Chrissie, Sam & Browny

Lots happening in the world of celebs, we’ve had a tour announcement from Hilary Duff that she’s heading down under, ‘Scrubs’ is returning (read: and why??), Robert Irwin is set to be the host of a Dancing with the Stars spin off and Jacob Elordi has donned the Sydney Premier of Wuthering Heights with an engraved gold tooth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mel said previously this week that North West was her favourite Nepo Baby and so Jack’s decided to bring Ireland Baldwin to the chat with her rules on how to be a Nepo Baby, so Mel’s in training!! Plus, since we’re all in a fan fare after Bad Bunny’s Half Time Performance, Mel’s done the hard yards and found someone’s who translated the lyrics for us all. 00:00 - Wev'e got schnackkzzz 01:43 - What are you doing for Valentine's Day 04:44 - Bad Bunny, but make it English 09:14 - The rules of a Nepo Baby 13:23 - Do we like the gold tooth? 18:30 - Tammy's got a new man... 20:47 - Chrissie's Quizzie 23:31 - Mel's got a Winter Olympics update 27:40 - Chrissie's Correspondence 31:21 - Scrubs is back...why?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack and Mel yesterday discussed how in America, Maccas is combining caviar and nuggets and Mel admitted she's never tried caviar or the combination, so Jack made it happen...they had a bump! Plus, James Van Der Beek of Dawson from Dawson's Creek has tragically passed away and Mel needs your help to convince Jack to get streaming! 00:00 - Is brain health a thing? 01:51 - Lana Del Ray has revealed the name of her upcoming single... 05:47 - James Van Der Beek has tragically passed 09:14 - Why should Jack get into Dawson's Creek? 13:27 - So, Zayn never loved Gigi? 16:40 - We're havin' a bump in the studio! 19:13 - Chrissie's Quizzie 22:20 - Mel's here for her first Sweeping Statement 25:47 - What's your sweeping statement? 31:21 - Jill Zarin has been fired and Jack's passionate about itSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After 20 + years, it's been decided that the cause of Kurt Cobain's death may not be what we once thought it was. Investigators have reopened the case, thanks to new evidence that may suggest it was a homicide...Plus, Zayn Malik has revealed to host of Call Her Daddy, Alex Cooper that he's not sure he's ever been in love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack's made a claim that getting today's guest on the show might be the best thing he's done in his radio career in 10 years. That's right, we're talkin' to a bush, a Bad Bunny Bush! Plus, Mel's love of drama comes out again today in taking us through an Olympian's mad attempt to win her back and what MAFS are calling 'Revolutionary Week.'  00:00 - Mel's still in the hot seat! 02:16 - Who Am I? 05:07 - An Olympian has made a bold attempt to get his gf back 09:01 - So How'd you win them back? 14:48 - Britney's selling her songs! 19:08 - Mel's never tried nuggets & caviar.... 21:24 - Chrissie's Quizzie 25:21 - What's your unusual job title? 30:45 - It's a BUSH EXCLUSIVE 36:36 - Hailey Bieber's down underSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hailey Bieber has touched down in Sydney ahead of the launch of her Beauty Company in Australia, Rhode and we're all very excited...except Mel maybe needs to brush up a bit on what Rhode is!! Plus, Britney Spears has sold her catalogue of work, just like Justin did a few years back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's been raving about Bad Bunny's Half Time Performance at the 2026 Super Bowl, but something else that's taken us by storm is the fascination we all have with the 300 people who donned a costume made only of grass, Bad Bunny's bushes if you will. Jack managed to track a bush down so Jack and Mel could get all the grassy goss! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack’s been scrollin’ on his fave website, Reddit where he’s found a story of a young man in the US who needs to know if she should leave his girlfriend after she cooked for him using a seafood stock, fully aware of his seafood allergy. So, Jack & Mel hear your stories to help you decide whether you should stay or go? Plus, Mel brings a game to The Chrissie Swan Show, is it a MAFS vow or a Dog Shelter Bio? P.s Mel's still here with us today !! 00:00 - Has Jack done a welfare check? 02:09 - It's Tuesday, so it's Cheeessyyyyy 04:17 - Jack's been on Reddit again... 09:02 - Soooo, Let's play, Should I Stay or Should I go? 14:08 - Are Kim K and Lewis an actual 'thing'? 19:17 - Will Jack and Mel do the TikTok Dance? 20:48 - Chrissie's Quizzie 25:17 - Mel's come up with a new game 29:25 - Is it MAFS vow or is it a Shelter Dog Bio? 32:20 - How many make up touch ups did Mel do?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A photo of Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton ‘kissing’ at the Super Bowl yesterday was leaked, with the rumours swirling even more, but Deumoix have put those to bed revealing the photo is actually AI. Despite the truthfulness of it, Mel thought this was Kris Jenner anyway! Plus, Margot Robbie has revealed a present she received on her 24th birthday…and we have some questions!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swanny’s injured herself (we’ll find out more), but Mel Tracina is werkin’ over time and joins Jack in the studio today to chat about run clubs, everything that happened at the Superbowl (most of it was off the field) and Mel gives us an update on what’s happening in the Winter Olympics. Plus, Fitzy joined us live to chat about how life has changed given he doesn’t have to get up at the crack of dawn anymore! 00:00 - Swanny's injured herself...but Mel Tracina is werkin' overtime! 02:00 - Where'd you watch the Super Bowl? 05:08 - Jack hopes Run Clubs never find him 08:30 - What do you witness & think 'may this life never find me?' 11:38 -  Zara Larsson is coming! 12:41 - We've got tickets, want them?! 13:42 - Chappel won't do a shoey! 16:33 - Wuthering Heights is nearly here 18:17 - Chrissie's Quizzie  21:41 - Mel gives us a rundown on the Superbowl 27:45 - Fitzy is here after his 4:30am finish 32:56 - Did Mariah Carey lip sync?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

