Croncast Season 20 | Life Is Show Prep

Croncast - 2008-04-17.mp3 Show: #480 Length: 32:24 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Short ones this time Before you even open your trap, Betsy And clean the lint from yours Nice tight and concise . . . Here is what happens with Croncast at 500 When they put the B before the K Doesn't sound right to me We are going to re-brand the show And move to one day a week . . . But, BUT, you the listener could get it up to two or even three days Do tell, Kris Do you remember "Tell a Friend Friday"? Evo told tons of people So for the next 20 shows you need to tell all of your people to listen to Croncast At 500 shows if we double audience size we will go to two days a week At 500 shows if we have tripled the audience size we will do three days a week So you've got to get to it Hopefully it will spr

Croncast - 2008-04-11.mp3 Show: #479 Length: 26:37 Size: 18.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! I is swamped my people. Show notes take another on the chin. If anyone has the time to put some show notes together for this episode feel free to and send them on I'll put them in here and give you a huge shout out, like, where I say your name loudly. Shout out goes to BigJon - super player and show note maker Show Notes: Croncast intro 11 more days to Earth Day Dry crocodile skin Welding company hand model Cooking show video No wrist bones Fitness routine Armchair critic Addiction to nitrates Living ex-pat life Aversion to guns Comments on moving House hunting in SF Good schools and Thrifty Republicans Drew Peterson on Larry King Looking in the woods near us Stacey Peterson signs Police officer son We go

Croncast - 2008-04-09.mp3 Show: #478 Length: 28:01 Size: 19.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! The cough has subsided Talk of the vacation Jeanie Did you brush the baby's hair? How about a coat? I need to show up and take care of this stuff What kind of planning are you talking about? You will be tourists I don't like to travel and feel like a tourist Hopping on and off the bus You will organize your trip for junk You won't be able to bring junk home What are you talking about? I will be FedEx'ing that stuff I have a funny box story for you I went to a new Kinkos They weren't my people She says, "Do you work at Alta?" What is Alta? You were missing the clear plastic purse The retail mistrust of employees I can't imagine working in retail the rest of my life Did my bit Then she gets it The light wen

Croncast - 2008-04-07.mp3 Show: #477 Length: 33:02 Size: 22.7 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: TBD. Stop by and buy them a drink or two! It's like having naked people on web site Sure, it is nerd porn If you had a math site You could put up a really hot formula Don't open your eyes it will make it real Big weekend and Betsy alone time I found out alone time is overrated I love the kids but I didn't miss them Normally when I am alone, I am with Vicky That means you are not alone You guys spend too much time together Something like that Betsy you watch Vicky Security has your picture up on the wall Did I ever tell you about Vicky almost being kidnapped? No, you never have But it explains a lot about your relationship Vicky is going to get a goat if she moves to Virginia That's is like having a girlfriend in Canada "I have a goat in Virginia"

Croncast - 2008-04-04.mp3 Show: #476 Length: 29:53 Size: 20.5 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes My brain gears are spinning I can't even speak I don't hear voices Genetic tendency to be a gear head No I don't think Kris has a weird cough I feel burned by the Radio Shopping Show How can you get burned by them? They stuck it to me No The hotel we got for $100+ a night Turns out I can get it on Expedia for $63 a night Oh, baby Was it an Expedia deal? You can get them that cheap You end up with a bed mate Not even the Sybaris Do they have them other places? We'll talk Sybaris later And I found out that . . . The bathroom is shared Shared by who? Everyone on our floor Convincing yourself the stay will be fabulous I am letting Jeanie pick the itinerary Smart move Betsy line for locals. . . Get ready for it Jeanie "My last name is really Shilts. My uncle was Randy Shilts." Shut up You'll be using it to try to get dinner reservations I could use that the Sybaris Me working at h

