What Happending?

It's time for more puppets!!! With button eyes or real human eyes? You'll have to listen to know. Oh, and Bob Gunton loves knives.  Ron Artest, Gilbert Gottfried, Meet Joe Black, and the life and death of the Olson twins are also discussed.

Happy Fourth of July! 'Merica best country on Earth, where fax machines create beautiful women and the bombs burst in midair. 

There's a fashion show and then the one woman shoots a gun at a shooting range and then another one tries to throw a blueberry in her kid's mouth and then this other one goes shopping and then Jabba the Hutt goes BRGLEBRGLEDYOONO and then they all have a chef cook them food and then someone has a wedding and the bride is almost late to the rehearsal dinner but then it's fine. Wow! RHOM!

Get your tanning oil, swimsuit, sunglasses, umbrella, and hunting knife; we’re going to the beach!

After a failed first attempt to watch Downton Abbey (that turned into a yet-to-be-released very extra special lost episode!) our determined hosts teamed up with guest star Melissa for a second go at the popular BBC drama. And wonderful hats, costumes, and chopped boiled eggs greeted them with open arms. Chicken oysters, Maggie Smithsass, Stanning for Spacey, Avatar, and Myst are also discussed.

Our hosts delve back into the world of law enforcement with the ever-charming Don Johnson and a giant, delightful cesspool of other co-stars! Street Magic, Hunter S. Thompson's morning workout, and Imhotep are also discussed.

Special guest star Allen helps our hosts breakdown Xena's dark past, superb frisbee throwing, and incredible bamboo lily pad head hopping stick fighting skills. Trolls, cyclops, Ryan Gosling, CGI masks, plastic beetle hair, and many other magical beasts are also discussed. 

Cool Dads, Mom Hair, Ignored Sisters, Hot Daughters, Faith No More, Tino, So-Called Irony, Coming Out Bisexual, Angst, Thursday Night Parties, Tree Readers, Ghostwritten Love Letters, Hiding Behind Open Doors, Subconscious Punishment, Frozen Embryos, Breasts Between Us, Plasma, Anne Frank's Freedom, Yearbook Club Dropouts, I Dream of Tony, Tell Her, Toaster Shockers, Full Glasses of Milk, Secret Crushers, and many more of your favorite '90s bands are featured in this SMASH MTV hit!!

We watched this show, wow! Special guest stars Jackie Gleason, Fred Armison, Frank Robinson, Billy Madison, Luke Jackson, Pat Robertson... and Robin Lopez!

Will they or won't they? Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd star as a pair of late night lounge crooners hellbent on making it big in the cutthroat world of song and dance... Or do they or don't they? Thick sausage torture, glass elevator chases, anarchist mohawks, Munch's universe, and Jon's new coy pond are all part of this week's brand new, star-studded episode!

What happens when benighted people with poor camera presence are deluded by avarice and thrown into contrived scenarios? You get a dynasty... Duck Dynasty.  An astounding lack of happenings leaves our hosts a little lost for words as they try to make sense of the "redneck" "business" "men" and women of this "reality" "entertainment" "television" show.

A one hour episode. A one hour episode. A one hour episode.

After an appearance by Mr. Rosales Jr. in MacGyver, a deep dive into his career ensues and a fascinating pattern emerges. A case of deja vu strikes our hosts, and they are left to wonder if life is a loop repeated, if free will exists or it is only an illusion, if they have seen all these finales before.  Bonus content: What Happending is pleased to announce our first corporate sponsor, a soon-to-be-named coffee giant. Listen to the end for the world premiere of the brand new commercial jingle! And we'll be back next week with Gilligan's Island!

There can be only one episode of What Happending where our hosts watch the unending episodes about the unending lives of the clan MacLeod. Watch out for Slan the man! Seinfeld fashion and boat phones are also discussed.  With an unmatched list of standard advanced driver assistance features, the 2017 Toyota Highlander is one of the best values in the midsize SUV class. Its interior is high-end and comfortable, and there’s plenty of cargo space. 

Who killed Laura Palmer? And where did the jelly donuts go? Our hosts tackle these questions and more as they attempt to make sense of the bizarro mind of David Lynch. Opposite ventriloquists, Road House, Mace Binaca, and jackalopes are also discussed.

With Ari away interviewing new potential interns for the show, Jon and Carlos recruit former guest stars Jake and Melissa to help fill the void. Without Ari's guiding light and spirit, our hosts have a hard time staying on message. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, Kyle Somalier, Tinder, The Revenant, kid vampire, golf, Lost, Jelly, and Mark Margolis. 

Jon didn't feel comfortable giving the 50th retrospective complete rights to its own number, so we're back with episode 50.5! Michael Caine Q ass fool, David Hasselhoff's fresh face, a mysterious land called Silicon Valley, David Hasselhoff jogging, Comtron, voodoo, demolition derbies, turbo boost, road head, the Baja Boys, desperate waitresses, angry truckers, Steve Jobs, Mr. Feeny, Henry Gibson (again), the dean from Animal House, Craigslist ads for young men, slide whistles, magic earrings, bong microscopes -- it's all packed into one podcast!  

It's the season four premiere!!!!  How time flies when you're watching only the pilot and finale. Our hosts recount some of the best and worst series and characters from the 49 shows they've watched to date.  Who's your top three? Email us, we got a gmail account. 

We know you've all heard about it, According to Jim. Now get our side of the story. Season three finale! Wow!

On this episode, our hosts get a heavy dose of Slater's spinning dance moves and wrestling singlets in both the pilot and finale, as well as plenty of sing and dance routines from the whole cast of the Teletubbies--er, Saved by the Bell. Jamie Foxx's lost son and nuclear power are also discussed.