Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Colton's greatest fear comes true on Fantasy Suite week. Will his bones get jumped before the fence he escapes over? This week's bonus is about an older man trying to find a room and a dude in a grocery store with a machete. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on The Bachelor, Colton auditions new dads on his Hometown visits. Will he find acceptance? Will anyone throw cleats at his head? And who won't get to pop his cherry? This week's bonus is about our neighbors stealing catalytic converters for their Priuses and the continuing war on crows. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colton tries to selfie cam himself through his ongoing mystery of who's here for the wrong reasons and gets a random stamp of approval from his dad before dumping a beauty queen. This week's bonus is about energy healing city council candidates and the hunt for missing kittens. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colton is presented with a mystery. Someone is not here for the right reasons, but will he kick off the right bimbos? This week's bonus is about dog yoga, Mandarin for toddlers and a wrap up of the Rat House fight. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bachelor goes to Tahiti and Colton removes the Never from Been Kissed's name. More worms are swallowed and Colton fears his worst. Nightmare. Is coming true. LITERALLY. This week's bonus is about mystery cat feeders and needy neighbors. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bachelor goes to Singapore and tries to teach the entire city the meaning of the word "WOOOOO!" The beauty queens slug it out, but Demi takes out two targets making her the slickest winner of all time. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bachelor takes on pirates and fitness, and the pageant girls go at it. Will Colton cry? Yes. Yes he will. This week's bonus is a serious talk about the trans hate spouting from Tamra's offspring. Shocker, we know. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's story time on The Bachelor, and the girls write like it's their first time. Then Billy Eichner stops by to terrorize Colton and a beauty pageant war brews. This week's bonus is all about rain trolls and the soup obsessed. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colton is freshly spray tanned and ready to pretend to lose his virginity to a girl. Will the old lady from What About Mary ruin everything? This week's bonus is our first foray back into the world of NextDoor. To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! Video editions of these podcast episodes are available only through Patreon. On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome back! We got the campfire going, so let's get to the second half of our contestant roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bachelor is back for its 23rd season, but before we get to see how many times Colton cries in his first episode, we have to meet the 19,000 dodo birds vying for his attention. It's a two part Cast Roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the end of Bachelor in Paradise's fifth season. Will Annalise take no for an answer? Will Wills get to say anything? And has Colton survived the wrath of Tia? Let's find out! On this week's premium bonus: Jenna turned out to be a low down lyin' emoji hustler, and we mourn the model's loss together. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bachelor in Paradise rewards its loyal viewers with the gift of Orange Robby and a bunch of people get dumped. We're in the final inning, people!  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric realizes he doesn't know where the cheese is at all, Annalise tells off a possible Russian witch, and a perfectly newish Ross Dress For Less picture frame is burned in a fire. Also: JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER! JADE AND TANNER JADE AND TANNER *and Carly and Evan too I guess.  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric made Angela cry, which causes a mist of distrust to descend upon our favorite group of needful things. Who will cry? Who won't cry? And will Colton and Tia make it out alive?  On this week's premium bonus: Who's robbing who at the local liquor store? And what is RBG gonna do about it? To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leo douches out completely this episode and tries to keep some dignity by dressing like The Nanny on his way out before throwing a drink on our favorite grocer. Then, the mom makes out with the last of the men and then gets left behind like yesterday's Annalise. Fun times. This week's bonus is about a Lego party, gardeners not cleaning up poop, and neighbors who shouldn't be allowed to install surveillance cams. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Krystal lose the Goose and latch on to Conor or will she just bury her head in the sand? Or both? Just another day in Paradise!  This week's bonus is about a Lego party, gardeners not cleaning up poop, and neighbors who shouldn't be allowed to install surveillance cams. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guest Annabelle DeSisto (Adderall and Compliments, @AnnabelleDeSisto) joins Ronnie this week to talk about Colton and Tia finally naming their relationship! Also, Leo gets nasty, model gets jeal, and our fave French Canadian already has lipstick on his face.  This week's bonus is about Stef's neighbors fighting about the infestation of evil Amazon delivery drivers. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The model loses his poo on this week's Bachelor in Paradise and drowns a puppy. Plus, Tia gets more stalkery and Colton gives in. This week's bonus is about Stef's neighbors fighting about the infestation of evil Amazon delivery drivers. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tia learns that Goose is the douche we all knew him to be on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise. Also, Colton cries a little more, Becca rolls her eyes, and Kenny teaches Eric about self help books. This week's bonus is about our neighbors' obsessions with bird scooters and ice cream truck crime. To hear it and all of our bonuses, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! It's also where you can buy our new VNRBOOL shirts! On Twitter and Instagram we're @RosePricksPod, @RonnieKaram and @SWilderTaylor.   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.