Swish Edition

Back from our summer vacation, we’re talking about Aerosmith; JLo; $6,000 slot machine wins; “Orange is the New Black;” “Veronica Mars;’ AT&T’s fight with local stations; The Taco Bell Hotel; the new Batman; “Back to the Future” on stage; “White Chicks” might be coming back; A “Flintstones” reboot; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

It’s Mother’s Day and we’re back in the studio with tales from our Pacific cruise; lions and a giraffe living two miles from our house; parents’ week in Vegas; Madonna’s new music; Archie Bunker and George Jefferson returning to TV; Howard Stern signing off; Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer; “Dead To Me” is the most perfect series; Shannon Dougherty joins “BH90210”; what is the window of time for spoilers?; George Clooney’s boycott worked; fast food restaurants have secret menu items; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

We’re smoking meat today in the backyard for our friend Marci; Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” turns 30!; Gucci is selling $870 dirty sneakers; do you know how long you can keep an opened bottle of wine? we’ll tell you; we discovered the Jean George Steakhouse at ARIA, yum!; Donny & Marie are hanging it up; people want to see Michael Jackson go away forever; Gayle King is the coolest cucumber in journalism; Roseanne blames Sara Gilbert for her career tanking; Barbra Streisand has lost her damned mind; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

It’s Scott’s birthday and Dale and Scott are in the studio talking about Janet Jackson’s new Las Vegas residency; another Walking Dead spinoff; where I Dream of Jeannie’s bottle came from; our new virtual reality video games; Martha Stewart and pot; The Jonas Bros. are back together; Tootsie is coming to Broadway; Rami Malek as a new Bond villain; a Banana Splits horror movie; new America’s Got Talent judges; our craft bourbon collection; and, much, much more, live on tape from Sin City!

Scott wants one of the new DeLoreans; boring Super Bowl; all the new Las Vegas residency news; Ben & Jerry’s sans plastic; sea terraces on Virgin Cruises; the Newseum is done; Heinz Tomato Caviar; a new Batman is coming; a Jay & Silent Bob a reboot is filming; “The Dukes of Hazzard” is 40 years old!?; and, lots more pop culture news you can use! Dale & Scott live from Las Vegas. This episode is brought to you by “The Maine Nemesis,” a new thriller novel available on Amazon.com as an e-book or a trade paperback! Written by Swish Edition co-host R. Scott Wallis.

We’re talking about the lunar eclipse; why New Year’s Eve shows suck; why your religion shouldn’t dictate what’s in MY cup at a Cirque show in Las Vegas; Adam Lambert covers Cher; is the “White Boi” song racist?; fish force a commercial airplane to make an emergency landing; Britney cancels her new Vegas residency; “Game of Thrones” finally gets a premiere date; “The Sopranos” creator finally confirms a major Tony development; a lot of celebrities died; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City. This first episode of 2019 is brought to you by “The Maine Nemesis,” a new thriller novel available on Amazon.com as an e-book or a trade paperback! Written by Swish Edition co-host R. Scott Wallis.

PC-ism is slowly losing its steam; “Back to the Future” and “Queer as Folk” reboots are VERY bad ideas; Negan sits in with Kelly; more “Sabrina” is ordered; a “90210” reboot with the original cast is being pitched; General Mills kicking around ideas for monster cereal movies; Penny Marshall passes; LAS to become Sen. Harry Reid International Airport?!; “The Christmas Chronicles” with Kurt Russell is a new classic; KFC scented firelogs are here; an “Aquaman” dildo is a thing; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

Tumblr cuts off its nose to spite its face by banning porn; a Christmas classic is deemed inappropriate in 2018; all about our Las Vegas staycation including a Fleetwood Mac concert; “The Walking Dead” makes some big mistakes; Piers Morgan makes fun of Dick Van Dyke; Mickey Mouse turns 90; Mika and Joe get secret married; we’ve got your R-rated Christmas gift ideas; Scott lists his top-10 favorite Christmas movies;   41 passes on; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

We’re talking traditional Thanksgiving menus; you can now die at Disneyland; Dale’s big win on the Strip; “Game of Thrones” gets a premiere month; we’re loving “Bodyguard” on Netflix; The Spice Girls are going on tour again; Conan O’Brien is going to reinvent late night; Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is coming; “Jeopardy” and “Wheel of Fortune” secure for a few more years; Rick Grimes and “Breaking Bad” movies are coming; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

