Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Buckle up y'all! Ann Maddox (the true star of Vanderpump Rules) and the amazing Amanda Lifford (formally of The Vialll Files) join us for a heart to heart about NDAs, reality TV, dating life, comedy and everything in between. Join us to meet these two lovely hosts of the podcast We Signed an NDA. You won't be sorry (and it's lawyer approved!)

In this episode 3 & 4 mashup, we learn that Kyle is determined to keep on selliing sperm, Adriano is determined to keep on selling the idea that threesomes are awesome and Luke has cashed in his retirement for sunglasses. This definitely can't go wrong. 

It's day 2 of Janet's babymoon and all hell is breaking loose. Jax confronts Michelle, Michelle tells Jesse, Jesse...doesn't really care. Jax is loving and compassionate to his wife who may or may not have a drinking issue OR he's a complete nightmare and they're getting divorced. Oneskin.co/rosepricks code rosepricks

The gang is back together for the second part of the reunion and Lala is hella steamed about #MomSh*t! Plus, Jo comes out to announce she's engaged to Aaron Rogers or at least she wants to be. Oneskin.co/Rosepricks code rosepricksTropical Smoothie Cafe -head down there May 29th for a free 12 oz smoothie

We finally caved and decided to recap The Valley and thank the lord we did because this show is spectacular. Okay that is probably overstating it but it's not half bad. In this episode, everyone is invited to Janet's Baby Booze Fest except Zack, Kristen and Luke (although Luke isn't really invited anywhere) and we don't hear the end of it. Jesse experienced ego death, Brittany gets carsick (probably) and Jax spills the beans to Michelle.

It's time for part 1 of the reunion and it doesn't disappoint. Sandoval is in his Chico's best green blazer and sulking, Lala is in lilac nails and clapping and the rest of the cast is just trying to get through it. But we won't let them! Join us!

It's the finale and we go out with a bang (kind of?) in San Francisco. James cries happy tears, Jo storms out, Lala says Ariana's not God and Schaena does the worst lip synch on any reality show ever. Join us!Oneskin.co/Rosepricks if you want some amazing eye cream or moisturizer that stops the cause of aging not just the symptoms.

We recap/discuss the insanity that is the first 2 episodes of 90 Day Fiance Love in Paradise Season 4. Just when we thought we'd met the worst person ever on a reality show, 90 Day comes along and says "hold my sperm!" Sponsored today by One Skin. Do yourself a favor and check out this amazing (and affordable) skincare line.https://www.oneskin.co (Use code Rose Pricks for 15% off!)

It's a fun trip to San Francisco and Ariana's bringing her new boyfriend Dan but where the hell is he? Working out? Seeing a friend? Defending Sandoval? Or maybe we're reading into it. You be the judge. Oneskin.com/rosepricks

So much is happening in the Bachelor and Bravo universe so let's get caught up! Today we talk about Gerry's daughter being mad at the fans, Greg and Victoria's break up, Jax trying to cause controversy to beef up The Valley ratings, Bethenny thinking she's saving the world and more!Oneskin.co/rosepricks to get some amazing skin care!

Is this an infomercial for The Valley or an episode of Vanderpump Rules? Who can be sure? But what we do know is none of these people is worth rooting for -except maybe James and possibly Katie - but hear us out...Oneskin.co/Rosepricks is the place to get the skin care products we swear by!

A four part series on Patreon, Stef and Cec break down their inside knowledge of the Quiet on the Set documentary. This episode focuses mainly on Drake Bell, his life prior to being a child star and where he is now. (For the other epsiodes and all other bonus eps, please sign up for Rose Pricks patreon.)

Tom Tom is serving brunch now, Schwarz's hair is still blond, the group is offended over Rachel's podcast appearance and Lala's having a sperm party. Join us!To listen to the latest episode covering Quiet on the Set go to Patreon.com/rosepricks

Cecily and Stefanie break down the Golden Bachelor break up plus a recap of the new Patti Stanger/Nick Viall show the Matchmaker!Join us on Patreon for Quiet on the Set plus all the back eps of Golden Bachelor!

In today's episode, Schwartz auditions for the remake of Powder, Lala has no idea how to be a good friend and Jo outs what's really going on with Tom. Join us! For Quiet on the Set recaps go to  Patreon.com/Rosepricks

It's a special day, as we're sharing a peak at our OTHER podcast (Bored AF) where we talk about everything...and nothing at all!

It's the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and Ariana has had just about enough of Tom Sandoval and who can blame her? Lala plays devil's advocate but also gets in a few zingers and Katie stands her ground. Join us on Patreon to hear our deep dive into Quiet on the Set Patreon.com/RosePricks

Secrets come to life as we find out that Schwartz made out with Scheana when Katie and Tom were already together plus Jo is bullied and Sandoval tries to get Ariana out of the house.

Can you believe it? It's over! But first, tears, so many tears and an ending that left Cecily shocked and suprised and Stefanie...not as shocked and surprised. But they have a lot to say! Tune in to Patreon.com/Rosepricks to hear about everything that happened on ATFR plus the new Bachelorette announcement!

Cecily and Stefanie are covering Vanderpump Rules and have a lot to say about this episode. The acting is atrocious, there's no one to root for, and Jax is back. And yet, we loved every minute!