Post-nuclear Reno

The energy off this episode is strange as we talk about the invasive species of wild horses that kill our friends, do a quick no laugh challenge, try to turn Jonathan Allgood into a SoundCloud rapper named "preZZzy john: mayor" and maybe yell about balls.

Jonathan got a haircut, Austin and I did a great gig at a Harley Davidson dealership, we talk about soaking and Scientology before I tell Jonathan he's not allowed to laugh with another round of No Laughing, Idiot, and then I let Jonathan sell us on Dicktators (I think that's how he would want it spelled).

Squeeking this one in just under the wire,  I show Jonathan all the Tik Toks I've saved while laying face down on Perocet. We fire up the U Mad Libz? Then we gracefully exit, also Jonathan watched the Barbie movie.

The boys are back and they've got a collective 4 buttholes. I had butt surgery and maybe shouldn't have been standing around doing a podcast, oh well, too late. We talk about Death to Smoochie (the greatest movie ever made), wrestling, and Jonathan's penchant for smashing frogs with BIG rocks.

This week we have a recording artist, a painting artist, and another third thing: Brian James Hoffman. We talk about the release of our new split EP "Mankind and The Big Show" which we recorded in Nashville on our tour last year. You can hear more stories from that tour on "The Petri Dish Ep: 201 - So I'm the Bad Guy?" as well as RIGHT HERE. We're proud of these songs and we want all you nerds to go listen.

The whole crew is here, Austin and Jonathan have to hear about the difficulties of creating a dog door, the eldritch horror experienced daily by dogs, our strangest fears, tying your shoes, and strong cheeseburger opinions.

Jonathan and I sit down on Father's Day to talk about all the hot topics for dads. We go over the weather, brain damage, long travel stories, trucks, and dead friends. 

We've got all hands on deck! Austin Baca and Jonathan Allgood help me navigate the murky waters of modern comedy, we find the best way to eat a mermaid, and I take a bunch of shots at Texas because that state suuuuuucks.

This week Jonathan and I talk about how much he loves his momma, I talk extensively on North Korea and eating mud, and I subject Jonathan to my brand new No Laugh challenge.

This week the ol' gang has to deal with my fraternity party stories, and by "party" I mean like 8 dudes hanging out, and by "stories" I mean vague hate crimes, don't go to college in the Midwest. We try out an old favorite segment, Mad Libs, but different. We watch that AI-generated beer commercial and wax poetic about the scourge that is AI content.

There is literally nothing else in the world I could talk about in this moment other than blink-182.

I sit down with Brian James Hoffman himself to talk about his most recent tour with Joe Bartel through the great Midwest. Brian still hasn't eaten skyline chili and we'll both be damned if we ever eat any of that garbage, suck it Ohio.

Jonathan Allgood is back in the saddle to get words thrown at him at Mach speed. Luckily, there's some new fail safes to make sure I say slightly less words and let Jonathan says some words sometimes. Nevertheless, I talk extensively on Chumbawumba, bad demo songs, CPAP fellatio, and a whole bunch of other awful shit, and thank sweet baby reekrus this episode is under an hour.

Jonathan Allgood is back, and you can thank him for this episode existing cause I would have just sat on the couch playing Mount and Blade II: Bannerlord all day and forgotten that I have the bodily urge to create. We went into this episode blind so I had to hog up all the talk time with my stories of hedonistic disorders, hot dog buffoonery, and then try to claw my way back out with comedic double talk about health. Time to listen to Creed and headbang in my living room.

It's on OG Petri Dish reunion. Today, we've got both Jonathan Allgood and Austin Baca here to sit and be quiet while I railroad them with my opinions on Chang Can Dunk for far too long. Am I more racist than Disney? Find out inside. We also talk deeply on contracting botulism, sandwiches, and whether or not Foreign Accent Syndrome is actually just people faking it because they are 100% totally faking it no matter what your local news station is telling you.

I justify not having a real episode, make several bad metaphors, and then dip. See you next week!

Howdy ladies and germs (hell yeah, i'm gonna milk this theme now), today we reignite the spark of this podcast with a classic Austin Baca episode. What are the worst band names? Of Coke and Pepsi which would The Beatles and Stones be? Then we devise a plan for me to break a Guinness World Record that involves Big Macs and lots of math.

It's been a week, and oh what a week it's been! Jonathan and I are back to talk about how much we didn't do over the last week, we talk sloppy tubes of various foods, I go on and on about my annoying cars, and Jonathan tries to keep up with my many references to media that I have yet to show him.

We've got NC Kanye himself, Mr. Jonathan Allgood, back on the show. We talk about having to get jobs, and the slow crumble of the D&D/WotC drama. Then Jonathan reads a segment from a collection of stories he's written; so we talk about writing and creativity and also being drunk about stuff.

Solo podcast again today, but guess what? I'm less sad than the last time I did a solo podcast. What's this year have in store for me? I refuse to speculate because I don't want to be wrong or sad, I instead dwell upon the past and talk a bunch about Timmy Williams.