Hallow-holics Anonymous Podcast

Corruption and violence stalk the streets of New York, and only one undead but sometimes living man can deliver justice equally to the good and the bad, indiscriminately killing each and every one of them who stand in his way. In this episode, we discuss just how far that Maniac Cop will go in our Maniac Cop trilogy retrospective.

I don't want to be buried--ever, I want to live forever, but this isn't about my issues. It's about our issues with the new Pet Sematary. It's also about the original. In this episode Corey and Maddy compare the two. The good. The bad. The dead and ugly.

Summer is coming. I think we all know what that means--vacations. Whether it's to a mundane motel on a stretch of beach far from civilization, a run-down mental hospital in Romania, or a charming Irish castle packed to the brim with cranky ghosts, everybody needs to unwind. This week, that's just what Corey and Maddy do as they discuss the latest horror pack, 'High Spirits' and 'Transylvania 6-5000'.

All around the world, it's the same song - - weddings and honeymoons are nothing but trouble. Don't take it from us, take it from Gene Wilder and Chevy Chase. They only ever end up in zany mayhem, mutant babies, and crazy capers with werewolves and drunken butlers. Join us in this episode as we discuss 'Haunted Honeymoon' and 'Nothing but Trouble'. Also, help us bid good-bye to Coffin Box one last time.

I hope you've got a license to drive. Don't want to get lost, boys. After all, you can't kill gremlins or goonies with a silver bullet. Now that we've got all the references to movies we're not talking about out of the way, this is our belated April Fools special in which Corey finally gets his way, the horror is shoved in the closet for a moment, and we discuss Dream a Little Dream 1 and 2.

School is back in session. I've always wanted to say that. With the Spring semester heating up, it's time to go back to a simpler time for all of you ex-high schoolers out there, and a miserable torture session for the current high schoolers. In this episode Corey's got a new horror pack, and we discuss the heartwarming classics 'Final Exam' and 'Return to Horror High'.

Keep your scalpels handy, the Hallow-Holics are back for yet another stab-tastic episode. Don't you just hate when you have to get your face replaced? What about when you're reduced to just a pretty stump in a flower box? In this episode, we explore two movies that show you just how to handle those tricky situations with the 1960 French classic 'Eyes Without a Face' and Crispin--I mean Julian Sand's brilliant romantic comedy 'Boxing Helena'

Art is [obligatory avant garde pose] SUBJECTIVE. Velvet Buzzsaw, however, was terrible. Journey with us into the art world as we explore this, Bucket of Blood, Corey's monthly horror pack, and the pretentious critics within us all.

No movies today folks, just some good old traumatizing monster history and ghostly discussion. Iceland, the Phillipines, China, England--we're traveling the world and hoping if we're lucky Spring-Heeled Jack won't catch up to us.

In this, our first 'Valentine's Day' special, we celebrate a day dedicated to love. Love of Scott Valentine. Deadtime Stories and The Unborn 2 feature in this episode, reminding us that it's the dosage that makes the poison - - and both movies are sadly very lacking in the recommended daily dosage of Scott Valentine.

Can you honestly say you've never been to a truck stop bathroom that struck fear into your heart? Or spoke to a gas station attendant you were absolutely convinced had somehow signed a pact with the old gods to ensure his prices were always higher than the next closest station 20 miles down the road? This episode examines how evil those institutions are when we examine Retro-Active and Splinter. No shirts. No shoes. No service!

In this, our 50th episode (yes, 50th - - not 52nd, you're crazy), we delve into the terror that is THE TINGLER, and then the sheer badassery of Tom Atkins in Night of the Creeps. We also discuss some favorites over the last 10 decades, and agree unanimously that Corey doesn't know what a 1970s movie is.

Join Corey and Maddy tonight for a simple and sweet review on the new Suspiria remake. Shortly followed this week by our 50th episode special!

Happy New Year, from Hallow-Holics Anonymous! Happy New Year from Hallow-Holics Anonymous! Happy--wait, sorry. Had a little deja vu for a second. In this episode we ring in the new year, the new season, and a new set of possibilities...including Corey's latest Coffin Box, Horror Pack, and the films 'Happy Death Day' and 'Bloody New Year'.

Just when you thought Christmas was over, Santa's back - - and he's either an immortal Finnish demon, or just your weird neighbor with all those red and white tchotchkes. Never fear, Corey and Maddy are here to help you navigate through Santa's creepy trappings in 'Christmas Evil' and 'Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale' and sing a special Christmas carol along the way.

Attention shoppers, check out the mall's hardware store for all your chainsaw and defensive needs. There's also a sale on fuel, supplies, and bullets at the hunting goods emporium. Do not touch the robotic security and avoid the bowling alley. This week the theme is 'mall horror', and what better way for Corey and Maddy to explore the terror of the mall than by talking about Chopping Mall and Sorority Babes in the Slime Bowl Bowl-o-Rama?

Magic! Mayhem! Suspense! Romance! Razor wire and broken glass! Tune in this week with Corey and Maddy for a wild ride with Veronica Lake as the witch whose gams just won't quit, and ride on into the Dario Argento masterpiece, Suspiria!

Tis the seas--oh, right, it's still November. Okay, well pass the green bean casserole and don't skimp on the fried onions! The turkey will be done soon, but in the meantime let's talk turkey about 'Turkee', the world's most dastardly feathered villain who stars in the movies of the week: Thankskilling 1 and 3. Sit back, relax, undo a belt loop (or four) and enjoy.

Space. There's a lot of it out there. Time. There's a lot of that too. When space and time collide in a tentative thematic episode, you get two movies set in the future, and one of them is in SPACE. This week Corey and Maddy discuss 'Mindwarp' and 'Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone'. No, not THAT Forbidden Zone.

Happy Halloween! Did you enjoy Halloween? We sure as heck did, and we talk about it too. We also discuss horror pack and what constitutes an 'offensive' costume.