Movies On Tap

Your favorite alcoholics sit down to discuss their favorite places to haunt this week on Movies on Tap!

Does the cinematic experience still matter? Does Errol need to learn to shut his mouth more often? Does Nick have a problem with Asian people? Answers to all this and more for our August New Release review! Act I: Cinematic experience vs. Netflix Act II: Crazy Rich Asians review Act III: How packed was your theather/2 shots Drink of the week: Singapore Sling 3/4 oz Gin 1/4 oz Grand Marnier 1/4 Cherry Liqueur 1/2 oz Herbal Liqueur 1 oz Pineapple Juice 1/2 oz Lime Juice Dash of bitters Combine all ingredients in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into highball glass with a splash of soda. Garnish with Orange slice and Cherry.

Errol's Audio issues aside, we plow ahead trying to review a weird 90s movie that Nick so desperately wants to use to prove he's cultured. Act I: How high is too high? Act II: How High Review Act III: 3 Shots/Weirdest thing you smoked out of Drink of the week: Weed Whiskey Sazerac Soak 1/4 oz of weed in bottle of whiskey. Shake once per day. The longer you leave it the more potent it will be. Strain through a cheese cloth to filter for weed whiskey. 2 oz Weed Whiskey 2 dashes Peychaud Bitters splash water sugar cube muddle sugar, bitters and water together. Stir in whiskey and add another dash bitters. Strain into tumbler.   Post Credits Episode: Basic Instinct

It's pretty one sided this week as the boys talk ridiculousness in films and what we can or can't stand, as well as Rob and Nick going into a segue about World War II somewhere along the line for some reason. Act I: Ridiculousness in Movies Act II: Black Sheep Review Act III: 2.5 Shots/Favorite Campy movie Drink of the Week: Maitai 2 oz Stolen Rum 1/2 oz Orange Curacao 1/2 oz orgeat syrup 1/2 oz lime juice Shake ingredients together in a shaker with ice and strain into an old fashioned glass filled with ice. Garnish with a slice of pineapple.

We start off pretty vulgar before getting into Nick's topic that Errol just can't seem to understand this week before we talk about eugenics! Act I: What dream would you leave your life for? Act II: Gattaca Review Act III: 2 Shots/ Drink of the Week: Gattaca Cocktail 2 oz Gin 1/2 oz Apple Juice 1/2 oz Thyme Syrup Lemon zest Combine gin, apple juice, thyme syrup in shaker with ice. Shake and strain into chilled cocktail glass. Squeeze lime zest and garnish on the side.

The guys talk Dougray Scott, modern day westerns, and Ben Foster's greatness this week so tune in! Act I: What would you do with a corrupt family fortune Act II: Hell or High Water review Act III: 0 Shots Drink of the week: Robber 2 oz Scotch 1 oz Sweet Vermouth dash bitters Cherry Mix ingredients in mixer, stir, strain into chilled martini glass, drop cherry in the center.

Dalton can't handle the awkwardness in this week's episode as we dive into awful encounters with ladies of the past. Act I: Dumbest thing you've done for a girl Act II: The Big Sick review Act III: 0 Shots/What won't you do for love Nick - cuckolding Errol - no poop Rob - Pegging Dalton - no poop Drink of the week: Penicillin 2 oz Scotch 3/4 oz Lemon Juice 3/4 oz Honey syrup Candied Ginger Islay spray Mix Scotch, lemon juice and honey syrup in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a glass. Spray with islay spray and garnish with candied ginger.

This week the boys talk about the mysterious origins of their insect super powers and review Ant-Man vs The Wasp- Er... Ant-Man and The Wasp.   Act I: The guys talk insect super powers Nick- Scorpion Rob- African Horned Beetle Errol- Tarantula Hawk Dalton- Bombardier Beetle Act II: Ant-Man and The Wasp review Act III: Can anyone outdo Paul Rudd's Ant-Man? Shot Rating: Unanimous 2 shot Drink of the Week: Red Ant 1.5 oz Rye Whiskey 0.5 oz Kirschwasser 0.5 oz Cherry Heering 1 barspoon Mezcal 2 dash Mole Bitters

The boys sit down to talk Conspiracies before taking on some 80s movie you've probably never heard of. Act I: Favorite Conspiracy Theory Nick - Area 51/JFK Errol - New Coke Rob - Octopus is Aliens Dalton - 1985 Draft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1kMlG8c7Y&t=12s Act II: Blowout Review Act III: 2 Shots/what would it take to wear a wire Drink of the Week: Blowjob shot 1 oz Amaretto Liqueur 1 oz Coffee liqueur 1 oz Bailey's Whipped Cream Pour Amaretto first, layer gently with Coffee, then Bailey's. Top with some whipped cream, put your hands behind your back and take it with your mouth. Blowjob. Get it?

Happy Birthday America! The guys sit down to talk about the holiday in general and share some white trash stories from their midwestern ways. Also Nick really doesn't know who people are. Act I: Independence Day Act II: Independence Day Review Act III: 0 Shots/Favorite Richard Gere Movie Drink of the week: 4th of July Cocktail 1 oz Watermelon Schnapps Cranberry Juice 1 Slice Jalapeno 1 Slice Lemon 1 Slice Lime 1 1/2 oz Tequila 1/4 oz Blue Curacao 1/2 oz Simple Syrup Mix Schnapps and Cranberry Juice in shaker. strain into glass with ice. Muddle Jalapeno, lemon, lime and Tequila, slowly strain, on top of schnapps and Cranberry.

