What Happending?

In the pilot, a police officer wrestles with near-impossible existential questions regarding law and order, crime and punishment, good and evil. In the finale, Mayor Royce has a truth serum for Andy. In between, Blue Bloods, Zippy the Chimp, The Thing with Two Heads, Oregon Park, and Training Day are also discussed.

In the pilot, Notch Johnson (to the mayor’s dismay) makes it to the sick kid’s event after escaping the massage parlor basement. In the finale, Notch and Co. get Sledgehammer!’d. In between, Red Shoe Diaries, Raw Reality, Bowling for Soup, Uncle Leo, and Sharknado are also discussed.

Wow this show was something else!

In honor of the third movie, we watched the long-forgotten TV show! In the pilot, the Assistant to the Regional Manager almost gets to go to Sacramento. In the finale, there is no water sealant, Nail World, Ari, Rufus, or Jesus.  Little Buddha, Binaca, Vlade Divac, White Chocolate, Graboids, Slan the Cat, and IQ are also discussed.    

In the pilot, there’s a bully and a Madea. In the finale, there’s a red curtain prison catered chandelier dinner. In between, The Madeaverse, burger tapping, Maple, Vlade Divac, king hats, and decorative broccoli are also discussed.

In the pilot, the elevator doors close dangerously fast. In the “finale,” George tries to sell candy and all the girls love cottage cheese. Madea Scared Stoopid, Nate Thurmond, Frances Lear, M.A.N.T.I.S., Jeremiah Johnson, Noel Fielding, and Red Robin are also discussed.

In the pilot, Martin Mull has a milk mustache and the rabbi from Seinfeld plays a piano upside down and backwards while resting peacefully in an iron lung. In the finale, the furniture is gone but the shag carpet remains.   10-10-220, Dueling Tubas, Ramblin’’ Rod, Daniel Johnston, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, and cats are also discussed.

In the pilot, Haas has a Horse and Lotta decides to cotton with some strangers. In the finale, Michael Landon runs through the desert.     Dirk Blocker, Dalton Wilcox, Sheed, Leslie Nielsen, sleepy flute, McCabe & Mrs. Miller, Bill Cartwright, Luc Longley, Bill Wennington, Danny Kaye, Uncle Rico, Chuck Mangione, Larry Holmes

Disclaimer: We picked this show before the murder of George Floyd, and recorded it some time ago, just as the protests were picking up. Please know that the fact it relates to police was in no way intended to make light of/capitalize off the current situation. Black lives matter. Get out and protest.

In the pilot, it’s midnight. In the finale, it’s 10 PM. In between, the Mummy is also discussed, at some point. And other things.

After 4+ years, we've reached episode 150. In this retrospective, we talk about our favorite and least favorite characters and shows from the past 50 episodes. 

The dramatic conclusion to our two-part quarantine LOST episode, featuring special LOST expert and guest star Jake! In the pilot, the plane is still crashed. In the finale, they’re still trying to re-cork after the uncorking. In between, we basically just talk about LOST because there’s a lot of LOST to talk about.

Quarantine episode #5 : it finally happened! We watched LOST! In the first half of the pilot, the pilot dies. In the first half of the finale, the island has a big cork that has to be uncorked. Tune in next week for the dramatic conclusion of our two-part LOST marathon, featuring former guest star and LOST expert Jake!

In the pilot, Dougal wants to go to a freak show to see a spider baby. In the finale, Father Ted considers moving to America to coach drive-by shootings Kittens, Cat Emma Peel, Sanford and Son, Lloyd from Lloyd Center, Snakes and Ladders, Shaft, and Harrison Ford are also discussed.

Quarantine episode #3, following the adventures of America's favorite sports fan. Jerry Maguire, Don Zimmer, Ty Cobb, WCW, Joe’s Apartment, SI for Kids, Steve Bartman, Free Throw Guy, Joel Pryzbilla, The Sopranos, Shaq’s hairline, Log Lady, gold prospecting, sleeping next to food, Dougal, and lots of other things were discussed, because we’re inside all day.

This show is about a man whose mother is a car.

We recorded this two weeks ago, on the evening the NBA suspended its season. Part two later today!

In the pilot, there’s a post-apocalyptic Space Needle. In the finale, there’s a sexy tattoo reading. In between, James Cameron’s blue fetish, Blue Crush, Into the Blue, Michael Weatherly’s Bull, Don Johnson showers, Clyde the Glide, the Conclave Chest, and Jantzen Beach are also discussed.

In the pilot, Jill doesn’t get a job. In the finale, she does. In between, Queeby, Albertsons, Drop Zone, and a special appearance from Mr. Sedna are also part of this talkie.

In the pilot, there are lots of PowerPoint presentations. In the finale, they go to The Mall again. In between, Jeepers Creepers, Dumb and Dumber, Kobe Bryant (RIP, recorded before Jan 26), Furley Lumpkin, Mattress Music, and Batman are also discussed.