling us when it really is "We can have a lovefest for days, right?" "Are you kidding . . . we have kids" Betsy and her sister having snacks We are going to pretend that it is the 20th Figuring out what day it is by using a calendar online Computers have taken the mystery out of almost everything No excuse for blissful ignorance Betsy kidnapped me and car jacked me On way to Verizon store and Betsy detours Time to get Booba a new phone Kris: manipulated again into letting Betsy take charge Kris has a great day today Sean says I have right to bew grumpy and Betsy should put up with it I'm a bear that has to hibernate Anniversary is coming I have no clue where Betsy is takin me I thought it would be something nice It turns out that God spelled backwards and put Patch after it and that is where I en
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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 07, 2006
07/08/2006 Duración: 30minCroncast - 2006-08-07.mp3 Show: #259 Length: 37:08 Size: 25.5 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 07, 2006 After Friday we got like 0 email The other sdie of Kris Betsy is my anti-depressant Sooooo much going on that we can't talk about . . . we apologize Starting your own business has drama with it Betsy says now I am ready for her confession Something to do with Carl Your pregnant and my vasectomy didn't work No Kris I wouldn't break that on the show Kris' voice is tight I know you can hear it It made our dinner guests stressed too "Is it is us? What did we do?" It was supposed to be used for our anniversary What am I getting? I t hought I already got it Betsy says, oooooh a back-up server Come on get on the Betsy train Get on board to find out where it is going Shit is bad when it starts out with "You know I love you" Is there any respect left in the world, does anyone . . . karma has taken a dump on my face Two ends of the spectrum People let me know So it is a dog Betsy has been doin