Swish Edition

Man, oh man, it’s tough trying to be everything these days. Even Victoria’s Secret Angels have been deemed culturally irrelevant because the new board of directors thinks underwear models need to be activists these days. Hosts Dale & Scott discuss that, plus a Backstreet Boys-NSYNC mashup; National Bring Your Dog to Work Day; Hollywood’s new Walk of Fame inductees; we remember our celebrity run-ins; and so much more pop culture news…stuff you don’t need to know about. But it’s fun stuff!

We’re talking about the fast-approaching Summer Solstice; an RV living cat named Ollie the Asshole; Jimmy Buffett’s massive new resort in Manhattan; what we think they should do with unruly airline passengers; how our government leaders have lost their collective minds; people are buying invisible and intangible “art” for millions; and, so very much more pop culture craziness.

We’re talking about Jeff Bezos’ personal space odyssey; Apple announces new iOS features; Tinder will start blocking people you know; cruise ships are cruising again; California’s insane vaccine lottery scheme; United Airlines to buy supersonic planes; Dolly Parton to spend $500M on a Dollywood expansion; the Avengers open at Disneyland; some are worried Amazon will ruin James Bond; more gayeties are coming; Miley Cyrus will rock out Vegas for July 4th; and, much, much more.

Dale & Scott are kicking off the unofficial first day of summer with memories of their trip to Key West; the FAA’s suggestion to start weighing passengers; the #skipthestuff effort to save the planet seems right to us; a “Friends” reunion review; BTS is making more than a few waves at McDonald’s and China; Justin Bieber’s hair controversy; is “Law & Order: SVU” appropriate for kids?; we say goodbye to Gavin MacLeod & Charles Grodin; and, much more pop culture silliness.

It’s a super good time with topless Jeep revelers; Ellen DeGeneres’ show is coming to an end; AT&T is spinning off WarnerMedia to compete with the other streamers; we get lost in TikToc land; what the heck is a dicky doozy?; Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees are announced; pizza vending machines are a thing; you can recycle your Babies; Pokémon cards are hot commodities again; a “Bring It On” slasher movie is coming; mask mandates are all over the map…PLUS, a preview of “The Binge Bum Podcast.”

We’re telling you how to get banned from Disneyland; the Golden Globes' fast death; people are disappearing into caves; Conan O’Brien says goodbye to late night; Elon Musk’s “SNL” stint; will cruises come back without children?; Broadway starts announcing return dates; Prince Charming is the next victim of the woke police; National Take Your Parents to the Playground Day is coming up; Wynn Las Vegas is building a huge club at the Raiders’ stadium in Vegas; and, much more pop culture silliness.

It’s May 4th, so we’re celebrating “Star Wars” day; discuss who’s the husband and who’s the wife thanks to our painter; “Paddington 2” is the most perfect movie ever according to y’all; we’re loving Rescue Strong’s commitment to dog adoptions; there is a huge double standard regarding the n-word; PC-ness goes bananas over Sarah Paulson’s fat suit; we’ve lost Oscar winner Olympia Dukakis; we’re gearing up to honor our mother’s this weekend with a brunch; and, much more pop culture silliness.

Breaking down all the odd goods including the dogecoin craze; Elon Musk hosting “Saturday Night Live;” the Harry Potter store in NYC; the Oscars shitshow; we’re halfway to Halloween; Spielberg’s “West Side Story” remake; what’s up with Caitlyn for California?; Lavar Burton finally wins a guest gig on “Jeopardy!;” it’s National Superhero Day; Michael Keaton is coming back as Batman; huge Vegas news including the return of Celine Dion; and, much more silliness.

On the occasion of 4-20, we’re talking about Lizzo’s drunk DM to Chris Evans; Maya Rudolph’s spot-on Beyoncé and Kamala Harris impressions; ‘Hedwig’ is cast as The Tiger King; should Florence Pugh play Madonna?; Dolly Parton ice cream is a thing; Hank Azaria (unnecessarily) apologizes AGAIN for portraying Apu; did JLo leave Arod for Josh Duhamel?; the “Downton Abbey” sequel getting a release date; and much, much more pop culture silliness.

The guys rant about the depressing so-called comedy “The Connors;” how businesses might not be able to require proof of vaccines; the ‘Ginger Assassin’ scores a 7-10 split; the Oscar nominations AGAIN don’t reflect what the people are watching; Lavar Burton’s “Jeopardy!” campaigning is shameless; The Rock contemplates a POTUS run; Justin Timberlake may have orchestrated the infamous Super Bowl ‘wardrobe malfunction;’ Tom Hanks must be so proud; and, DMX was a huge “The Golden Girls” fan.