Chappel Roan is down under and is currently heading around as a member of Laneway’s Festival Line Up and was asked to do a shoey in front of the Gold Coast crowd where she flat out said NOO, and Jack & Mel back it…we’re better than that! Plus, Mariah Carey at the Winter Olympics, was she lip syncing…?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Kelce has revealed on his podcast that he broke one of Taylor’s chairs…and Chrissie says she’s broken ‘many many’ chairs herself. Plus, Wuthering Heights’ premiere tour is still kicking and Jacob’s given us an insight into what filming outside is really like!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luke Bateman joins us in the studio so we can ask him ALL the things about his concerning skincare routine from the Jungle, what he really thinks of Heated Rivalry and who’s most likely to out of his jungle mates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s found an article detailing Japan’s decision to cancel a Cherry Blossom Festival on the account of badly behaved tourists, and based on the reasons and your stories, we’ve diagnosed Aussies as *those* travellers. Plus, it’s the last day you’ll find a double pass to the Australian Grand Prix in the bumbag, so will Kim show third time lucky to be true? 00:00 - It's her Bday! 02:40 - Is it your Birthday this weekend? 05:59 - Japan have cancelled a festival because of badly behaved tourists 10:52 - Have you been the or seen a badly behaved tourist? 14:52 - Gronk has broken a chair! 19:08 - Sombr's got a new toooouune 20:36 - Chrissie's Quizzie - Will Kim get her tickets? 24:42 - Our fav Book-toker, Luke Bateman 36:05 - Chrissie's Yo-Plait Countdown 38:29 - The Wuthering Heights Aus Premiere is getting closerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the MAFS grooms injured himself last night and whilst Jack has some empathy for the injury, we can’t get enough of the audio. Plus we’ve coined Romeo Beckham the hottest, but it really just turned into Jack throwing shade to anyone from QLD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack posted a TikTok recently about his experience at one of his fav restaurants and the fact they rushed him out of the restaurant due to their table booking limits. Naturally, News.com.au asked for some words and Chrissie couldn’t WAIT to read it. Plus, we deep dive on Savannah Guthrie situation and how heartbreaking it all is. 00:00 - We've got a LOT on today 01:08 - We need to talk about Savannah Guthrie  05:48 - Sweeping Statements x Food Edition 09:16 - What's your sweeping statement? 13:49 - There's been a steamy MAFS incident 17:03 - Get the van ready for Chrissie! 19:24 - Chrissie's Quizzie 24:11 - Jack's TikTok was on News.com.au 28:45 - Outrage at Restaurants 21:36 - Chrissie's Yo-plait Countdown 34:35 - Do you like names with a Z in them?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie and Jack prefer calling Wednesday Bump Day (rather than Hump Day as it’s usually referred to) and we’ve got a lot to discuss! Jason Bateman has asked Charli XCX on his podcast whether or not she wants to have kids - Chrissie thinks that there’s no ill intent in asking the question, it’s just a generalisation, but Jack thinks nowadays, the question shouldn’t be asked…What do you think? Plus, our mate Dave Thornton stops by ahead of his new comedy show, More or Less. 00:00 - It's Bump Day! 01:08 - Enter..Mystic Chrissie 05:19 - Jason Bateman asked Charli XCX whether or not she will be having children? 11:46 - Can you ask someone that? 17:32 - Something's not adding up with Megan's Jams 21:28 - Chrissie gives us some music history 23:12 - Chrissie Quizzie...F1 style 25:04 - More or Less Dave Thornton 30:38 - Has Dave Thornton been influenced? 35:33 - YO-STOP, it's Chrissie's Yo-Plait Countdown! 37:06 - Jack's Boyfriend is injured...See omnystudio.com/listener for pri

Netflix staff have revealed that promoting the axing of Meghan Markle’s show, ‘With Love, Meghan’, they’ve found themselves in possession of a LOT of Jam and product that failed to sell, 600,000 units in fact. Plus, Jacob Elordi has had an accident in the shower and Jack is very concerned.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Thornton is stepping back on stage for an upcoming Stand Up show, whether he’s written yet or not ;), but we’ve found footage of him stepping up on a stand up Paddle Board and Chrissie’s got a reminder for 12 months to check back in to see if he’s still keeping it up. Plus, he dishes on his most recent experience at Prahan Pool, which Jack has deemed the Victorian home of the Gays.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bebe Rexah revealed that she’s currently got 3 on her ‘roster’ and Chrissie has never heard this term or the idea of having ‘a roster.’ Turns out some of you have a couple on yours and Chrissie had a LOT of questions, like how does it work? Do the other people on the roster know? Plus, Tennis Legend John McEnroe has ‘lost his cool’ with a persistent fan at Melbourne Airport…another cranky celeb!! 00:00 - Chrissie's hit the groove 01:47 - Cheesy Tuesday 03:41 - Bebe Rexah has 3 on the roster... 07:28 - How many do you have on the roster? 13:53 - Are Kim & Lewis Dating? 19:06 - Ahead of time, are you cranky? 20:17 - There's F1 Tickets in the Bumbag 26:34 - John McEnroe is THE Cranky Celeb 30:50 - What's your run in with a cranky celeb? 34:12 - Chrissie's Yo-Plait Countdown 36:12 - There's going to be lots of tears in the Clarkson householdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.