Unheard Of

The guys are talking about Kanye's VMA speech, Tom Brady, Mickey D's all day breakfast, Little League Team throwing a game, Hard Knocks. The guys play guess the sound and make their week 1 NFL picks. And Craig confronts his haters.

Guess who's back? That's right, it's everyone's favorite 4 foot tall, balding Clevelander. Craig's back from his sexually open trip and boy is he defensive about his spot on the show. The guys talk about deflategate, Ronda Rousey, Craig's irrational hatred of sports jerseys, Lebron in the NFL, Jamaal Charles' absurd claim, and Philly destroying Hitchbot. Intro song: A Real Hero by College ft Electric Youth

Do you like guests? Of course you do, so we brought one in. It's Kory aka The Session. He's here to talk to Tom and Ryan about Meek Mill vs Drake, Hulk Hogan, Tinder, and why there are not black pedos. Intro song : But Still by The Session Outro song: Shmoney in That by The Session

The guys welcome a celebrity guest to the show, and you'll never guess who it is! The guys talk about things that you can't throw away, Craig's new house, what movie plots would be the worst to live in, and Craig getting a gun. The countdown to a new character to the show starts at 3 weeks! Intro Song: Shutterbug by Big Boi

The guys are back to talk about Craig's body, surviving in the hood, Missouri's execution/kidnap, rape, kill, a 16 yr old girl surviving a plane crash, Orangutan attacks, El Chapo's escape, Utah murder/suicide, and if the guys could get away with murder. Intro song: Feel Right by Mark Ronson ft Mystikal

The guys are back to talk about Jared from Subway being a pedo...ALLEGEDLY, Shark Week, giant crab attacks, Ryan's Tinder adventures, the guys take a gander at familywatchdog.com, the escaped convicts from NY, and stories from our childhood. Intro song: Blood on the Leaves by Kanye West

The guys are all back together to talk about gay marriage, the confederate flag being banned, Craig sees an old douche bag at the bar, Mandy Moore, eating ass and sucking nuts, and Cleveland Craig's thoughts on the Cavs loss. Intro song: Straight Outta Compton - NWA

Cleveland lost another championship and Craig made the ultimate sacrifice to bring Tom back, Caitlyn Jenner, Lauryn Hill's courageous act or Fugeenous, Game of Thrones, Ryan and Craig's Bike Race party, and seeing some tiities. Intro song: Cleveland Rocks by Presidents of the United States of America

Tom's dead. Craig and Ryan "mourn" the loss. The guys talk about Tom's death by shark attack, losing an arm, women's sports, Hope Solo's meaty vag and the Fappening, being a jiggalo, Kobe rape, and girl's that give blowies for Halo high scores. Intro song: She's Gone by Hall and Oates

The guys talk about hotel sex, Ryan as an uncle, Chedda Da Connect, Virtual Reality Porn, Having your brain uploaded to a hard drive, adult shit, and the fans' lack of commitment to the podcast.

The guys talk about Kim Jung Un execution methods, Koreans eating hamsters in front of kids, Tom's hair...again, Ryan Snapchatting, and a special guest.

The guys talk about Tom's new haircut, Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill, Ryan gets called a racist, Craig gets pushed around by black guys, Would You Rathers and Kanye West

The guys talk about what condiment they would want their nipples to dispense, Tom talks about a terrible date, we answer your would you rathers, and Ryan tells a 2 part cheating saga

The guys talk about the the Baltimore Riots, massages, awkward boners, and Tom being a bitch.

The guys talk about #WakaFlockaForAmerica, the Pope coming to town, Game of Thrones, and feminism.

The guys talk about Neighbors with Benefits being cancelled, Tom and Ryan trying to lose weight, Craig talks about all of Ohio for some reason, Game of Thrones, Would you rather, and of course bathroom talk.

Craig's back to talk with us about piss dribble, guys taking selfies, what fast food you would eat for the rest of your life and much much more.

Craig's here! Craig joins the podcast to talk about Neighbor's With Benefits, butt plugs, where to poop, and much much more.

Dicks, jerking off at work, and a whole lot of dead air.