This week we talk ugly celebrities, Nick's dedication to filatio, Errol's utter lack of respect for first dates, and we make a shot bet! Bet you didn't expect this kind of convo from a Werner Herzog film! Act I: What's more important, face or voice acting? Act II: Aguirre: The Wrath of God Review Act III: Should you drink before a date/3 Shots Drink of the Week: El Dorado 1 Tbsp Honey 1 1/2 oz Lemon Juice 2 oz Tequila Orange Slice Add ingredients to shaker, shake and strain into tumbler with ice. Garnish with a slice of orange.

In an unprecedented event, Nick refuses to atone for his Shot bet loss, but we'll get to that another time. We're here to talk Incredibles 2 and all it's money making glory! Also somehow women's suffrage gets brought up. Act I: Demographic reviewers Act II: Incredibles 2 review Act III: 14 year gap/1 Shot Drink of the week: Hypnotiq Breeze 2 oz Hypnotiq Liqueur 1 oz Coconut rum splash of pineapple juice Mix all three ingredients in glass with ice and stir. Simple!

For some reason we force westerns on each other, and are quickly learning that that's not the move! But we have to honor our traditions. Along the way we talk the difference between a ladyboy and a ladyman, which Dalton seems to know about. Act I: Where would you run? Nick - Thailand Errol - Mexico Rob - New Zealand Dalton - Europe Act II: All the Pretty Horses review Act III: 4 Shots/All the Pretty Horses vs. Batman Vs. Superman Drink of the week: Michelada 1 Beer 12 oz Clamato 2 oz Lime Juice 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce 1/2 tsp maggi seasoning 1 tbsp salt 1/2 tsp. chili powder Mix Clamato Juice, lime juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, maggi, and beer Take glass, rub rim with lime, dip in salt/chili powder mix, add ice, and then pour mixture into glass

We're talking Hell again! That's right, the sinful sons sit down to discuss the 90s Keanu Reeves Charlize Theron action film! Just kidding. Here's a supernatural thriller. Act I: Deal with the Devil Nick - A chance to meet Emilia Clarke and have a bunch of money Errol - His soul can't be tortured Rob - Choose when he dies, and space travel Dalton - Bench press more weight Act II: Devil's Advocate review Act III: 4 Shots/rather see burn in hell? Popcorn or Lawyers. Drink of the Week: Spicy Devil 2 oz Brandy 1/2 oz White creme de menthe Pinch Cayenne Pepper Shake Brandy and mint liqueur, strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with Cayenne Pepper

We know, don't talk Star Wars with Nick and Errol while they're drinking, but isn't it just a little bit fun? You be the judge! Act I: What makes a Star Wars Movie Act II: Solo Review Act III: What sequel would you like to see/3 Shots Drink of the Week: Solo Cocktail Bourbon Rocks Mix it. Don't drive or fly though.

Second Television review of the year this week as the guy's tackle season one of NBC's newer comedy with Ted Danson! No not that one. No, not that one either.  Act I: Our own personal Hell Act II: The Good Place season 1 Act III: Favorite moment/2.5 shots Drink of the week: Manhattan - Boulevardier 2 oz Rye 3/4 oz Sweet Red Vermouth 2 dashes Bitters Cherry 2 Campari Ice Cubes Mix 1 1/2 oz water with 1/2 oz Campari and freeze. Take bitters, rye and vermouth and mix in cocktail shaker, pour into a glass and garnish with cherry and Campari ice. drink slow to let the campari melt and turn the drink into a boulevardier

The boys imagine their own "what if" town of western anarchy as we set up a saloon where Errol feeds a crazy Dalton cannibal soup as he shoots up visitors who come to Rob to get new prosthetic limbs made of mercury then they go to Nick's hospital to be assigned exactly two shots of whiskey by Errol and the circle starts over....it's weird. We're weird. Act I: Old West Occupation Act II: Maverick Review Act III: Favorite Scene/ 2 Shots Unanimous Drink of the week: Poker Face 3 oz Tequila 6 oz Orange Juice 1 1/2 oz Triple Sec Twist of lime Shake ingredients together and strain into highball glass. Garnish with your favorite circular fruit and an umbrella toothpick then Ante Up!

A little late's better than never as the guys get deeply philosophical with their act I topic. Oh, and there's a movie review in there somewhere. Act I: What will we regret as a society? Act II: Loving Review Act III: 3 Shots/Tom Hardy impressions Drink of the week: Black and White Daiquiri 12 Blackberries 2 oz Coconut Rum 1 oz White Rum 3/4 oz Blackberry Liqueur 1/2 oz lime juice 1/2 oz water Muddle blackberries, add all other ingredients with ice, shake and strain into a martini glass.

At long last it's here. 10 years in the making and the MoT boys talk full spoilers right out the gate, so if you haven't seen it. Tune out until you do, cause Nick ain't fuckin' around, and neither is Thanos. Act I: Summer Movie Wager Act II: Infinity War Review Act III: How far will they walk it back/0 Shots Drink of the week: Commonwealth Cocktail 1 1/2 oz blended Scotch whisky 1 oz Hawthorn Drinks Honey and Lavender Shrub 1/2 oz Hawthorn Drinks Dandelion & Burdock Syrup 3-4 Drops Commonwealth Bitters (contains 71 ingredients) Put ingredients in shaker and shake, double strain into coupe glass.

You ever wonder what those old friends from High School are like now? Maybe you go back home and take a night on the town at the one bar and hang out to catch up? Well we do that every week here at MoT and this week we're doing it with Super Troopers 2! Act I: Comedy sequels Act II: Super Troopers 2 Review Act III: Comedy sequel we want to see/3 Shots Drink of the Week: The Canadian Maple leaf candy 2 dashes bitters 1 Large Ice Cube 2 oz Canadian whisky Lemon Peel Cut Maple leaf in half and put in glass with bitters, muddle into paste, add ice and whisky, take lemon peel and squeeze it over glass to get the oils out, then rub the peel around the rim before dropping into glass.