Post-nuclear Reno

Austin Baca and Jonathan Allgood are the two in my stink this episode. Sorry. That's just indicative of the subject matter we discuss this episode which is mostly shitting. I get accused of blowing up an Airbnb, Jonathan walks us through his wiping routine, and then there's wrestlers and Tim Allens and a whole thing going on, watch on Youtube to get the full effect of this one because I actually edited it this time.

I sit down with ol' Jonathan Allgood to wax philosophic about, like, 5 years ago or something? I compare bits with a way better comedian, talk about Greta Van Fleet, and then there's a bunch of other words in there too.

Austin and Jonathan are here to roll my body around so that gas escapes it and hopefully that gas will flap my vocal folds around enough to sound like an audible joke. This week we bag on Jonathan for whatever just happens to be happening currently, see how many condoms you could eat with proper form, I give them a brand new type of Joe Rogan experience, and then I go on a 20 minute rant about food Tik Tokers that somehow also devolves into me talking about my weird high school program.

Sometimes I podcast tries its hardest not to come together. Never before has an episode of the podcast struggled so hard to exist but we did it because we're champions of comedy. This week we talk about Jonathan's NASCAR Buddhism, we get dueling Austins, I apparently don't know who Peter Gabriel is, then Jonathan creates a production studio and pitches us a cooking show.

We all know that comedy isn't therapy, you shouldn't use your comedy audience as free talk therapy. But what if you get a captive and professional audience for 45 minutes? Jonathan's dream is what happens. 

There almost wasn't a podcast today but someone at Taco Bell fucked up so bad I had to tell someone.

The energy off this episode is strange as we talk about the invasive species of wild horses that kill our friends, do a quick no laugh challenge, try to turn Jonathan Allgood into a SoundCloud rapper named "preZZzy john: mayor" and maybe yell about balls.

Jonathan got a haircut, Austin and I did a great gig at a Harley Davidson dealership, we talk about soaking and Scientology before I tell Jonathan he's not allowed to laugh with another round of No Laughing, Idiot, and then I let Jonathan sell us on Dicktators (I think that's how he would want it spelled).

Squeeking this one in just under the wire,  I show Jonathan all the Tik Toks I've saved while laying face down on Perocet. We fire up the U Mad Libz? Then we gracefully exit, also Jonathan watched the Barbie movie.

The boys are back and they've got a collective 4 buttholes. I had butt surgery and maybe shouldn't have been standing around doing a podcast, oh well, too late. We talk about Death to Smoochie (the greatest movie ever made), wrestling, and Jonathan's penchant for smashing frogs with BIG rocks.

This week we have a recording artist, a painting artist, and another third thing: Brian James Hoffman. We talk about the release of our new split EP "Mankind and The Big Show" which we recorded in Nashville on our tour last year. You can hear more stories from that tour on "The Petri Dish Ep: 201 - So I'm the Bad Guy?" as well as RIGHT HERE. We're proud of these songs and we want all you nerds to go listen.

The whole crew is here, Austin and Jonathan have to hear about the difficulties of creating a dog door, the eldritch horror experienced daily by dogs, our strangest fears, tying your shoes, and strong cheeseburger opinions.

Jonathan and I sit down on Father's Day to talk about all the hot topics for dads. We go over the weather, brain damage, long travel stories, trucks, and dead friends. 

We've got all hands on deck! Austin Baca and Jonathan Allgood help me navigate the murky waters of modern comedy, we find the best way to eat a mermaid, and I take a bunch of shots at Texas because that state suuuuuucks.

This week Jonathan and I talk about how much he loves his momma, I talk extensively on North Korea and eating mud, and I subject Jonathan to my brand new No Laugh challenge.

This week the ol' gang has to deal with my fraternity party stories, and by "party" I mean like 8 dudes hanging out, and by "stories" I mean vague hate crimes, don't go to college in the Midwest. We try out an old favorite segment, Mad Libs, but different. We watch that AI-generated beer commercial and wax poetic about the scourge that is AI content.

There is literally nothing else in the world I could talk about in this moment other than blink-182.

I sit down with Brian James Hoffman himself to talk about his most recent tour with Joe Bartel through the great Midwest. Brian still hasn't eaten skyline chili and we'll both be damned if we ever eat any of that garbage, suck it Ohio.

Jonathan Allgood is back in the saddle to get words thrown at him at Mach speed. Luckily, there's some new fail safes to make sure I say slightly less words and let Jonathan says some words sometimes. Nevertheless, I talk extensively on Chumbawumba, bad demo songs, CPAP fellatio, and a whole bunch of other awful shit, and thank sweet baby reekrus this episode is under an hour.

Jonathan Allgood is back, and you can thank him for this episode existing cause I would have just sat on the couch playing Mount and Blade II: Bannerlord all day and forgotten that I have the bodily urge to create. We went into this episode blind so I had to hog up all the talk time with my stories of hedonistic disorders, hot dog buffoonery, and then try to claw my way back out with comedic double talk about health. Time to listen to Creed and headbang in my living room.