Croncast - 2008-04-02.mp3 Show: #475 Length: 29:23 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Butterfly eyebrows vs. Caterpillar Eyebrows Like a monarch flying to Mexico I got invited to the beard appreciation group on flickr Oh, no Mr B I thought it was a manly man thing Yes, it was very manly Betsy, you have to quit calling me 'Bears' Please, call the people off My queer friends, help me It's not so bad Kris If you loose you job we could wrap you in We could cover your moob nipples and sell photos It's like telling people your whole life Kris with a k And everyone thinks you are a chick You should let this slide Every 5 minutes you are making another joke I am uncomfortable with being hit on If the strippers were hitting on me you would be freaking There are bear strippers Baby I need to shave off my goatee You dress like you are twelve I'm not talking to you I don't remember this story How would he know? Wearing the wrong size of pants It was your fault, Betsy You

Croncast - 2008-03-31.mp3 Show: #474 Length: 27:20 Size: 18.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes The show notes suffer today. I gots lots on my plate. Good show though.

Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3 Show: #473 Length: 11:17 Size: 7.84 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Shout to Mike Dunn You are digging yourself a hole Kris Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet Like a mommy in the morning? Putting on deodorant walking down the block Not one person looked at me sideways Don't ask him for money I love New York I want to live someplace with a goat They won't let me have a goat in New York Well, when it poops they would see it People just might want to eat your goat It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk She had toe rings That was it getting on the plane The kids keep going ape I knock her Starbucks down and spill it I am in row one, so I can get out quick I really wanted to help this woman Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee She says, "Let me clean it up" She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different Did you get a toe ring to the face? Turns out t

Croncast - 2008-03-26.mp3 Show: #472 Length: 18:00 Size: 16 MBmb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Going sans show notes on this one guys. I am sitting on the couch of the gracious host that has been putting me up for the last two nights typing this out. No longer on couch now at train typing furiously. Here she be. The Resale Queen Podcast is now here! Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST

Croncast - 2008-03-24.mp3 Show: #471 Length: 26:34 Size: 18.9mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Wish I had done show notes last night Trying to the show to download from my phone isn't going too quickly OK, here's what I got The laughing intro Betsy has to stop She can't handle not making fun of me Oh, Mr B You'll be gone for 3 days You're boyfriend would come out of the closet How did I slip through? If it were 1950 I would be married to a gay man Now they're strolling to Erasure hand in hand Isn't that ABBA? Whitney was for the queens too? Yes, Kris Why do you think they like me so much? That is what will hold you back from being a republican No that would be my moral compass It's called empathy Henry is still trying to make me a republican You have a manic nature with work Just put a chip in me Interfacing with machines would be much easier What did you just think? I won't be held to testify, I can't tell you The Resale Queen Podcast is now here! Every Saturday by 9 a

Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3 Show: #470 Length: 15:41 Size: 10.8mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes We keeps it short today Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever It's one half of a show So I was at Goodwill What story you tell doesn't start this way? My pockets were loaded I don't trust my purse You shouldn't We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet? Nope Another day Not to be disgusting Sure I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door I pulled up my pants with ferocity As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter Oh, Baby I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet Multi-use public toilet I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet Baby, I gotta tell ya You should have just left it Goodwill urine water would do it You could have sold it with your personal information What are they going to steal? Your skype number? This person could use more friends Lists of potential friends I love the idea How much is a list of friends fro

Croncast - 2008-03-19.mp3 Show: #469 Length: 27:10 Size: 18.7mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Taking you to the hospital was a bit comedic You are such an ass Listen, it had to be done I asked you not to put that picture on the internet You did and then 20 minutes later you said put it up Technologically challenged isn't something you can plead Sell all of your clothes and buy an iPod That is the way it should be done "We're going to have to start an IV" No, no, no It gave me a flashback to giving blood Those self-satisfied, holier than though bloodletting freaks Sitting around sipping orange juice and eating vanilla wafers Even the dancing blood drop He is the smuggest prick around I've had two children the IV was the worst part Just do it Don't tell me about it This was a serious deal You couldn't let this thing fester I was down here digging ditches for you I am going to get you a bottle a Workahol I gotta be here to support you Waskily wabbit do I need to you to show

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