Comedy Parenting Radio

This will prove to be our most dangerous episode yet. Listen in as the Lawyer for Comedy Parenting Radio contacts Jerry during the show with a stern warning. Also, how much does it cost to operate a kissing machine, and what's going on in that tunnel?

Can you safely wheelbarrow a cake across a log over a mud pit? What is "pasturized" water? And what is that thing at the top of the flag pole that looks like cardboard? No camp is safe from Comedy Parenting Radio when host Jerry Begly finds out some of the secrets of a camp hidden high in the Rockies this week from Courtney on "Crazy Camp Capers."---photo credit: https://www.google.com/search?site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=756&q=ernest+p+worrell+at+camp&oq=ernest+p+worrell+at+camp&gs_l=img.3...1880.15106.0.15811.28.12.2.14.14.0.120.781.11j1.12.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..6.22.813.BDKZM_5dbuY#imgrc=jkmzRD_oroytaM%3A

Radio Personality Brian Bark (KMTS, Your Brand of Country, retired or maybe pink slipped) helps Jerry out with witty commentary, self-deprecating stories, and a nauseating ventriloquist dummy. This just gets weirder and weirder...

Listen in as Josiah lets host Jerry Begly know what 7 year olds are licking (or not supposed to be licking) these days. He's one precocious little dude, and comes up with some doozies! Warning: Don't lick these things at home. Lick them at your neighbor's house if you must...oophoto credit: https://www.google.com/search?site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1440&bih=731&q=kid+licking&oq=kid+licki&gs_l=img.1.8.0l4j0i30l6.3155.18081.0.25123.9.9.0.0.0.0.82.675.9.9.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.9.669.CaU9Gx2ztk0#imgrc=SQbIZtuRK65wXM%3A

Is that guy really going to rob the bank? Will that little girl get trampled by that big steer? How dangerous are Doritos? Find out this week on Comedy Parenting Radio when our Hoosier guest Connie discusses Moo Cow Makeup!oophoto credit : https://www.etsy.com/market/heart_shaped_glasses

Norman pops in and messes with Jerry as they discuss some of the grittier aspects of parenting... like assembling a bike on Christmas Eve, electro shock medicine, and packing washtubs into and out of the wilderness.photo credit: http://inhabitat.com/mowercycle-human-powered-lawnmower/mowercycle-human-powered-lawn-mower-bike-lawn-mower-bike-mower-bicycle-lawnmower-human-powered-lawn-mower-diy-design/

Think of lots and lots and lots of big spiders. Turn them loose in Texas. Add a motorcycle and a police officer. The results are unbelievable.photo credit: http://www.pangeareptile.com/forums/showthread.php?66531-Small-Tarantula-Collection

Buckle your seatbelts for a high octane interview with Davy, the Roadkill Expert. As usual, you cant't predict what you're going to hear, and Davy and Jerry don't let us down. We hope the Department of Highways doesn't hear this one. Warning: if you're offended by a flattened toad, skip this one!

Black Friday is a wreck for the people actually working in the store. Just ask "Uncle Bob." Comedy Parenting Radio brings you a store employee's-eye view of possibly the greatest unofficial holiday in the US. Better wear a helmet and pads to listen to this one!Photo Credit: Hannon/AP

"The problem with some people is, they're educated way beyond their intelligence." -Mark TwainKnow anyone who's ever been to college? They will cheer when they hear Gabriel the "Cheese Head" describe the foibles of modern college life. Your syllabus never mentioned THIS about the class! Be sure to share this episode with your overly educated friends.Photo Credit:http://www.forbes.com/sites/karstenstrauss/2015/09/30/what-college-kids-need-to-know-about-entrepreneurship-now/

Yee Haw! Comedy Parenting Radio puts you in the saddle with your snowmobile suit on in this outrageous discussion of riding horses in the Colorado high country. I'm gittin' goosebumps just thinkin' about it!Photo Credit:By Bauer, Erwin and Peggy, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Would you like to show up at High Tea all covered with mud? Heidi shows us that life in Paradise isn't all it's cracked up to be. Join Jerry and Heidi for an eye-opening look at "normal" in Marble, Colorado.Photo Credit:Ian Paterson [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons

This is a different Jim (How many Jims does Jerry know?), but the results are just as hilarious as in "Uncle Jim Wrecks the Toll Booth." Who will win, the rangers, the deer, or the campers? Find out with more nighttime shenanigans on Comedy Parenting!Photo Credit:"Pictograms-nps-ranger station-2" by NPS Graphics, converted by User:ZyMOS - http://www.nps.gov/hfc/carto/map-symbols.htm, Converted from PDF to SVG for the Open Icon Library. Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pictograms-nps-ranger_station-2.svg#/media/File:Pictograms-nps-ranger_station-2.svg"Seattle - Discovery Park ranger John Bierlein leading nature walk, circa 1985 (14886331416)" by Seattle Municipal Archives from Seattle, WA - Discovery Park ranger John Bierlein leading nature walk, circa 1985. Licensed under CC BY 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Seattle_-_Discovery_Park_ranger_John_Bierlein_leading_nature_walk,_circa_1985_(14886331416).jpg#/media/Fil

Skier Caleb Remington takes us to Aspen where crazy ski runs abound, Mine shafts, deep powder, and "Bloody Stump Creek Bed" are all in a day's skiing for these wacky guys.Photo Credit:Photo By Bob Peters: http://s133.photobucket.com/user/bob_peters/media/HeadShots-BobFalling1-31-06.jpg.html

How far will people go to save a dime? Jerry gives us the answer and ends up taking us on a wild nighttime police chase when uncle Jim has another driving incident or two.Photo Credit:By On-chan (Own work) [CC BY-SA 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons"FlameV1". Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:FlameV1.png#/media/File:FlameV1.png

What's the deal with hooking a computer up to a 100 year old church organ? Why is that guy bonking people on the head with a brass knob? Nancy describes to Jerry the secret, and not so secret, disasters of a professional organist. This show was not approved by the Bishop.Photo Credit:"JSchroeder-Viersen". Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:JSchroeder-Viersen.jpg#/media/File:JSchroeder-Viersen.jpg"Paul Siefert". Licensed under Public Domain via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Paul_Siefert.jpg#/media/File:Paul_Siefert.jpg

Getting ready for a family ski vacation in Aspen this winter? Don't hire this ski instructor for your family."This episode is not funny." - Al Gore, skier Photo Credit:"Telesiege" by historicair 29 mars 2005 à 21:40 - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Telesiege.JPG#/media/File:Telesiege.JPG

What does every parent in America have in their closet, besides Band Aids, and a yardstick? Join host Jerry Begly and special guest, Mark "cupcakes" Drudge, for a rollicking good show about being the parent every kid thinks is cool.Photo Credit:"Beach Themed Bridal Shower Cupcakes (4701417256)" by Clever Cupcakes from Montreal, Canada - Beach Themed Bridal Shower Cupcakes. Licensed under CC BY 2.0 via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Beach_Themed_Bridal_Shower_Cupcakes_(4701417256).jpg#/media/File:Beach_Themed_Bridal_Shower_Cupcakes_(4701417256).jpg