We’re finally back with tales from our San Francisco trip; seven hour baseball games; tattoo parlors at sea; the Titanic will sail again; Megyn Kelly sure knows how to blow a $69 million deal; Big Bird is retiring; more Ab Fab?; James Bond is NOT a girl; Hollywood is clueless if they remake Clueless; why is Coca-Cola taste best at McDonald’s?; Britney is coming back, bitches; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

On our Eighth Anniversary episode we’re talking about the brilliance of the street artist Banksy; fun “Game of Thrones” news; Narnia reborn on Netflix; “Heathers” finally premieres on Paramount; a Halloween without Roseanne; Cosby gets 3-to-10; Celine Dion is leaving Las Vegas; Rosie on “The Talk;” Russians to blame for everything; Michael Kors is buying everything; “The Walking Dead” finally returns; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

It’s the last day of Summer! POTUS is in Vegas; our Palm Springs trip notes; Maroon 5 to headline the Super Bowl; Downtown Abbey, James Bond & Jurassic World get release dates; Patrick Stewart joins Charlie’s Angels reboot; Jim Parson’s new sitcom based on the Inn at Little Washington; Kelly Clarkson will start talking; John Legend is an EGOT; the Emmy Awards; Julie Chen out at The Talk; celebrity fist fights; and, much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

Scott goes on the “Bohemian Rhapsody” press junket and meets actor Rami Malek and the founding members of Queen, Cher is going on her 143rd tour, Burt Reynolds passes, a “Cosby Show” actor is shamed by Fox News, Universal Studios updates a major ride, we’re not loving the West Gate, Ozark season two rocks!, “House of Cards” drops a hell of a spoiler, a $24 million wedding with Bruno Mars, and much more! Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

It’s back to school time; Criss Angel mystifies at Luxor; Netflix’ winners and losers; lots of notable people died; Roseanne is gonna die; Viking says no kids; Shameless comings and goings; is liquid nitrogen bad for you?; and much, much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

The Park MGM rocks, Veronica Mars 3.0 is coming, Sheldon is a rich asshole, Aston Martin is making James Bond cars, more Brady Bunch house news, Pepsi buys Soda Stream, even more sitcom reboots, Animal Crackers unleashed, The Eagles beat Michael Jackson, the VMAs, and much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

Aerosmith is coming to Las Vegas! Downtown is getting a video upgrade. ALF and DESIGNING WOMEN returning to TV. Are Speedos homophobic? The Brady Bunch house goes to HGTV. Why don’t airliners have keys? And much more. Dale & Scott, with special guest co-host Jacquline Moore, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

A GIRL joins the boys to talk about The Brady Bunch house, The Eagles’ concert, social media defining you forever, CBS’ new sitcom The Neighborhood is perpetuating racism, Panic at the Disco vs. Fall Out Boy, lip-synching SUCKS!, an epic new Walking Dead trailer, more fucking television reboots, some questionable new movies, Hamilton coming to the big screen as is, and much more. Dale & Scott, with special guest co-host Kristin Talastas, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

Roseanne thought she was white, super cool new potato chip flavors are coming, Virgin’s adult cruise ships, the hot dog wars, Papa John’s founder is a douche, Hollywood is too damned PC, Cher sings Abba, TV’s reboot overload, Downton on the big screen, and much more. Dale & Scott, live on tape from Sin City.

We’re talkin’ Air Force One’s potential new paint job; Thai cave overload; jock strap sniffing kids on TV; plastic straw insanity; Manifest coming to NBC; bets on Justin’s marriage; Bill Maher’s right on-ness; Roseanne & Papa John are all kinds of crazy; Kylie is RICH; and, no more peanuts at 37,000 feet. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.

Happy Birthday, America (but you’re drunk, so go home)! We’ve got more hot Walking Dead news, a Spice Girls reunion, a shocking May-December engagement, Roseanne’s quick comeback(?), $400 James Bond bathing suits, Divas Las Vegas closes, Vegas fireworks, and much more. Dale & Scott, LIVE on tape from Sin City.