For the first episode of the 11th season, we’re talking about our trip back to Las Vegas; Apple’s inside leaker; Tik-Toc creators exposing fast food restaurants; the 17 years cicadas are coming; Fox News is getting a late night comedy show; huge “The Walking Dead” and “Young Sheldon” news; Beyonce’s public storage gets robbed; Gorilla Glue woman is pregnant; Katy Perry doesn’t shave her legs; and, OnlyFans creators can’t have public sex without permission.

Jacqueline, the German angel, joins the guys to talk Taylor Swift’s new song versions; Britney Spears is getting ALL the attention; Justin Timberlake gets out in front of PC-ism and apologizes to Britney and Janet Jackson for 20-year-old slights; Aunt Jemima’s new branding; Kevin Hart learns the hard way that everyone needs to watch their pennies; it’s not a good idea to go to sleep with your AirPods; we say goodbye to two more celebrities, Mary Wilson and Larry Flynt; and, much more craziness.

Scott goes on an epic rant about the Super Bowl coverage; we talk about the GOAT’s salary; the miserable halftime show (who at the NFL thought The Weeknd was a good pick? — we have our choices for next year, BTW); the good and bad commercials; PLUS, we chat about Dolly Parton’s reluctancy to get political; the best states to live if you’re single; Subway defends their tunafish; and, we say goodbye to “The Sound of Music” actor Christopher Plummer. 

We’re breaking down the sorted history of the hardly-ever-right groundhog; honor a past Swish guest, the late Cloris Leachman, with a classic clip; Peeps finally return in time for Easter with a spicy new flavor option (ole!); big brands are pre-releasing their Super Bowl ads; “Saved By the Ball” star Dustin Diamond has died; we might finally get “The Walking Dead” Rick movies; and a lot more pop culture silliness.

Talkin’ about the first ever Super Bowl home team advantage; Dolly Parton’s 75th birthday; Larry King passes on; Trump’s Diet Coke button removed; the Bernie Sanders meme explosion; the possibility of a DeLorean comeback; “America’s Most Wanted” to get a FOX reboot; why Jeep Wrangler owners wave at each other; the crazy Armie Hammer cannibal rumors; UHaul releases a list of the top U.S. migration states; and much more pop culture news and views with Dale and Scott. 

We celebrate television icon Betty White’s 99th birthday; Biden won’t be allowed to bring his dangerous Peloton to the White House; should controversial people be erased from past movies?; Ralph Lauren cancels golfer Justin Thomas; Disney 86’s annual passes; a law firm is giving away a Valentine’s Day divorce; we now have a glass-blowing competition show; the classic movie roles Michelle Pfeffer declined (like Sharon Stone’s character in “Basic Instinct); and, so much more pop culture silliness.

We’ve got breaking “I Love Lucy” movie news; a “Home Alone” themed AirBnB you can rent; Denmark launches a kid’s program about a man with the world’s biggest penis; will Disney 86 Trump from The Hall of Presidents?; Martha Stewart forgot to pick her pears; television’s most iconic vehicles; CBS ditches “Lucky Dog” host Brandon McMillan for bucks; more “Sex and the City” is coming; Roku buys Quibi’s content; we have a new movie giveaway; and, so much more pop culture news and views. 

Dale & Scott are talking about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s obsession with peanut butter; Jennifer Aniston’s Christmas ornament controversy; James “Scotty” Doohan’s ashes go to space; the bonkers tale of actress Tanya Robert’s misdiagnosed death; a castaway dies of COVID; Mandalorian tea is a thing; “Hell’s Kitchen” returns to Las  Vegas; “Call Me Kat” is annoying; “Let Them All Talk” is fascinating; and, much more pop culture fun.

To wrap up the worst year ever, we’re talkin’ about the hot mess that is “Wonder Woman 1984;” Christopher Walken’s freedom from devices; Tiffany Haddish’s interns; a new “Sex and the City” series; the loss of Gramma; the $30 million YouTube kid; what to eat for good luck; MJ’s Neverland ranch finally sells; all the new Christmas Day streaming fare, and much, much more.

For our Christmas episode, we’re talking about how Disney World photoshops masks onto maskless ride riders for a buck; there’s an amazingly realistic “Home Alone” gingerbread house; we find out that the “Jeopardy!” host has more power than we thought; Kevin from “The Office” is the top earner on Cameo; we memorialize all the celebrities we lost in 2020; we have a DVD giveaway to announce; KFC sponsors a Lifetime movie; Christmas-colored candy corn is a yucky thing; and, more Christmas silliness.